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#52 Jul 06 2013 at 4:31 PM Rating: Good
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Well, Morsi supporters are saying that they're getting shot at by the army so soon it won't be a coup but just another civil war.
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#53 Jul 06 2013 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I understand the Egyptian military is entirely dependent on US funding, and that under US law, said funding has to cease if the military undertake a coup.

And the State Department gets to decide when it's a coup.

Nice set-up if you can arrange it.
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#54 Jul 06 2013 at 5:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gives a whole new meaning to counting coup.

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#55 Jul 06 2013 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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#56 Jul 06 2013 at 5:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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What a revolting thought.
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#57 Jul 06 2013 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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Enough to make you overthrow up.
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#58 Jul 06 2013 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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Mamluk's and their succession crises.
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#59 Jul 06 2013 at 10:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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It seems the aid thing isn't a pressing issue anyway:
Chicago Tribune editorial board wrote:
It's hard to deny that a military coup occurred, though the president has refused to use the term. Even former House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Howard Berman, who opposes a cutoff, told The New York Times, "Under the plain meaning rule, there was a coup."

But the new government claims this was a popular uprising that the military facilitated purely to avert mass bloodshed. And congressional leaders show no urgency about enforcing the rule. No one is eager to take a step that could have unforeseen consequences.

Luckily, there is no immediate need. The U.S. has already provided its annual contribution for this year, with the next payment not due until May. By then, the government may have held new elections, which if handled fairly would meet the conditions for continued aid.

For the time being, the administration should be in no rush to reach a determination. It should also let the new government know it had better get busy putting a new democratic system in place. Should it fail, Obama may find it advantageous to use a possible or actual aid cutoff to extract reforms — or he may feel obliged to ask Congress to amend the law to let him keep it going.

(bolding mine)
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#60 Jul 07 2013 at 12:23 AM Rating: Good
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[b]Luckily, there is no immediate need. The U.S. has already provided its annual contribution for this year, with the next payment not due until May. By then, the government may have held new elections, which if handled fairly would meet the conditions for continued aid


Ah, That's alright then.

The fact that the Muslim Brotherhood were elected by a clear majority In an open election last year must've have been an aberration.
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#61 Jul 07 2013 at 6:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whether or not it's "okay", the point is that the US already wrote the check and doesn't write another check until May 2014. So there's no tap of funds to immediately shut off and say "Bad coup!" with.
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#62 Jul 07 2013 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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US should just call up their bank and issue a stop payment order on that check. Problem solved!
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#63 Jul 07 2013 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, but then you have to call the bank, and HOPE you can get through to a real person, and not a recording, plus there are the cancelled check fees, and you have to write a new check, put it in the mail, which means double postage costs, and you are mailing international, so do you ship airmail or slow boat, it is just such a hassle!
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#64 Jul 07 2013 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Repossess the tanks.
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#66 Jul 07 2013 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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and then abandon them in Egypt since they're not expensive enough to ship back home?
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Drive 'em to Israel, natch.
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#68 Jul 07 2013 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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Drive 'em to Israel, natch.


As an aside, the satellite view of the Israeli-Palestinian border is somewhat amusing.
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#69 Jul 07 2013 at 8:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Repossess the tanks.


Where will they keep their fish then?
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Drive 'em to Israel, natch.


As an aside, the satellite view of the Israeli-Palestinian border is somewhat amusing.


I must be missing something humorous... cause I look and don't get it.
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#71 Jul 08 2013 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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Repossess the tanks.
**** it we have enough of them already. Smiley: motz
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#72 Jul 08 2013 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Repossess the tanks.
**** it we have enough of them already. Smiley: motz
What if they started using them as company cars for employees?
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#73 Jul 08 2013 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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**** it we have enough of them already. Smiley: motz
What if they started using them as company cars for employees?

I bet there is a pop-up camper conversion kit.

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#74 Jul 08 2013 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Drive 'em to Israel, natch.

Double Israel's firepower? That'll stabilize the region.
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Whether or not it's "okay", the point is that the US already wrote the check

You just can't get popular uprisings COD anymore. I blame the internet.
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You just can't get popular uprisings COD anymore. I blame the internet.


Kickstarter idea: Global Thermonuclear War!
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#77 Jul 09 2013 at 4:24 AM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
You just can't get popular uprisings COD anymore. I blame the internet.


Kickstarter idea: Global Thermonuclear War!


That project was already funded.
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#78 Jul 09 2013 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
You just can't get popular uprisings COD anymore. I blame the internet.


Kickstarter idea: Global Thermonuclear War!


That project was already funded.

The image is cool. It's like looking out at the earth from the inside.

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#79 Jul 09 2013 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
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You just can't get popular uprisings COD anymore. I blame the internet.


Kickstarter idea: Global Thermonuclear War!


That project was already funded.

The image is cool. It's like looking out at the earth from the inside.



No, This is like looking out at the earth from the inside. Smiley: schooled
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#81 Jul 09 2013 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ok.
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#82 Jul 09 2013 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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Wasn't it kind of narrow to focus on thermonuclear war? I mean, regular nuclear war would be pretty much just as bad.
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#83 Jul 10 2013 at 1:22 AM Rating: Good
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You've got to be specific if you want to get it funded.
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#84 Jul 10 2013 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
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Wasn't it kind of narrow to focus on thermonuclear war? I mean, regular nuclear war would be pretty much just as bad.


You just can't quite rack up the same numbers with those old designs.
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