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#352 Mar 17 2014 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why, what's wrong with the Bible?Smiley: sly

The incest parts could have benefitted from some illustrations.


#353 Mar 17 2014 at 6:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Bible itself has some great stories about morality and being a decent human being that people should incorporate into their lives, but I feel the same way about the Torah, Quran, and Gail Simone's run of Deadpool.

Edited, Mar 17th 2014 8:09pm by lolgaxe
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Simply put: living a "good life" as you say is a bi-product of being saved..
sh*t like this bothers me, as it seems to imply that one cannot live a good life or be a good person without being a christian.
14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.

A Christian behaving like a Christian will do "good works". This in no way diminishes non-Christians "good works".

Oh, and the bolded bit? If you claim to be a Christian but don't behave like one, your salvation is in question.

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Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?' 23"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS

"By your fruits you shall be known" and all that.


On that note, Pope Frank opined that non-Christians who live "a good life" are just as likely to get into heaven. So, there's that, I guess.Smiley: tongue
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#355 Mar 18 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Default
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Pope Frank opined that non-Christians who live "a good life" are just as likely to get into heaven. So, there's that, I guess.Smiley: tongue


Way to go: for the pope for completely try to slit the throat of the entire point of Jesus Christ.
What more needs to be said about that? The POPE saying that you don't need Christ to go to heaven!?
At least his Catholic followers are quick to "correct" the interpretation on what the Pontifex Maximus said by stating he simply meant that living a good life would lead people to Christ.. which is still nonsense. Way to give people a false sense of security and help lubricate their passage to destruction, "high priest".




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#356 Mar 18 2014 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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I look at it more like a scale.. I stand on the scale and see how much weight I need to lose.. The scale isn't doing anything to make me any less fat.. it just tell me how much I need to lose weight..
So without the scale you wouldn't know you needed to lose weight, and much like every high school girl ever, would be happier without the stress of those five mystery pounds that no guy ever notices. And if you felt you needed to lose weight because of your shape, then the scale is useless since the number it tells you won't necessarily match the shape you want. So inadvertently you're saying religion is unnecessary, and most people would be happier without it.


Well sure, they'd be happier until they drop dead from being a ******Smiley: tongue
The point is scales(numbers) don't lie.
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#357 Mar 18 2014 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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They say Peter hung a sign on the gates: "No fat chicks."


"And, Lo, Jesus said unto Peter: I can see your house from up here"
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#358 Mar 19 2014 at 2:27 PM Rating: Default
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Pope Frank opined that non-Christians who live "a good life" are just as likely to get into heaven. So, there's that, I guess.Smiley: tongue


Way to go: for the pope for completely try to slit the throat of the entire point of Jesus Christ.
What more needs to be said about that? The POPE saying that you don't need Christ to go to heaven!?
At least his Catholic followers are quick to "correct" the interpretation on what the Pontifex Maximus said by stating he simply meant that living a good life would lead people to Christ.. which is still nonsense. Way to give people a false sense of security and help lubricate their passage to destruction, "high priest".


That's not the "correction" at all. The correction is really about correcting a conflating of two very different words: Redemption and Salvation. Redemption is from Original Sin and was given to all mankind by Christs sacrifice on the cross. This makes it possible for man to go to heaven, but by no means guarantees it. Salvation refers to going to heaven and is earned. Period. And while I may personally not agree with this position, the official position of the Catholic Church is not only that only through Christ can salvation be achieved, but only through the Catholic Church.

I'm not precluding that Francis might think that's a bit heavy handed in this day and age, and it's something that Catholic's usually don't dwell on, but if Francis were to desire to reverse that position, he'd have to do it while wearing the funny pope hat and sitting in his magic pope chair and holding his magic pope stick, not whilst giving an off the cuff sermon one day. The Pope is only infallible under certain conditions.
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Salvation refers to going to heaven and is earned. Period. And while I may personally not agree with this position, the official position of the Catholic Church is not only that only through Christ can salvation be achieved, but only through the Catholic Church.

That's not necessarily true. The position of the Vatican is that baptized Protestants are in "imperfect communion" with God but are likely saved.
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"However, one cannot charge with the sin of the separation those who at present are born into these communities [that resulted from such separation] and in them are brought up in the faith of Christ, and the Catholic Church accepts them with respect and affection as brothers .... All who have been justified by faith in Baptism are incorporated into Christ; they therefore have a right to be called Christians, and with good reason are accepted as brothers in the Lord by the children of the Catholic Church."

