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We all realize from the past umpteen elections that you know fuck-all about elections, demographics, voting trends, polling, etc but there's no reason for you to revel in your self-imposed ignorance.

Yes, Gbaji, people keep looking at past electoral trends to help glimpse a probable future. They are all oh-so-very-silly for it. I get it: You have your usual need to show how much smarter you are then the fancy book-learnin' types with your grade school teacher approved Super Genius. You're also always wrong about anything even tangentially dealing with elections so no one really gives a shit.

Our hospital is on a hill, makes it easy to end up there.

Spoiler

Edited, Jul 23rd 2014 5:14pm by someproteinguy

"End up in the hospital" : you've been laid up, recovering from stitches, etc.

"End out in the hospital" : you're facedown on the hospital floor with a thermometer up your ***** Unrelated to any medical condition, of course.



Ok, so he's up of bounds instead of out of bounds. What up of bounds means is unclear, he may or may not be in the bound (on the up and up) or just feel like he's above the law.

Edited, Jul 24th 2014 8:51am by Timelordwho

Or chop it up into a bunch of chicken korma meals and sell them at £3 apiece.

To the surprise of no one, the proposal to split California has died an ignoble death, failing to receive even enough petition signatures to put it on the ballot.

Here's another crazy idea. Wiping with wipes!

Baby wipes in treatment plants have been an issue in the enviro-regulatory world for a decade or better. They don't biodegrade like tp or even paper towels and clog things up. I assumed it was people that were actually using baby wipes to wipe baby's bottoms or maybe wipe the make up off their face or maybe even to clean their hands in the absence of water.

It just dawned on me that these 'new' hygiene wipes that have become so popular are being used in lieu of toilet paper.

We seem to have come so far, but when you look back and realize we've been wiping our butts with nothing but soft paper one realizes how far we have yet to go.

At my age I'll probably remain a relic of the old ways and continue wiping with Charmin til the end.

What do you wipe with?

I have not yet been exposed to the phenomena that is bathroom wipes. Is it worth checking out?

Jeez I must be living in a cave.

Who knew:


Break apart /= biodegrade, apparently, at least not in the time frame of the waste water cycle. There is no end to the stories of sewer problems from 'wipes'. The ad campaign Save Your Pipes, seems to be only implicating the actual 'baby' wipes.

I think our waste water treatment has fallen behind the times.

Do you have problems disposing of all the unicorn ****? I assume you need some kind of stall with hay etc in your bathroom? Since they're in the bathroom, can they just use the toilet?

Edited, Sep 15th 2014 10:33am by Xsarus

I'm still waiting for the "3 seashell thing" from Demolition Man.

Don't forget that unflushable wipes in conjunction to greasy British cuisine has caused several bus-sized (and larger) clots of solidified sewage underneath London...

I tried once, while over in Italy.

Couldn't get it to work neatly. Maybe my fat American *** was just too big?