Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
I hit my 2000th post with a double post!
Well; that was kind of monkey, wasn't it?
Carbunculations on the 2K, though
despite the lack of, like, a list of funny stuff.
I was driving my hearse to the whole-sale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times ni the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycat Song."