"Furthermore, many elements of sanctification and of truth" are found outside the visible confines of the Catholic Church: "the written Word of God; the life of grace; faith, hope, and charity, with the other interior gifts of the Holy Spirit, as well as visible elements." Christ's Spirit uses these Churches and ecclesial communities as means of salvation, whose power derives from the fullness of grace and truth that Christ has entrusted to the Catholic Church. All these blessings come from Christ and lead to him, and are in themselves calls to "Catholic unity."

Note that it reads those "born into these communities". A raised-from-a-child Lutheran would be considered saved, probably even an atheist who joined a Protestant faith (if you consider their baptism being 'born into' the church) but a Catholic who left the perfect communion of the Church for another faith may not be.

[Edit: I've one foot out the door so in no position (or mood) to track down its original source in the Catechism -- I grabbed that quote from a previous thread where this came up -- but it well predates the current Pope]

Edited, Mar 19th 2014 3:38pm by Jophiel
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#360 Mar 20 2014 at 1:30 AM Rating: Decent
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You ex-Catholics or whatever you call yourselves.. You have good reason to have become agnostic.. but you have thrown out the baby with the bathwater. If you think that the dogma of the Vatican and the Papacy reflect Christ's Truth you have been gravely misled.

Constantine "The Great" is one of the main sources of "The Universal Church" that you know and love (or hate); not Christ; and it is likely the biggest catalyst for the fall of the Western Roman Empire and probably the Dark Ages as well (something that more militant atheists like to blame on Christianity) .

After playing the "Caesar game" in the West he exploited a Christian power-base in the (far richer) East. Instigating one civil war after another he finally gained control and went to work setting up his new version of Rome by propagating his image as the "savior of the Christians"... ordained by God..(Paving the way for Divine Right)

He instituted the Christian Religion as a propaganda machine with the military class essentially usurping the role of Christian elders all throughout the Roman/Christian world... This was not Christ's Church.. this was just the latest incarnation of Imperial Rome; autocratic and authoritarian. It had NOTHING to do with salvation of redemption and had EVERYTHING to do with the emperor maintaining power and control. Military officers were simply given the titles of deacons and presbyters. It was the perfect tool.. just like all the other religions... but this time, the emperor, by identifying himself with "God Almighty" could guarantee perfect blind loyalty in his subjects.. all by standing in front of the cross. Then he has his Council of Nicea to make sure that everyone understands and believes without question that the The State and the Church are ONE.

Along the way he starves the Western empire.. pulls the legions away from the frontiers..
Once bustling Roman colonies became little more than slums in a very short time. This resulted in no one left to fill the military leading to a total upheaval of the entire Western Roman army. After that only the richest of the rich owned any land.. so by the 5th century the main part of the army consisted of starving peasants working for little more than food; no longer loyal to any empire but only loyal to their land lord.. AKA Serfdom.

Now a few emperors later.. to question "The Church" is to question "The State" and then heresy and treason go hand and hand. Anyone who dared to question it is not only a heretic but an enemy of the state.. leading the way to all the Papal corruption.. mass murders.. and mass apostasy that is the framework for what you view as "The Church".

But don't be deceived.. these things had to happen. It is the nature of man and the nature of the society. It was inevitable... but rest assured that during all this time the TRUTH of God and Jesus Christ, His Death and Resurrection, was not impeded.. it still existed long before any Protestant movement.. it existed between the lines and survived by squeezing through the cracks of time. . You aren't going to hear much about the millions of Christians that questioned these things and have stood up for the Truth and suffered and died as "heretics". It's the butchers and dictators that write history.. I don't have an axe to grind against Catholics.. I'm just trying to tell if as plainly as I have understood it.. These things shouldn't be anything new.. but I just just ask that you think about these things and consider what you have been led to believe.. It, indeed, is a mistake to just believe something simply because it's what another human being taught you. Don't just determine what you don't believe but consider why you don't believe it. Just because you have figured out what is false doesn't mean you have figured out what is true.
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#361 Mar 20 2014 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, and the bolded bit? If you claim to be a Christian but don't behave like one, your salvation is in question.

Varies based on denomination. Within Lutheranism that's categorically false, you're saved by faith alone. As long as you believe Jesus Christ is the one and only god, you're golden and behavior might be sinful but is irrelevant to your salvation.
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sh*t like this bothers me, as it seems to imply that one cannot live a good life or be a good person without being a christian.

