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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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That first "hairy cluster" of "spiders"... I'm pretty sure those aren't spiders. Those are those Harvestmen or Daddy Long Legs or what ever they go by colloquially, I've never actually known their real name. While 8 legged, I'm pretty sure they aren't considered spiders because their body is only one piece.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
It's just a good thing none of them are unionizing or we'd really be in trouble. If spiders got organized there would be no stopping them.
At least until they'd need to pay union dues.
At least until they'd need to pay union dues.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
King Louie wrote:
Police in Northern India made a startling discovery in a remote nature preserve near the Nepal border: an 8-year-old girl living “comfortably†alongside a troop of monkeys, according to a report.
The child was so acclimated to her simian lifestyle at the Katarniaghat Wildlife Sanctuary, that when the cops tried to rescue the real life “Mowgli girl,†both the apes, and the child — screeched at them, the Times of India reported.
“She was terrified of us, she could not speak or hear properly. She was surrounded by three monkeys. She had wounds on her body specifically on her elbow and one on her leg. She was wearing clothes but not very dirty,†Inspector Ram Avtar told Cover Asia Press, adding that the girl appeared to be abandoned by her family.
“She looked weak and was very hungry. We gave her some food to eat. She looked miserable. If we hadn’t rescued her she could have been eaten by other animals.â€
The girl has been in a district hospital for two months — and workers are still trying to teach her how to communicate and walk with two legs, CAP reported.
“When she was admitted here she was scared of us and she was always cowling like animals, like monkeys. She had wounds on her body and blood was oozing. We took care of her, bathed her, fed her and cleaned her. She was suffering from malnutrition. She might have eaten what animals did. She gets angry sometimes and we have to calm her down,†Chief Medical Officer Dr. Dinesh Singh told CAP.
Doctors said she acts violently sometimes and for some reason, she also refuses to eat from a plate and will only eat directly off her bedsheets.
Video posted by the Mirror UK shows her thrashing across a hospital bed as she screeches like a monkey.
She’ll eventually be sent to the government’s child protection office, doctors said.
The child was so acclimated to her simian lifestyle at the Katarniaghat Wildlife Sanctuary, that when the cops tried to rescue the real life “Mowgli girl,†both the apes, and the child — screeched at them, the Times of India reported.
“She was terrified of us, she could not speak or hear properly. She was surrounded by three monkeys. She had wounds on her body specifically on her elbow and one on her leg. She was wearing clothes but not very dirty,†Inspector Ram Avtar told Cover Asia Press, adding that the girl appeared to be abandoned by her family.
“She looked weak and was very hungry. We gave her some food to eat. She looked miserable. If we hadn’t rescued her she could have been eaten by other animals.â€
The girl has been in a district hospital for two months — and workers are still trying to teach her how to communicate and walk with two legs, CAP reported.
“When she was admitted here she was scared of us and she was always cowling like animals, like monkeys. She had wounds on her body and blood was oozing. We took care of her, bathed her, fed her and cleaned her. She was suffering from malnutrition. She might have eaten what animals did. She gets angry sometimes and we have to calm her down,†Chief Medical Officer Dr. Dinesh Singh told CAP.
Doctors said she acts violently sometimes and for some reason, she also refuses to eat from a plate and will only eat directly off her bedsheets.
Video posted by the Mirror UK shows her thrashing across a hospital bed as she screeches like a monkey.
She’ll eventually be sent to the government’s child protection office, doctors said.
Edited, Apr 6th 2017 1:16pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Funny, I was just reading an article about that monkey girl, and when I read the title aloud, my response was "Lucky bitch!"
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Funny, I was just reading an article about that monkey girl, and when I read the title aloud, my response was "Lucky bitch!"
But isn't that how AIDS started?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Funny, I was just reading an article about that monkey girl, and when I read the title aloud, my response was "Lucky bitch!"
You're thinking of the girl who was raised by wolves.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
article wrote:
Walmart has issued a recall on a packaged salad after Florida
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
article wrote:
Walmart has issued a recall on a packaged salad after Florida
Edited, Apr 10th 2017 10:03am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Where else would people start eating their salad without realizing there was a dead bat in it?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Whenever I see a photo of a bag of salad with a tree frog or something in it, I'm always a little jealous that it wasn't me finding it. The eight-year old in my brain would be thrilled to get a free tropical frog instead of just salad.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That's actually their new Bushmeat salad inspired by the recent ebola outbreaks.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Salad so good it makes you foam at the mouth!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Russia building a Terminator, though they claim it isn't a Terminator because it's actually a Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research, and they say they're going to shoot it into space.
Actually it kind of looks like one of the failed Robocops from the second movie, or failed Iron Mans ... which was also from the second one.
Actually it kind of looks like one of the failed Robocops from the second movie, or failed Iron Mans ... which was also from the second one.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Is there a good reason to have it hold guns rather than just, you know, giving it gun-hands? Is it going to be playing the piano or signing checks?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wouldn't be much of a human exterminating machine if it ran out of ammo and couldn't pick up the weapons of the fallen resistance.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
There's probably a good amount of utility to letting a robot use any random weapon, rather than forcing it to use specially designed guns and ammunition. Something, something military-industrial complex is a tool of filthy capitalists.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Well, it doesn't have to be "specialty designed" ammo -- there's a billion types of ammo to choose from already depending on the caliber arm-gun they install. Adding fingers seems like unnecessary complexity and potential failure if the hands get damaged. But, hey, I'm not a war-robot scientist. Why not just give it a big knife to hold like the combat suits in Avatar?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Why not just give it a big knife to hold like the combat suits in Avatar?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Well, it doesn't have to be "specialty designed" ammo -- there's a billion types of ammo to choose from already depending on the caliber arm-gun they install. Adding fingers seems like unnecessary complexity and potential failure if the hands get damaged. But, hey, I'm not a war-robot scientist. Why not just give it a big knife to hold like the combat suits in Avatar?
To be fair though, I'm not sure why they would just use cheaply available human labor if that was the case. There's got to be some refugees who'd be happy to risk their life in exchange for a visa or similar.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Could talk about my unread PMs from 2014 (sorry, I have no idea about lolking; same with itemcollector naming). Or the 710 threads I'm "following" (for very small values of following in 3+ years). Also. Hai.
Since 1 March 2004
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Hai.
I like to be hearing about the PMs.
I like to be hearing about the PMs.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Well this is a new one. Basically trying to profit from the stock price drop that would have been caused by killing off several key players after bombing the team bus.
I mean, kudos for trying something interesting and all, but there's gotta be a better way to make money.
I mean, kudos for trying something interesting and all, but there's gotta be a better way to make money.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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