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#3902 Jul 18 2017 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on kicking ISIL out of Mosul! You've taken another step towards making the middle east a beacon of democracy and freedom!

Click here to collect your reward.

Edited, Jul 18th 2017 8:18am by someproteinguy
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#3903 Jul 18 2017 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on kicking ISIL out of Mosul!
But your lives are under the rubble.
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#3904 Jul 18 2017 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure we'll find more democracy in the castle.

In related thoughts, I've often found it odd just how much of a barren wasteland so many of these areas are. This isn't like rich farm land, or anything, it's a non-stop stretch of barely habitable sand and rock. Like why are people even living there in the first place? Why not just leave a few people to work the oil pumps and move elsewhere? Would probably be a better use of our tax dollars. Suppose Europe wouldn't be on-board with that though. Besides I say the same things about Vegas, so whatever. At least Vegas has tempting vices.
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#3905 Jul 19 2017 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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Like why are people even living there in the first place?
Mostly that it isn't cheap to move, or not wanting to move from friends and family. Same reasons people still live in Kentucky.
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#3906 Jul 19 2017 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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In the case of Mosul, it's situated along a river and has a major airport. There's also a big university there and a medical college. Or "was" with the war but a couple decades ago, I imagine it had a decent economy and reasons to live there. Apparently the locally produced goods are oil and marble. Since it's along a river, I'll assume it is or was suitable for farming at some point.
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#3907 Jul 19 2017 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Well, it was the capital of the Assyrian empire (formerly known as Nineveh, when it was the largest city in the world) so presumably it was nice back in the day.
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#3908 Jul 19 2017 at 6:51 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Congratulations on kicking ISIL out of Mosul! You've taken another step towards making the middle east a beacon of democracy and freedom!

Click here to collect your reward.

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Congratulations on kicking ISIL out of Mosul!
But your lives are under the rubble.

Next on "Fixer Upper" Chip and Joanna nag their way through restoring a charming, post-civil war neighborhood in lovely downtown Mosul.
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#3909 Jul 19 2017 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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You know the drill.

Edited, Jul 19th 2017 9:07pm by Debalic
#3910 Jul 19 2017 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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It's the thing with the spinning sharp bit, right?
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#3911 Jul 24 2017 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Trump should follow China's example.

Freaking Canadians!
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#3912 Jul 24 2017 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Best to quarantine for Beiber Fever while searching for a cure.
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#3913 Jul 27 2017 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Two 15 year old dogs with a variety of health issues and 3 kids running wild in an immaculately clean house. This week of dogsitting/housesitting would be amusing if I wasn't me. So glad to be back home tonight. Smiley: rolleyes
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#3914 Aug 03 2017 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Does using plus size models on the catwalk promote positive self-image and embrace body-type diversity or does it glorify obesity and normalize unhealthy lifestyles? Apparently there are people in Australia that think about these kinds of things while watching women in swimsuits parade around stage.

Australia is weird.

Edited, Aug 3rd 2017 9:10am by someproteinguy
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#3915 Aug 03 2017 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Forget the plus size models, what the hell is a space alien doing in that line up?!
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#3916 Aug 03 2017 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hopefully helping young impressionable aliens be happy with the body Zakn'ar has given them.
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#3917 Aug 03 2017 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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New Jersey police are searching for a sicko caught pleasuring himself during a showing of the kid’s flick “Emoji Movie,” News 12 reported.

A woman watching the film with her children at the Xscape Movie Theater on Route 9 in Howell on Friday says she witnessed the creep performing a lewd act.

The theater manager asked the man — who was seated alone in the back row with his pants unbuttoned and unzipped –to leave.

Cops said they are searching for the man, described as heavyset, in his 20s or 30s, wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke.
Probably the only person to give the movie a good review.

Edited, Aug 3rd 2017 2:37pm by lolgaxe
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#3918 Aug 03 2017 at 1:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Animated smiley faces has to be a tough kink to have. You see the darn things everywhere, and obviously Rule 34 hasn't yielded enough material to keep a person satisfied yet. Can't be an easy life.
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#3919 Aug 04 2017 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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There's a pretty good chance there's going to be a mass shooting here because if I hear that damn Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline" car commercial one more time I'm going to lose it.
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#3920 Aug 05 2017 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know if any of you watched, but last night was the 600th and final episode of @midnight.

I loved that show, gonna miss it.
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#3921 Aug 07 2017 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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I got excited Weird Al was on the show. And then he wasn't. Really threw me off.

Also was weird that Benson wasn't there at all.
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#3922 Aug 07 2017 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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Now that you mention it, where the hell was Doug Benson. I believe that him and Ron Funches won more shows than anyone.
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#3923 Aug 11 2017 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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As some people may or may not know... I am an Electrical Engineer for a car manufacturer. I have a degrees in EE, and a Master Electrician license.

This past week, I've been in some somewhat serious arguments with a Plant Manager in a building I am in charge of (electrically). When he first started a few years ago, he said it was OK for operators to bring their personal radios on the shop floor. I was against it for safety reasons (I have no control over the quality of cabling, etc from random people's personal ****).

So today a machine operator calls me over to a machine, and says her machine just stopped working. I look and see the power is out, so I check the receps. No power, nothing wrong with the GFCI. Breaker is tripped. I try to reset it, and it trips instantly. Huh. Start investigating the machine for damage, nothing. Happen to glance a couple feet away at another recep, there a plug with no attached cord sticking in it. Wires exposed. Shorting the plug.

I ask the operator what's up with that? She says "Oh, I was trying to plug my radio in and it got stuck". So I look at her radio and the cable is chewed up and covered in tape. The plug she tried to plug in was chewed up and falling apart. Needless to say I took pictures of everything, sent emails out to the Manager, Supervisors, and the VP of Operations, about the serious safety hazard the Manager has caused by allowing operators to bring personal electronics in unrestricted...