Though it likely has more to do more with economic/educational demographics than faith, Christians and Muslims make up a proportionally higher amount of the prison population than several other major faiths and atheism (in comparison to the national population).
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
You ex-Catholics or whatever you call yourselves.

Not me. I'm still a card-carrying member of the mass apostasy propaganda machine Smiley: thumbsup
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#363 Mar 20 2014 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Christians and Muslims make up a proportionally higher amount of the prison population than several other major faiths and atheism (in comparison to the national population).


While this may be true, there is a common phrase uttered in prisons:

"He picked up the Bible (Or Quran) when he walked in the gate, and he put it back down when he walked out."
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I would also suggest that has more to do with minorities making up a disproportionate amount of the prison population and that those minorities (Hispanic/Black) are more inclined to call themselves Christians or Muslims than the standard population.
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"He picked up the Bible when he walked in the gate, and he put it back down when he walked out."

He went from being a Blood, to a Wine, and then returned to being a Blood?
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"He picked up the Bible when he walked in the gate, and he put it back down when he walked out."

He went from being a Blood, to a Wine, and then returned to being a Blood?


Jesus, the original Blood. Taking out Crips wherever he went.

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#370 Mar 22 2014 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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You ex-Catholics or whatever you call yourselves.

Not me. I'm still a card-carrying member of the mass apostasy propaganda machine Smiley: thumbsup


Well it does kinda say so in your titleSmiley: dubious

I recognize that the RCC doesn't hold the monopoly for being a mass apostasy propaganda machine.
If it seems like I'm singling out the CC.. well, I was just because I obviously wanted to put a fine point on it because the founding of that was one of the earliest forms of apostasy of Christians but the buck certainly doesn't stop there. Just like in Judges every succeeding generation of doctrine becomes just as corrupt. The protestants certainly didn't have hands clean of the blood of fellow Christians.

John Calvin set up his own protestant version of the the Vatican in Geneva and soon had a religious police state that spread throughout all of Europe that promulgated with The Westminster Confession. Suddenly in large parts of Europe if you weren't of the "Reformed Church" you were severely punished, tortured, killed. Usually burned.. over stuff like ...does infant baptism save or not (short answer is NO, but infants are saved by grace).

There was a reason the "pilgrims" and Puritans were kicked out of Europe just in time for the Renaissance.. The classic "Pilgrims" of Plymouth Rock would have probably hung most people reading this. They were wrong. I can't think of many historical "main stream" Christian movements" that have been anything but an exercise in trying to control people.

Most of them have some sprinkled dab of falseness in it so make the whole thing a broken machine. The "if it works for you" mentality for religion cannot make sense if God is God and God has expectations.. well 1 expectation: to believe the Messiah died and was resurrected to stand in place for your judgement . ...everything else that distracts people from coming to that seems to be one more excuse someone can use to reject God and instead choose to follow a human doctrine that attempts to supersede the Gospel. It is without a doubt that the good news will find it's way through the thickest of fog (human nature).

The way of Christ is supposed to be the same all points in history, it doesn't change with the times and culture. I understand that not everyone is going to recognize that. I don't expect non-Christians to act like Christians but I do expect Christians to act like Christians unlike what is evidenced throughout most of its history; however the ones conquering history aren't truely reflecting actual, immutable Christness (or the active striving for thereof).
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#371 Mar 24 2014 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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There was a reason the "pilgrims" and Puritans were kicked out of Europe just in time for the Renaissance..
I don't have a history book near me, but I am pretty sure th Puritans didn't leave Europe before 1350-1400.
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I recognize that the RCC doesn't hold the monopoly for being a mass apostasy propaganda machine.

It probably should have gone without saying that I didn't view it that way anyway. So you spending that many keystrokes on saying "But it's okay 'cause these guys are too" is a little weird.
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#373 Mar 31 2014 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I recognize that the RCC doesn't hold the monopoly for being a mass apostasy propaganda machine.

It probably should have gone without saying that I didn't view it that way anyway. So you spending that many keystrokes on saying "But it's okay 'cause these guys are too" is a little weird.


I was just making sure; you seemed a little Smiley: cry about it; I jus wannted to make sure we was coolSmiley: cool
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Trust me, if I was worried about what random internet people had to say about religion, I'd have unplugged my computer and set it on fire years ago Smiley: laugh
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#375 Mar 31 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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Well, I know how you Catholic PoleAcks get, so..
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Well, I know how you Catholic PoleAcks get, so..

You think that's bad, you should see what they're like after converting to Judaism.
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