Don't be bitter just because nothing ever happens in NZ except for hobbitses.
Police say a package found in central Auckland sparking a full emergency response is no longer being regarded as suspicious.
Defence personnel removed the item from the scene for further examination after a concerned member of the public reported the find on Queen Street.
Martial law, citywide lockdowns were considered unnecessary, and ridiculous claims of imminent terrorist armageddon in the media were also absent.
Both policemen at the scene apologized for the inconvenience and entertained the crowds that had gathered on what was an otherwise uneventful afernoon in downtown Auckland with the latest in new fangled pursuit vehicles.
Also. It rained today. Which it hasnt done for ages. And ages.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.