This is the same guy who said it was my fault that a forklift hit me while I was on a ladder working on a machine. That was two weeks after he started his position. I have had zero respect for the man since then.



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#3924 Aug 11 2017 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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So today a machine operator calls me over to a machine, and says her machine just stopped working. I look and see the power is out, so I check the receps. No power, nothing wrong with the GFCI. Breaker is tripped. I try to reset it, and it trips instantly. Huh. Start investigating the machine for damage, nothing. Happen to glance a couple feet away at another recep, there a plug with no attached cord sticking in it. Wires exposed. Shorting the plug.

I ask the operator what's up with that? She says "Oh, I was trying to plug my radio in and it got stuck". So I look at her radio and the cable is chewed up and covered in tape. The plug she tried to plug in was chewed up and falling apart. Needless to say I took pictures of everything, sent emails out to the Manager, Supervisors, and the VP of Operations, about the serious safety hazard the Manager has caused by allowing operators to bring personal electronics in unrestricted...


Hah! What I love about this is the silly familiar inability of most people working in what are supposed to be technical careers, but who have zero (or less if that's even possible) basic debugging skills. Silly me, but if I plug something in, and then the power stops working on something else plugged in nearby, my very first assumption is that one action caused the other reaction. At the very least "what did you do right before it broke" is always a good starting point when trying to figure out why something isn't working. You'd be shocked (actually, you probably wouldn't, but other folks maybe would be) how often the initial story is "I didn't do anything! It just stopped working on its own.", and after spending a ridiculous amount of time, finally wresting out of them that they did something very obvious and clear that caused the problem. And it's not even that they're trying to conceal what they did. They honestly didn't see the correlation. Which is scary.

Now I might dismiss this kind of thing because it's an operator and not an engineer, but um... many engineers are just as bad: "Hey! I was running this command yesterday and it worked, and now it tells me 'command not found'". "Did you change anything between yesterday and today?". "No. Nothing". <I spend time figuring out that there's a syntax error in one of their source files>. "Here's the problem. This file has a syntax error, which is causing the source to fail, which prevents your environment from loading. Do you know how that error got there". "Oh. Yeah. I was editing that file to add a new alias to my environment this morning." <facepalm>.

Or: "This command isn't working". "Does it output any errors or warnings?". "No. I get nothing". "Nothing at all? Just a blank screen? Blinking cursor? Does it crash the software? The entire environment? Your login session?" "Nope. Nothing at all" (ps: There's always "something" that happens, so this is always a false statement). <spends time replicating users environment to duplicate problem> "Um... You didn't notice the line of text immediately after the command you typed that said "Error: no read/wriite permission for <path to important file that needs to be opened rw>". "Oh. That? I didn't think it was important". <facepalm>

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This is the same guy who said it was my fault that a forklift hit me while I was on a ladder working on a machine. That was two weeks after he started his position. I have had zero respect for the man since then.


Well, clearly you shouldn't have been on that ladder where the forklift needed to operate. Also, if your bosses paid their operators better, they'd be able to have better radios.

Also: Who listens to a portable radio these days? I can't remember the last time I saw such a thing. Where they heck is this plant you're working at anyway?
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#3925 Aug 11 2017 at 7:54 PM Rating: Good
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Also: Who listens to a portable radio these days? I can't remember the last time I saw such a thing. Where they heck is this plant you're working at anyway?


Operators are not allowed to have cell phones on the factory floor. So when the manager said they could listen to music at their work stations, their options were limited. But the manager didn't set limits. So people are bringing in concert grade stereo equipment and setting it up on the floor, blasting bass enough that it shakes my office 150 feet away. But the manager refused to do anything about it when I contacted him earlier this week (That was the start of the latest argument I had with him).

One day, early in the morning on 3rd shift, the power went out. Issue at the power company, nothing I could do. But the power was out for about 7 hours total. I arrive about 3 hours after the power goes out to find all the operators just wandering around in a dark building. Some rooms had zero light, but operators still walking around. No one working due to no power.

I told the manager that he needs to get the operators out of the building. It's not safe for them to wander a factory in the dark. He gets angry at me, "Why don't the emergency lights work?" I have to explain to him that the emergency lighting isn't meant to keep the building lit for an unlimited time. They are designed to provide the required lumens for one hour so that people can safely evacuate the area.

Then he tells me, "Well, what am I supposed to do? We don't have any written procedure". I just walked away, left him to let 100 people wander around in a pitch black building full of industrial equipment.

Have I mentioned I almost zero respect for this man?
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#3926 Aug 11 2017 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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Then he tells me, "Well, what am I supposed to do? We don't have any written procedure". I just walked away, left him to let 100 people wander around in a pitch black building full of industrial equipment.


Huh... If only there was a position, perhaps one with some authority, in which one might find as part of their duties the task of, and I know this is crazy... writing a procedure? Or, if that's too difficult for him, assigning someone to do such a thing? Did he get his manager title as a prize out of a snack box or something?

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Yup. Fortunately, where I work, at least most of the management folks are reasonably competent and capable. Their first response would have been "I need to make sure there's a procedure for this". If anything, we have the opposite problem. Too much bureaucracy and procedures to follow. Some of this (a lot of it I believe) is regulatory though. I literally have to go through about a half dozen different "follow this series of web pages, answer the questions, and show you are sufficiently informed about <diversity policy/insider trading policy/intellectual property policy/foreign government gift policy/federal trade policy/trademark policy/safe workspace policy/patent policy/etc/etc/etc>, so we can show we're meeting some regulatory/legislative/contractual/whatever requirement" every single year. It's like: Um... I didn't forget this stuff after the last 10 times I went through it. Can't I just click "I agree" or something?
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