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#127 Apr 14 2015 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I just assume they'd go to the theater next door that is more accommodating and that the one where my head is in their way shuts down due to lack of business. Are you implying that isn't how it works?


Not where performances by child family members is concerned, no. Do you refuse to go to a play/recital/whatever that Hannah is in unless the venue meets with your standards? I'm guessing not.
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#128 Apr 14 2015 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
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Is the theatre kept in business only by people going to watch their children perform, then? Good racket.
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Beer and Burgers, while sitting in a recliner watching Avengers 2.
Rather go out with friends and then see the movie to make a night out of it instead of condensing the whole excursion.


That's literally how those places work. You eat, and then they move the tables so you can recline and turn down the lights. Drinking is optional throughout.


There may be some that work that way. At the Cinepolis, they have sliding trays from the side tables. You eat in your chair, and they serve you during the film. It's actually kinda hit or miss when it's done that way though because it's distracting to have to deal with the server while you're watching the film. I had a particularly horrific experience when I watched Guardians of the Galaxy where I literally was still wrangling with the servers right up to the scene with the Collector (so about 2/3rds of the way through the film). That was a bizarre series of events though and I got a few comped tickets (and reduced meal price) for it. They've gotten better. The last time I was there, they finally wised up to the idea of having you pay when you order (although they ask if you want to open a tab and pay later, which is a mistake btw, since that means they'll show up in the last 10 minutes of the film to settle the bill so you don't skip out on them without paying), so that the whole thing goes more smoothly. You're usually ordering the food while the house lights are still up, making paying easier. They're usually delivering the food/drinks sometime during the previews (unless you arrived and ordered late, or they were just slow getting to you, which happens sometimes). Nothing more annoying than the server showing up during the first part of the film with your food order, trying to position that on the tray in front of you, and then having to deal with fumbling around in the dark trying to pay your bill (and trying to have a conversation with the server about how much it is in the first place).

And then hope that nothing goes wrong. Like they forgot half your order. Or your fries are ice cold. Or they forgot your drink. Or, like happened to me, the cleaning staff accidentally plugged your chair into the circuit tied to the house lights and you lose the ability to recline (or un recline) your chair, which makes sitting up to eat difficult at best. Oh. And the server call button to tell them that they forgot half your order doesn't work now either. Oh. And when the other half arrives and is ice cold, you still don't have a server button that works. And then when he finally arrives with hot fries and wants to settle the bill, it turns out that he fixed the problem of not delivering your fries the first time by just adding another order of fries to your bill. When all that stuff happens in once sitting, it's not such a pleasant experience.


But yeah. Usually, it's fantastic. Honestly, most of the time now, I just grab a beer at the bar and walk into the theater with it and sit down in my seat. Saves a huge step in the process. It's strange, but it seems like they have the most trouble getting your food order out quickly if they have to coordinate it with a drink order (the kitchen and bar are not in the same place, which I assume causes the problem). The last couple times I did this, I had no problems.
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#130 Apr 14 2015 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Is the theatre kept in business only by people going to watch their children perform, then? Good racket.


It's not "in business". It's part of a public park. Comparing it to a movie theater is pretty silly. Do you expect your kids school play to be in a stadium seating theater? That's a more similar situation to this.
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#131 Apr 14 2015 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I just go to a theater that isn't trying to serve me overpriced food during the show. It solves all of those problems pretty easily. Though, last week when I went to see Furious 7 the screen was so dim you could barely see what was going on during the night scenes. I complained and got a couple free tickets out of it, but it did ruin the movie for me.
#132 Apr 14 2015 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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There are places that still do school plays?
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#133 Apr 14 2015 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
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I just go to a theater that isn't trying to serve me overpriced food during the show. It solves all of those problems pretty easily. Though, last week when I went to see Furious 7 the screen was so dim you could barely see what was going on during the night scenes. I complained and got a couple free tickets out of it, but it did ruin the movie for me.


I see maybe 3 or 4 films in a theater in a year. So, for me, it's worth paying extra to get the super comfy chair and the ability to drink a beer while watching the film. I'd say I only actually order food about half the time, but it's actually quite good (when they don't ***** stuff up), and not as ridiculously overpriced when you compare it to regular theater snack items. The food isn't much more expensive than it would cost if I went to the restaurant right in front of the theater. I think the avocado BLT pannini with chicken that I usually order is like $13, flat bread pizza is like $11, a burger is like $8. So not ridiculous, like paying $5 for a soda you could buy for $1.50 anywhere else, or $4 for a bag of candy that would normally cost $1. Not that their soda prices aren't high as well, but the beer is about what you'd pay for a beer in a bar ($5-$6 range). You can actually go into the theater and sit down out front and order food and drinks there, so they function as a restaurant even without the theater part, complete with big screen TVs showing random sporting events. And it's semi competitive with the restaurants right outside (smaller portions and smaller menu selection of course, but if you treat it as a bar with food, it's actually pretty good even if you aren't going there to see a film).

