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#3802 Jun 05 2017 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Mr Winky will take it off your hands.


So long as it's going to a good cause.

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Also, can you haul off this pachyderm carcass? This Mufasa vibe isn't working with the rest of my decor, and I'm getting weird letters from Chinese medicine companies that I can't read.


Have you considered wheeling it inside your compound and leaving it unattended? That sounds like... the best idea. You should try it.


Hard pass on that one, It became obvious when it was hit by a TOW that there was phosphor inside the bone marrow. I have no earthly idea why or how this came to be.
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#3804 Jun 05 2017 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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I just report my double posts.
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#3805 Jun 05 2017 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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Only ever happens to me when i get overzealous and behave as Allegory has advised not to. I think the rest of you are just broken.
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#3806 Jun 05 2017 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Double posts are awesome, they're a quick way to pad your post count and much easier than coming up with new things to talk about.

Now if they'd only happen to me... Smiley: glare

Edited, Jun 5th 2017 8:50am by someproteinguy
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#3807 Jun 07 2017 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Is it porn?

This was the most hardcore image I checked. View the lewdness at your own risk.

Edited, Jun 7th 2017 9:30am by lolgaxe
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#3808 Jun 07 2017 at 8:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Science-type people say that the Tyrannosaurus Rex didn't have feathers* which is good news since every depiction of the T. Rex with feathers looks derpy as shit.


*Or, if it did, they were confined to a ridge along its spine since that's the one skin sample they didn't have to check.
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#3809 Jun 07 2017 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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Chronologically, the most important question to ask would be whether chickens taste like dinosaur?
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#3810 Jun 07 2017 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Small dinosaurs, maybe. I'm guessing that a Tyrannosaurus is gamey.
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#3811 Jun 08 2017 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Responsible gun ownership.
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#3812 Jun 08 2017 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh dear god, it actually puts a pop up in the corner telling you when someone places an order...Tracey just bought some tactical **********
#3813 Jun 08 2017 at 8:11 PM Rating: Decent
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I just saw somebody order Tactical ********* Texas sticker.

On a more practical side, those boys could be used as a sandbag for sniping.
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#3814 Jun 09 2017 at 6:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh dear god, it actually puts a pop up in the corner telling you when someone places an order...Tracey just bought some tactical **********
Odds are those are fake orders to try to motivate you to buy it now, since "everyone else is". Common on retail websites. Expedia and Booking.com are terrible for it. As are airlines.
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#3815 Jun 09 2017 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
On a more practical side, those boys could be used as a sandbag for sniping.
Too narrow for where they're ... mounted, and they're not particularly sturdy to begin with.
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#3817 Jun 09 2017 at 7:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I assume the same. Easy enough to take a big list of first named and a big list of place names and mix 'n match every 55 seconds... Jane from Squirrelbutt, MO bought a thing!

I like the ones with a "Limited time sale" and a counter that refreshes whenever you delete the cookie and go back on the page.
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#3818 Jun 09 2017 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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I like the ones with a "Limited time sale" and a counter that refreshes whenever you delete the cookie and go back on the page.
"This offer only available during this commercial" are my favorites.
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#3819 Jun 09 2017 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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"We only have 150 samples of this revolutionary new product that we can offer for free and they're going fast!"
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#3820 Jun 09 2017 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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I like the ones with a "Limited time sale" and a counter that refreshes whenever you delete the cookie and go back on the page.
"This offer only available during this commercial" are my favorites.


And the ones with the obviously dubbed over time/price wording. They can't even get the same voice to do the later airings. Or the white blank space that they fill in with a new/localized "code" to give you the current "special" offer. I think there is a trailer/deck retractable awning commercial that I remember the most when I think about that type of special offer commercial.
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#3821 Jun 09 2017 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Draining that swamp. I can't wait to see where all this is going.
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#3822 Jun 12 2017 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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Obviously the play is to fill the swamp up so much that there's no more space for anything else and it spills out of the sides.
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#3824 Jun 12 2017 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3825 Jun 13 2017 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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In his defense, those wascally wabbits were asking for it. They wanted to know about his position on the healthcare bill.

Edited, Jun 13th 2017 10:07am by lolgaxe
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#3826 Jun 13 2017 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Science-type people say that the Tyrannosaurus Rex didn't have feathers* which is good news since every depiction of the T. Rex with feathers looks derpy as shit.
Agreed, though I think in recent years it was more along the lines of juvenile feathers lost in adulthood. Turns out putting lots of insulation on a giant creature that needs to move around isn't the best idea. Smiley: oyvey
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