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Someone put up a plywood sign on my street that says "Slow down kids playing," so I've been doing 90. That should delay their merry making.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Really when you see kids running around playing you just have to join in, regardless if you're in a car or not. Just explain you were playing freeze tag, and that's the reason Susie isn't getting up off the concrete. 
Someone put a sign like that on our street too, difference is it's an alleyway that you'd be lucky to do 10mph down it.
More dangerous is the kids. Dozens of the little things racing on their bikes, playing baseball, and doing god only knows what. They're getting too organized for their own good frankly, and it's only a manner of time before we have a rebellion on our hands. Might need to get out the hose...
Edited, Jul 11th 2017 2:20pm by someproteinguy
Someone put a sign like that on our street too, difference is it's an alleyway that you'd be lucky to do 10mph down it.
More dangerous is the kids. Dozens of the little things racing on their bikes, playing baseball, and doing god only knows what. They're getting too organized for their own good frankly, and it's only a manner of time before we have a rebellion on our hands. Might need to get out the hose... Edited, Jul 11th 2017 2:20pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Where do you ever see kids playing outside anymore? If anything, you're a lot more likely to run over an autistic adult.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Kuwoobie wrote:
Where do you ever see kids playing outside anymore?
Kuwoobie wrote:
If anything, you're a lot more likely to run over an autistic adult.
Edited, Jul 12th 2017 10:27am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Can we get a ruling on whether or not "spear" includes my Swiss pike?
What about spear-adjacent pole arms like a halberd?
What about spear-adjacent pole arms like a halberd?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
How about guns that shoot swords?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
How about guns that shoot swords?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
It always seemed weird to me that you could open carry guns but not swords there. This will rectify that incongruity.
Just as Planned.
I'm pretty sure open carry negates most Sneak and Back Attacks.
Unless you max your bluff talents, I guess.
Unless you max your bluff talents, I guess.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nah, just run right at them. All their henchmen with machine guns will miss horribly as you take them out one by one, followed by an epic fight scene with the ringleader.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
If only this law had been passed earlier, The Bride could have defended herself in that Texas chapel. 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's Texas. That's probably the reason behind the legislation.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
It's Texas, assuming reason is probably giving too much credit.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
When in doubt, spray paint the whole horse pink.
I mean you gotta admire the extra work put into it. Most teens wouldn't have lifted a finger, yet this one went above and beyond while having only a vague idea what was going on. Next generation should be ready to fear their eventual Canadian overlords.
I mean you gotta admire the extra work put into it. Most teens wouldn't have lifted a finger, yet this one went above and beyond while having only a vague idea what was going on. Next generation should be ready to fear their eventual Canadian overlords.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I have this feeling like something really ****** up is going to happen sometime fairly soon. My gut doesn't know the details, but it's troublesome to say the least. It's one of those things that are going to be all over the news but doesn't die off after a day or two simply because people have become desensitized. I feel like the bar will be raised (or perhaps lowered depending on how you look at it.)
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Honestly now would be a good time to start drinking too much. That usually hurries along these kinds of catastrophes, and no one likes that feeling of awkward anticipation lingering more than necessary.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Took a half day and went to the zoo. Went early so the animals were actually moving and not set on fire and lazing about. Still felt like throwing the little one into the alligator enclosure.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That's why they enclose it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And put video cameras everywhere. Nothing like falling into a pit and becoming the next internet sensation by flailing around wildly while an animal snacks on your leg.
Speaking of which, apparently Miley Cyrus now admits she felt se
Speaking of which, apparently Miley Cyrus now admits she felt se
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Any revelations about naked-riding a wrecking ball and licking a sledgehammer?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah that got mentioned too. Basically the whole TL;DR is: "OMG I thought I was being empowered and liberated but it turns out the managers/producers/etc were just exploiting my body for money and egging me on, and I got talked into doing things I wasn't comfortable with. So buy my new record."
Pretty much the exact thing everyone told her was happening at the time, and would continue to happen, but that she brushed off and ignored.
Edited, Jul 17th 2017 1:13pm by someproteinguy
Pretty much the exact thing everyone told her was happening at the time, and would continue to happen, but that she brushed off and ignored.
Edited, Jul 17th 2017 1:13pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
It's actually fake news that alligators are dangerous. Liberals elites are trying to shut down enterprising zoo privateers. They're quite gentle.
Allegory wrote:
It's actually fake news that alligators are dangerous. Liberals elites are trying to shut down enterprising zoo privateers. They're quite gentle.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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