Elinda wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Maybe I should have tried Bing?
need ****?
The most useful thing I've learned from Zam is that Bing is the go-to search engine for pornographic material.
Because work of course; we'll save that for later tonight.
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Maybe I should have tried Bing?
need ****?
The most useful thing I've learned from Zam is that Bing is the go-to search engine for pornographic material.
Because work of course; we'll save that for later tonight.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Well, apparently the McNuggets are really good.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Should I ask you what kind of sauce you want on your nuggets?
Or will that just ruin that phrase forever?
Or will that just ruin that phrase forever?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
"Whatever you've got on hand."
Bom-chika-bow-wow.
I'll ruin it.
Bom-chika-bow-wow.
I'll ruin it.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/92594000-americans-not-labor-force-hits-all-time-record-participation
A record 92,594,000 Americans were not in the labor force in April as the labor force participation rate matched a 36-year low of 62.8 percent, according to data released today by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
And yes records of numbers of people are claiming disability and getting food stamps as well.
Not that you care about any of this.
I care about it. Let's click through to the graph. Participation starts to collapse right about.....2001. Yup. Good job destroying the labor market G. W.
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Workforce shrinking, medical costs going up, pensions getting cut...
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Have some personal accountability, spg.
It's all your ******* fault.
It's all your ******* fault.
I'm flattered, really, but I've been way to busy trying to salvage this whole "Arab Spring" thing to spend any time on U.S. soil. Not to mention all the problems with expanding into sub-Saharan Africa.
Seriously, some of these warlords have no concept of what the phrase "small-scale slave raid" means.
Seriously, some of these warlords have no concept of what the phrase "small-scale slave raid" means.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Workforce shrinking, medical costs going up, pensions getting cut...
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
I'm technically a boomer. But on the very tail end. Unfortunately no retirement for me for a decade or so.
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I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Workforce shrinking, medical costs going up, pensions getting cut...
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
I'm technically a boomer. But on the very tail end. Unfortunately no retirement for me for a decade or so.
But really though, what else do we want to add to the list of problems we should have seen coming 50 years ago?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but the practice women of shaving legs, armpits and other hairy places has caused the climate to change within our personal bubble spaces. If we don't stop shaving soon, as our body temps try and come to equilibrium with our immediate environment, the rising temps will spiral out of control and we'll turn into animated lava-rocks.
Thanks for asking.
Thanks for asking.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
someproteinguy wrote:
Workforce shrinking, medical costs going up, pensions getting cut...
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
It's all the baby boomers fault, damn retiring bastards.
And once again we find the solution was foretold by Hollywood!!! Once those Boomers retire, hire a bunch of Gen-X'ers to round them up and turn them into Soylent Green. JOB CREATION!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
It's all the baby boomers fault
Sort of is, actually. The "gimme gimme gimme gimme, I earned it, **** my kids" generation hasn't really been a boon to any others.
Sort of is, actually. The "gimme gimme gimme gimme, I earned it, **** my kids" generation hasn't really been a boon to any others.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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