His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Did you hit on her?
lolgaxe wrote:
Did you compare?
Jophiel wrote:
Should have just winked and gave a thumbs up.
I was momentarily perplexed by what appeared to be a woman, in a very sparkly dress, with a *****. Not that the concept of drag is unknown to me, but I felt my brain trying to put two and two together and failing miserably at it. I'd had a lot to drink, and there were a number of variables to account for in the calculation. Was I in the right bathroom? Was I in the right bar? Was I dreaming or even still alive?
I just remember thinking "what sparkly outfit" and then "wait, that's not..." and then "damn, she's packing serious heat... oh, sh*t, pretend to not look" ... the conversation, to my ears, went something along the lines of "Hi there. That's a very nice outfit you've got on. Pretty crazy tonight, huh?" I'm fairly certain I pronounced it "Why hell-hic-oo tscher, preschy lass, whascha doin' in such a naschty place wisch such a nische... hic... sucsch a nische dress?
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Edited, Jun 14th 2014 12:21am by Mazra