Again, that's just how that one does it. I'm sure there are many other business models for this kind of thing.
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#134 Apr 14 2015 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
There are places that still do school plays?
gbaji exists simultaneously in both the present and the 1950's. Smiley: schooled
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#135 Apr 14 2015 at 5:27 PM Rating: Good
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Also, I have literally never been in a cinema where anyone under 8 feet could conceivably block my view. Even in the tiny theatre in my hometown, it's not a problem.

Me either, but you know, Gbaji lives in California, where dozens of buildings were built prior to 1950! Times were different then.


Don't be silly, any building built before 1950 was destroyed by earthquakes!
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There are places that still do school plays?
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#137 Apr 15 2015 at 6:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Not where performances by child family members is concerned, no. Do you refuse to go to a play/recital/whatever that Hannah is in unless the venue meets with your standards? I'm guessing not.


Her school theater seats 1500 and hosts traveling Broadway tours...so...I'm probably not the example you're looking for really. You're looking for a *poor person* who loves their kids. We live in a town where the Y raises money for the third Olympic sized pool, venues aren't really an issue.
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#138 Apr 15 2015 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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That's literally how those places work.
It's a limited menu and the ones around here don't carry drinks from Sixpoint.
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#139 Apr 15 2015 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
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There are places that still do school plays?
gbaji exists simultaneously in both the present and the 1950's. Smiley: schooled

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We've heard that before. Smiley: laugh
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I'm kind of disappointed at how cultural you all are, carrying on an extended conversation over the course of days about theaters. I really should stop getting my movie fix from youtube.

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#141 Apr 15 2015 at 10:14 AM Rating: Decent
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I go to movies all the time. I usually go during the day on the weekend. It's cheap and I don't have to put up with a bunch of kids being there. They usually go for the later shows.
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Not where performances by child family members is concerned, no. Do you refuse to go to a play/recital/whatever that Hannah is in unless the venue meets with your standards? I'm guessing not.

Her school theater seats 1500 and hosts traveling Broadway tours...so...I'm probably not the example you're looking for really. You're looking for a *poor person* who loves their kids. We live in a town where the Y raises money for the third Olympic sized pool, venues aren't really an issue.


Nah, I spent most of my childhood in a dirt poor, mud rich farming village in North Wales. There were about forty kids in the primary school. We still managed to figure out the great mysteries of progressively elevated seating, and no adult had their view of our thrice yearly school plays obstructed by an inconsiderate giant.

What he's looking for is a bunch of idiots that don't give a **** about their kids. Fortunately, it looks like there's a ready local supply.
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Speaking of, this past Sunday we were out for breakfast when we noticed that the restaurant had a poster in the window for a high school play. Which made us wonder if anyone, anywhere, has ever been like "Oh, hey, Oaksville South is having a production of My Fair Lady! I should get tickets for that!" without being obligated to attend because they were related to one of the performers.
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#145 Apr 15 2015 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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"They're such great little actors."
"They really are. Which one is yours?"
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Smasharoo wrote:

Not where performances by child family members is concerned, no. Do you refuse to go to a play/recital/whatever that Hannah is in unless the venue meets with your standards? I'm guessing not.


Her school theater seats 1500 and hosts traveling Broadway tours...so...I'm probably not the example you're looking for really. You're looking for a *poor person* who loves their kids. We live in a town where the Y raises money for the third Olympic sized pool, venues aren't really an issue.


Very "liberal" attitude you've got there Smash.
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Very "liberal" attitude you've got there Smash.

Yes? I pay taxes in exchange for services? Seems pretty consistent with my political philosophy, no? It's idiots like you that lead to race to the bottom tax cutting that guts services and forces children to rent 100 year old Spanish ***** houses for plays. Here in the worker's paradise we have the best schools in the nation, pretty consistently.
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Very "liberal" attitude you've got there Smash.

Yes? I pay taxes in exchange for services?


For you own benefit and that of your own family. You not only take great pride in the fact that you live in a well to do area where the local school has a 1500 seat theater and the local Y has three Olympic sized pools, but you use the fact that this is the condition you live in to dismiss/deride those less fortunate.

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Seems pretty consistent with my political philosophy, no?


That since you can trivially afford food, anyone who complains because they can't feed their family should just be made fun of? Yeah. That seems very consistent with your political philosophy. It's just surprising to me when a wealthy liberal is actually honest about how they really feel about the poor. They usually at least pretend to care about the plight of those less fortunate whilst attending a multi-million dollar event with a-list celebs.

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It's idiots like you that lead to race to the bottom tax cutting that guts services and forces children to rent 100 year old Spanish ***** houses for plays. Here in the worker's paradise we have the best schools in the nation, pretty consistently.


Yeah. Because socialism always works out for everyone, doesn't it?
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Yeah. Because socialism always works out for everyone, doesn't it?


Yes, it does. It wildly raises the aggregate standard of living. Hence all of the nations with higher standards of living than the US having extremely strong social welfare systems. Is this some sort of trick question, or are you just being a mass of crisp (seriously, who censors "*********")? "Socialism doesn't work" is a make believe thing we tell children. You can't possibly really be that stupid, can you?

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Socialism works because greedy ******* like myself will still work hard to earn more money because I/we still want more money. I still hate it though.
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