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#102 Aug 22 2013 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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#103 Aug 22 2013 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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That's really the best bet. You can kill off half of them by driving under a low bridge, and traumatize the other half to keep them from voting anyway.

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#105 Aug 22 2013 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Timelordwho wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I think thats the first time ever for Smasharoo to use a colored font.

There's a font racists joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.


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#107 Aug 22 2013 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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My favorite part of this voter fraud bit is just how much fraud there would need to be for it to matter, in any way, ever. Extremely few districts actually decide by a hair who their vote goes to, and they're rarely required as a tie-breaker anyway.

My county votes red, almost always. I think McCain had 54% of the vote. So my vote actually matters in that context. But my county has nearly 600,000 people in it. The sheer number of fake votes it would take to make up the difference between Obama and McCain is well over 100k.

Yeah, voter fraud is a problem.

But they're bring in busloads of blacks from who knows where. You know, bus loads, that's a lot. Smiley: um

Imagine how much extra revenue those busloads would bring to the community. It'll be like the Olympics!
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#108 Aug 23 2013 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Imagine how much extra revenue those busloads would bring to the community. It'll be like the Olympics!
Not much since they're all homeless and poor according to certain Zam sources.
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#109 Aug 23 2013 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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#110 Aug 24 2013 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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You've got the quote slightly wrong, for a start.
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#111 Aug 24 2013 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Exactly. I'm paraphrasing.
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#112 Aug 24 2013 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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When you paraphrase, it's crucial you're exact about it.
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#113 Aug 24 2013 at 8:10 PM Rating: Default
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That wouldn't be paraphrasing, but quoting.
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#114 Aug 25 2013 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Exactly.
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#115 Aug 25 2013 at 11:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I wish I could find the original.


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#116 Aug 25 2013 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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#117 Aug 25 2013 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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I'm bad.


Am I doing it right?
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#118 Aug 25 2013 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Getting other people to do things for me is never bad.
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Getting other people to do things to me is never bad.

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#120 Aug 25 2013 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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Getting other people to do things for me is never bad.


Even when it's getting Alma to come to your defence?

Nice link, though.
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Even when it's getting Alma to come to your defence?


I wouldn't consider stating common knowledge as "defending anyone", but more so of "correcting you".
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#122 Aug 25 2013 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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It would have to be knowledge for it to be common knowledge.
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#123 Aug 25 2013 at 7:22 PM Rating: Default
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#124 Aug 26 2013 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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Getting other people to do things for me is never bad.
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Getting other people to do things to me is never bad.
For. To. Both options I'm in agreement with.
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#125 Aug 26 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is going places Smiley: thumbsup
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#126 Aug 26 2013 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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I didn't think that one would be over your head.

Shame on me.
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#127 Aug 26 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Ahahaha, wow. *That* thread.
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#128 Aug 26 2013 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:
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Even when it's getting Alma to come to your defence?


I wouldn't consider stating common knowledge as "defending anyone", but more so of "correcting you".


Just a heads up, I'm never wrong. If you think I've made a msitake, you're wrong, stupid, and ugly.
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#129 Aug 27 2013 at 2:54 AM Rating: Default
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I didn't think that one would be over your head.

Shame on me.


I didn't think you would perceive me as the one being confused.

Shame on me
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Even when it's getting Alma to come to your defence?


I wouldn't consider stating common knowledge as "defending anyone", but more so of "correcting you".


Just a heads up, I'm never wrong. If you think I've made a msitake, you're wrong, stupid, and ugly.


HA! Keep telling yourself that...
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#130 Aug 27 2013 at 4:11 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, you've fallen into the incredibly obvious trap.

This is Saturday morning cartoon level,,,
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#131 Aug 27 2013 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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Even when it's getting Alma to come to your defence?


I wouldn't consider stating common knowledge as "defending anyone", but more so of "correcting you".


Just a heads up, I'm never wrong. If you think I've made a msitake, you're wrong, stupid, and ugly.


HA! Keep telling yourself that...
British spelling you moron.

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#132 Aug 27 2013 at 6:03 AM Rating: Default
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Wow, you've fallen into the incredibly obvious trap.

This is Saturday morning cartoon level,,,


It's not "fallen", when it's intentional.

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British spelling you moron.


"Msitake" is British?
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#133 Aug 27 2013 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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See how you also underlined and bolded "defence"?
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#134 Aug 27 2013 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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I outwitted Alma.

Impressed, anyone?
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#136 Aug 27 2013 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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I'm like a military recuiter in that respect.
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#137 Aug 27 2013 at 2:31 PM Rating: Default
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See how you also underlined and bolded "defence"?
Yes, that was a mistake. Since I don't speak British English, nor care to do so, I didn't know. However, that doesn't excuse "Msitake". I Make "msitakes" all of the time. The questioned statement was that Kavekk never makes them, when obviously he just did.

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Impressed, anyone?


Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Msitake-free man.
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See how you also underlined and bolded "defence"?
Yes, that was a mistake. Since I don't speak British English, nor care to do so, I didn't know. However, that doesn't excuse "Msitake". I Make "msitakes" all of the time. The questioned statement was that Kavekk never makes them, when obviously he just did.


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Wow, you've fallen into the incredibly obvious trap.

This is Saturday morning cartoon level,,,
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#139 Aug 27 2013 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Since I don't speak British English, nor care to do so, I didn't know.
If you're going to correct other people's spelling mistakes, it helps to actually know how to spell in the language of choice.


For all you know, msitake is Aussie English, you daft sheila.
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#140 Aug 27 2013 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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This is why there is persistent racial unemployment.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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See how you also underlined and bolded "defence"?
Yes, that was a mistake. Since I don't speak British English, nor care to do so, I didn't know. However, that doesn't excuse "Msitake". I Make "msitakes" all of the time. The questioned statement was that Kavekk never makes them, when obviously he just did.


Timelordwho wrote:
Wow, you've fallen into the incredibly obvious trap.

This is Saturday morning cartoon level,,,


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It's not "fallen", when it's intentional.


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If you're going to correct other people's spelling mistakes, it helps to actually know how to spell in the language of choice.


For all you know, msitake is Aussie English, you daft sheila.


What language is "Msitaken" from? I wasn't the one pretending to be flawless, so pointing out my flaw is moot. With your same logic, you can't claim to be flawless, while misspelling a word.

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You can if that's the joke you **** dolt.
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You can if that's the joke you @#%^ing dolt.


That's absurd. That's like you responding to a knock-knock joke and the person saying "I GOTCHA!, you fell for it!!". You KNEW it was a joke, you played along to hear the punch line and to see if it were funny or not.

P.S. It wasn't funny.
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Is it scary being this stupid?

I know it's a little scary observing it.
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Is it scary being this stupid?

I know it's a little scary observing it.


'Tis true. The observation is scary.
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Too obvious. the smart reply would have levereged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle tie in, and followed up with a witty story about the perils of star observitories and nocturnal birds!
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Okay, Alma, I have a great joke...

Say "Knock, Knock"....
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Okay, Alma, I have a great joke...

Say "Knock, Knock"....


Not interested.
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I'm not interesting

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I know it's a little scary observing it.
Kind of like a dolphin tank at an aquarium.
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