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#52 Nov 06 2013 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Is this how Canada makes itself feel better?
Pretty much. Cherry pick American failures and point out how Canada doesn't have them or not to the same degree, all while ignoring any things America does better.
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#53 Nov 06 2013 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey, at least we're letting you keep your oil sand stuff.



Which is sad since Ottawa has spent hundreds of millions lobbying the US government to take it. Once again they hypocrisy of America, Our money is good enough, but our oil isn't. Not to mention Parker Brothers blatantly ripping off Canadian currency, then marketing it back to us in a board game. No shame, no shame at all.
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#54 Nov 06 2013 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Once again they hypocrisy of America, Our money is good enough, but our oil isn't.
Maybe you should make better oil then. Smiley: schooled
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#55 Nov 06 2013 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Puerto Rico will be pissed if North Colorado becomes a state before they do.


Why? They've consistently failed to get anywhere close to a majority to vote for statehood.
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#56 Nov 06 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
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Once again they hypocrisy of America, Our money is good enough, but our oil isn't.
Maybe you should make better oil then. Smiley: schooled



We do get better oil we buy from you, because you have tricked us into believing our own oil is inferior to your oil.

Edited, Nov 6th 2013 1:29pm by rdmcandie
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#57 Nov 06 2013 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
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You are right we should go bowling another fine Canadian tradition stolen by America. Heck and you couldn't even do that right! Having pins worth different points means I have to math and remember, 'Murica no like, add 5 more pins each one point, less math no remembrin.


First, the pins are worth different points? Wha...?
Second, where are you bowling that there isn't a computer that keeps the score for you so you can drink?
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#58 Nov 06 2013 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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You are right we should go bowling another fine Canadian tradition stolen by America. Heck and you couldn't even do that right! Having pins worth different points means I have to math and remember, 'Murica no like, add 5 more pins each one point, less math no remembrin.


First, the pins are worth different points? Wha...?
Second, where are you bowling that there isn't a computer that keeps the score for you so you can drink?



Yes Center is 5 points, Next 2 are 3 each Back 2 are 2 each 15 points total over 5 pins.

Here in Canada we still do paper math, its why our education is ranked higher.
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#59 Nov 06 2013 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Pins are only worth a point each here. In Maine we have a thing called candlepin bowling - maybe elsewhere out east here too?

The pins are narrower than your standard 10-pin and the balls are smaller and wooden and have no holes. You get three throws per frame instead of two. You have to check your bowling alley though to find out if they're setting up for candlepin or 10-pin.
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#60 Nov 06 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
He's not talking about 10 pin bowling, but candlepin bowling as you call it. Usually when RDM is talking you can assume he has no idea what he's talking about.
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#61 Nov 06 2013 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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He's not talking about 10 pin bowling, but candlepin bowling as you call it. Usually when RDM is talking you can assume he has no idea what he's talking about.


No I am talking about 5 pin bowling. Called 5 pin bowling because it only uses 5 pins.
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#62 Nov 06 2013 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think you can accuse us of stealing a sport we've never heard of.



Well I suppose you can, but well, never mind... Smiley: rolleyes
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You have bizarre hobbies out in the wasteland.

You try to scrimshaw a full ten pins out of walrus tusks and see if you don't quit halfway through.
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I, for one, wasn't aware Canada invented bocce.
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No idea how the OP vote shook out but the citizens of CO did vote to put a 25% sales tax on marijuana. 15% for school construction & education and the other 10% for marijuana policy enforcement. Thus begins the test of the whole "If we just legalized it and taxed it...." argument.

Edited, Nov 5th 2013 11:50pm by Jophiel


I'm waiting to see how this turns out with baited breath. I do subscribe to the belief that legalization with taxation is the best route to go in the best interests of everyone, but I haven't had the real opportunity to see it put into action. I'm watching Colorado closely now...Uruguay as well.
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#67 Nov 07 2013 at 5:20 AM Rating: Good
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I know it was a few years ago when I was doing it somewhat regularly, so memories could be fuzzy, but please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.
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I don't remember you ever going on a knee-jerk Canadian superiority tear. So if you were doing it "somewhat regularly" you weren't very memorable at it.

Does that make you feel better or worse?
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#69 Nov 07 2013 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.
I thought you were just kidding.
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I know it was a few years ago when I was doing it somewhat regularly, so memories could be fuzzy, but please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.

From my recollections you just slagged off the USA good and proper, without actually brining Canada into it. So it just fit right in with everyone else slagging off the USA for diverse and contradictory reasons. Although you had a sharper tongue than most. I enjoyed it.
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#71 Nov 07 2013 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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Does that make you feel better or worse?
Better.

And yes, Elinda, I was. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't coming across as a tool, for this specific item.
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#72 Nov 07 2013 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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#73 Nov 07 2013 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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I know it was a few years ago when I was doing it somewhat regularly, so memories could be fuzzy, but please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.


Shucks if you think Im serious...The only part of Canadian Culture America won't steal is our inferiority complex.
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I know it was a few years ago when I was doing it somewhat regularly, so memories could be fuzzy, but please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.


Shucks if you think Im serious...The only part of Canadian Culture America won't steal is our inferiority complex.
That's just because you guys are better at it than we are. No really you're the best, we're nothing.
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I know it was a few years ago when I was doing it somewhat regularly, so memories could be fuzzy, but please tell me I was never this bad with the whole Canada > US crap.


Shucks if you think Im serious...The only part of Canadian Culture America won't steal is our inferiority complex.
That's just because you guys are better at it than we are. No really you're the best, we're nothing.



Stop stealing our things!
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#78 Nov 07 2013 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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the balls are smaller and wooden

Wooden? You've never been candlepin bowling, have you?
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the balls are smaller and wooden

Wooden? You've never been candlepin bowling, have you?

Only once, by mistake. A long time ago. I thought they were made out of something hard and brown. It looked like very dense wood. But I didn't really analyze them.
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