Lich King Class to have "I Am Murloc," Song Skill

Seriously, Blizz has entirely to much time on their hands, as they today announce another interesting WoW announcement. They've "revealed" a new Lich King class, the Bard!
Armed with a trusty axe, killer riffs, and a ton of attitude, the guitar-wielding bard is the second hero class to be introduced in the upcoming Wrath of the Lich King expansion for World of Warcraft. The bard excels both as a solo performer and as part of a solid group lineup, able to front in a number of roles as varied as his musical repertoire.

The bard’s extensive Metal skill line grants the potent transformational ability "I Am Murloc," as well as direct damage effects like "Epic Solo" that will rock foes into oblivion while powerful Indie debuffs such as "Tape Jam" and "Shoegazer" keep them in check. If things heat up, the bard’s Punk tree can support the party with a wide range of abilities, such as "Nonconformity," which dispels fear, mind control, and similar effects, or "Mosh Pit," which briefly boosts the group’s movement speed while its members stay within range.
The page includes sample items, talents...and one seriously rockin' out dude!

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OMFG
# Apr 02 2008 at 4:20 AM Rating: Decent
I totally forgot it was April Fool's Day. Bard would be the dumbest idea ever. That scared the hell outta me. I was thinkin that after so much time spent building up characters that I would have to find something else to do with my spare time. Since there is no way I would play WOW with Bards "facemelting" everyone.
OMFG
# Apr 02 2008 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
I wouldnt mind a bard class. Other RPGs have bard classes. Dont worry i hadnt finished the text before realising it was April Fools day. :)
I think thats retarded
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
Not to beat this joke anymore but despite what a lot of ppl are saying in the forums, i think that having this class for real in the World of Warcraft would completely belittle the game all together. Please remember this is NOT Guitar Hero , this is WoW. Just try and picture a raid. Everyone there has swords, or staffs, or axes and are attacking things, while one or two ppl have f***ing guitars and are attacking mobs. They are using the power of "rock" to defeat evil, and casting out guitar fury with their "groove" points. If they accurately put this class into the World of Warcraft, i would stop playing and get together as many people as i could and write complaints to Blizzard.
Guitar Axe
# Apr 01 2008 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
Did anyone catch the caption on the weapon for the bard?

"This one goes to 11."

Spinal Tap reference... rofl!
bukkit!
# Apr 01 2008 at 2:04 PM Rating: Default
Anyone else notice that the walrus in one of the screen shots has a bukkit? In fact, his name is Ihaza Bugget.. which I think is a subtle play on words.

Judging by the color and the level (70), I can only assume that this new breed of baddie will be equipped with some sort of FelBukkit or possibly even a Dark Iron Bukkit.

I can't wait for that drop!
oops
# Apr 01 2008 at 12:27 PM Rating: Decent
oooppps wrong string
molten core
# Apr 01 2008 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
Brilliant....just billiant.I wonder what kind of dmg a lvl 70 druid pac-women will do .
yea, April 1st. Just like the 2 headed ogre
# Apr 01 2008 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
anyone who believes this announcement is realy gulible
Hop o'Bard the ship!
# Apr 01 2008 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
I'd really like to see a bard class, just not with the joke which was funny by the way as I fell for it for like all but 45 minutes. Thank you forums for pointing out the joke lol. Anywho, I would see a Bard class as a CC orientated class, but with some DoT and Light healing over time like an AoE Renew or something. I doubt this class will be a solo monster, and probably be the next new squishy class wearing cloth and maybe upgrade to leather? Of course if you were a metal specced bard you'd skip straight to Plate ;). Happy April Fools see you after the maintenence!


SO I HEARD YOU LIKED MUDKIPS (deviantart.com joke there folks)
Hop o'Bard the ship!
# Apr 01 2008 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
Quote:
SO I HEARD YOU LIKED MUDKIPS (deviantart.com joke there folks)


That's actually originally a 4chan meme, my friend. dA stole it for AF. make sure you get your references right :D
neat...
# Apr 01 2008 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
And to think that they could've been getting the arena servers up on time with no lag instead of this...
I was excited Pong in WOW version
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
I really was excited that the gaming industry was bringing back the roots for the old methods of gaming. Maybe even throw in some "text" line controls and story line, like:

A Lava Surger approaches from the Right. What do you do?

ROFL

That'd be hard to get everyone around the LS to prevent unnecessary deaths.


Happy Aprils Fools all.

See you in game.


Edited, Apr 1st 2008 11:41am by Wulase
haha
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
I LOL'D!!

xD
Admins Get Jokes!
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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siobhanelf wrote:
Allakhazam doesn't need to perpetuate the joke further. (unless alla site admins don't know its a joke, then they're just naive or stupid take your pick)


If ya don't get the intro, or the previous Molten Core intro, as a joke, and a tired april fools one at that, one needs to get their sarcasm bone checked!
#REDACTED, Posted: Apr 01 2008 at 7:15 AM, Rating: Unrated, (Expand Post) Come on guys.....the Tinfoil Hat from last year was more believable.
Thank God it's a Joke!!
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
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Damn, I got excited for a second until I saw the screen shots. One I figured out it was a joke but for a split second I thought WTF is Blizz thinking?!?! Sheew, dodged a bullet there. I'd love a Bard class but if I have to play GH style FORGET IT!!
Thank God it's a Joke!!
# Apr 01 2008 at 7:27 AM Rating: Decent
Kingtriton wrote:
Damn, I got excited for a second until I saw the screen shots. One I figured out it was a joke but for a split second I thought WTF is Blizz thinking?!?! Sheew, dodged a bullet there. I'd love a Bard class but if I have to play GH style FORGET IT!!

Yeah, I loved playing my 60something Bard on FFXI, only problem is they could not solo what so ever (not that FFXI is a solo friendly game, but Bard was the worst). The party buffs were really good.

I'd pick up Bard if WoW ever came out with one. I'd bet he'd be a healer/DoT class, with some CC songs (Lullaby).
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