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#1 Oct 22 2012 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am voting for
Romney-Ryan :8 (14.5%)
Obama-Biden :36 (65.5%)
Ryan-Biden suprise upset coup :2 (3.6%)
A Write in :2 (3.6%)
I am not voting, you can't make me, so there nyah <thbbbbt!!!>:1 (1.8%)
A toasted grilled cheese sandwich :6 (10.9%)
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#2 Oct 22 2012 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Throw in a warm tomato soup for VP and I'm all over #6
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I voted against myself.
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I'm voting Zod/Noonien Singh.
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#6 Oct 22 2012 at 10:26 PM Rating: Good
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The Dems in Paul Broun's district are all writing in Charles Darwin.
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#7 Oct 23 2012 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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I voted for Kodos.
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#8 Oct 23 2012 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ballot got turned in Friday; voted Libertarian a.k.a. a toasted grilled cheese sandwich.
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#9 Oct 23 2012 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Is there any other kind of grilled cheese sammich? I mean, I suppose you could throw a piece of cheese between two slices of untoasted bread and microwave it to melt the cheese, but EW EW EW.
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#10 Oct 23 2012 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Toasted with pepperoni.
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Toasted with pepperoni.

No, it's still a toasted grilled cheese sammich, it just has other stuff on it.
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Still delicious.
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What if you make it in a frying pan and not in a toaster oven? Or is that a fried cheese sandwich or something?
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#14 Oct 23 2012 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
I always make my grilled cheese sandwiches in a frying pan, but then I've never called it a toasted grilled cheese sandwich.
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Uh, that's libertarian. not dem...
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#17 Oct 23 2012 at 8:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Anyone that puts a GRILLED cheese sandwich in a microwave or toaster oven is doingitrong. Seriously. No wonder you'd think they weren't delicious. And now I want one.
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Anyone that puts a GRILLED cheese sandwich in a microwave or toaster oven is doingitrong. Seriously. No wonder you'd think they weren't delicious. And now I want one.

Toaster ovens are used for open faced bacon and cheese sandwiches silly.
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You see, these are important issues we should be discussing.
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Uh, that's libertarian. not dem...


Neal Bortz is libertarian, yes, but the local Dem party picked up the ball and is running with it, so to speak. (My original plan was to write in one of my old botany professors as a protest vote, but Darwin works just as well.)
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#21 Oct 24 2012 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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I voted.
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I think there may be an oversampling problem in this poll...
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It is scientifically impossible to oversample cheese sandwiches!
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It is scientifically impossible to oversample cheese sandwiches!


Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
It is scientifically impossible to oversample cheese sandwiches!


Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.


If they use a sharper cheese, most of that lactose would be gone and they wouldn't have a problem!
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#26 Oct 24 2012 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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But then they can't have delicious brie, caramelized onions and prosciutto sandwiches!
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Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.

Those aren't really people.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.

Those aren't really people.

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
But then they can't have delicious brie, caramelized onions and prosciutto sandwiches!

Sometimes, two days worth of **** pee is worth it.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
But then they can't have delicious brie, caramelized onions and prosciutto sandwiches!

Sometimes, two days worth of **** pee is worth it.


Or you know... you could take a couple of those pills...
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#31 Oct 24 2012 at 10:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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maybe he's lactose intolerance pill intolerant?
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#32 Oct 25 2012 at 4:31 PM Rating: Good
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Isn't calling it a toasted grilled cheese sandwich just being redundant?

The grilling is what actually "toasts" the bread, isn't it?
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#33 Oct 25 2012 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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Is there any other kind of grilled cheese sammich? I mean, I suppose you could throw a piece of cheese between two slices of untoasted bread and microwave it to melt the cheese, but EW EW EW.
I microwave it before putting it in the toaster oven, because the outside of the bread toasts faster than the cheese melts. Of course, this is only if I'm too lazy to make it in the skillet.

And I mean, if I'm going to use the skillet, I may as well make two slices of Spit-in-the-Ocean, and then put some cheese in the middle of them.

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I've thrown a slice of cheese on toasted bread and microwaved it for 10-15 seconds. Good enough for government work.
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I've thrown a slice of cheese on toasted bread and microwaved it for 10-15 seconds. Good enough for government work.
Heathen. Everyone knows you microwave first, then toast.
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Then I'd get cheese in my toaster. 'Sides, melted is melted.
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Microwaving second can lead to soggy toast, and nobody wants that. Properly distribute the cheese so that upon microwaving, it does not exceed the boundaries of the bread. In the case that you are terrible at doing this, the bread may be laid upon a piece of foil before insertion into the toaster oven.

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Microwaving for 15 seconds is enough to melt the cheese without significantly dampening the toast.
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If you're going to both toast and microwave it anyway, why not just do it in the proper ******* order?
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I don't have a toaster oven, for one. For two, I don't really give a shit about my 'grilled' cheese sandwiches aside from the bread being toasted and the cheese melted.
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Why would you buy a regular toaster over a toaster oven? Does it really save that much more space? I'm truly curious, here.
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Microwaving for 15 seconds is enough to melt the cheese without significantly dampening the toast.


Just use Cheeze-Wiz and crackers. You're one step away.
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Why would you buy a regular toaster over a toaster oven?

Because I only ever desire to use it to make toast.
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Just use Cheeze-Wiz and crackers. You're one step away.

Yeah, grilled cheese is already "Oh crap, we're out of real food" eatin'. I can't bring myself to take it seriously as an art.
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I don't have a toaster oven, for one. For two, I don't really give a shit about my 'grilled' cheese sandwiches aside from the bread being toasted and the cheese melted.

The butter is a key component!

I guess you could butter the bread then put it in a toaster. Doesn't quite come out the same as in a frying pan though.

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I'll happily admit that my way isn't as good as a proper sandwich. I just don't care enough about the difference to make any extra effort. Hence my "Good enough for government work" remark.
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I'll happily admit that my way isn't as good as a proper sandwich. I just don't care enough about the difference to make any extra effort. Hence my "Good enough for government work" remark.

Good enough for communist government, maybe. Proper grilled cheese is an extension of American patriotism. Go back to Poland with your half-shod sandwiches.

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The culinary skills displayed in this thread are rather pathetic.
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Good enough for communist government, maybe.

Is there any other government? Obama 2012!
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I don't believe the people of Poland consider themselves sandwich-oppressed.
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That's a panini; geeze you are bad at this.

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