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Hell, my son is five and can Google. Might as well not bother sending him to school, eh?
Probably not.
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lolgaxe wrote:
The same one that almost pirated himself with a drumstick? I wouldn't withdraw him.
Oh yeah, that. I'd just end up calling him Ruprecht.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I could have told you that it'd be a waste of time and money to send Debalic's kids to school.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I could have told you that it'd be a waste of time and money to send Debalic's kids to school.
Depends on ones goal.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
Nine year olds don't get their news from anywhere, Smash.
Jophiel wrote:
I could have told you that it'd be a waste of time and money to send Debalic's kids to school.
From what I've read, he should have his wife home-school the kid.
Edited, May 3rd 2013 11:45am by trickybeck
Jophiel wrote:
I could have told you that it'd be a waste of time and money to send Debalic's kids to school.
trickybeck wrote:
From what I've read, he should have his wife home-school the kid.
Well, she does have an IQ of 183...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Only ~5 people smarter than her in the entire U.S.*, what a special lady.
*simple percentile to total population conversion. No adjusting for demographic skewing.
*simple percentile to total population conversion. No adjusting for demographic skewing.
Just going to drop this here.
I think this is a bad idea, mainly because I think tying learning into electronics is a bad idea. I've seen so many people who can't do basic math because they started using calculators in 1st grade. Emails at work have horrible spelling since it doesn't have a spellcheck. I fear for the future based on the freakouts I've seen if the internet goes down.
I suppose I should admit that I am a dying breed (even though I'm under 40). No cellphone, no facebook, no twitter, no understanding as to why any of it is necessary.
I suppose I should admit that I am a dying breed (even though I'm under 40). No cellphone, no facebook, no twitter, no understanding as to why any of it is necessary.
Why doesn't your email at work have spellcheck...? Even Yahoo mail has spell check. That's really strange...
xantav wrote:
why any of it is necessary.
Necessary isn't the word. Convenient, useful, maybe fun.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Facebook and Twitter are not convenient, useful or fun.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
We get it, you are cool because you reject popular culture.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Facebook and Twitter are not convenient, useful or fun.
Facebook can be convenient and useful when you move thousands of miles away from your family and friends and you want to keep up with and share pictures with one another.
Edited, May 5th 2013 4:53pm by Belkira
No cellphone, no facebook, no twitter, no understanding as to why any of it is necessary.
Really? You can't see why a mobile phone would be useful? Are you housebound?
Really? You can't see why a mobile phone would be useful? Are you housebound?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
And you can't really organize a popular revolt these days without twitter. It's a political tool!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
TirithRR wrote:
We get it, you are cool because you reject popular culture.
My Iphone is ******* awesome though!
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Belkira wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Facebook and Twitter are not convenient, useful or fun.
Facebook can be convenient and useful when you move thousands of miles away from your family and friends and you want to keep up with and share pictures with one another.
Edited, May 5th 2013 4:53pm by Belkira
I do like the create an event option though. That's useful, so I guess I stand corrected.
Edited, May 5th 2013 10:06pm by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I don't use Twitter for people I know, I use it for people I'm interested in. Of course, I'm a big dork so all the people I follow are political journalists and stuff.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
When my husband had his stroke, I used Facebook and my cell phone to report to my friends and family what was going on. So much easier than running to a pay phone to call everyone individually and give them info. Especially since I was feeling SO chatty during that time.
Yeah, Facebook has no use.
Yeah, Facebook has no use.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
We get it, you are cool because you reject popular culture.
My Iphone is @#%^ing awesome though!
This guy gets it.
Just as Planned.
I don't tweet or twitter, but my 77 year old dad recently got a facebook page, so I have to check in occasionally. My family is spread all over the country - we share pics through fb and keep tabs on each others comings and goings.
It's just another tool. If it wasn't fb there would be some other electronic medium that would have expedited and stream-lined social communications.
It's just another tool. If it wasn't fb there would be some other electronic medium that would have expedited and stream-lined social communications.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Facebook and Twitter are not convenient, useful or fun.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
We get it, you are cool because you reject popular culture.
My Iphone is @#%^ing awesome though!
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