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#27 Apr 02 2013 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find out Kimmy has considered Austin, Texas as a target for his nuclear strikes. Which has me torn between not wanting America to be dragged into another war, a nuclear one no less, and the chance of being rid of a large chunk of Texas.
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I find out Kimmy has considered Austin, Texas as a target for his nuclear strikes. Which has me torn between not wanting America to be dragged into another war, a nuclear one no less, and the chance of being rid of a large chunk of Texas.

But, Austin is Texas's little roughhewn liberal diamond. Divert it North a bit and take out Dallas.
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I find out Kimmy has considered Austin, Texas as a target for his nuclear strikes. Which has me torn between not wanting America to be dragged into another war, a nuclear one no less, and the chance of being rid of a large chunk of Texas.


With what? a nuke strapped to a weather baloon? THey don't really have anything else that can make it further than alaska at this point. Nor any nukes small enough to fit on their missiles.
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Obviously with a nuke on a cargo ship. That's how everyone blows up everything!
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I find out Kimmy has considered Austin, Texas as a target for his nuclear strikes. Which has me torn between not wanting America to be dragged into another war, a nuclear one no less, and the chance of being rid of a large chunk of Texas.


A strategic blow against our country's reserves of independent video game developers, musicians, and liberal arts majors. Cunning.
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A strategic blow against our country's reserves of independent video game developers, musicians, and liberal arts majors. Cunning.
We'd obviously evacuate the game developers out of there before it's too dangerous.
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We would need to evacute Christopher Sabat as well, or we'll never hear Armstrong again.
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We'd obviously evacuate the game developers out of there before it's too dangerous.

I figured they'd escape by running and jumping across a series of lolretro 8-bit platforms.
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I find out Kimmy has considered Austin, Texas as a target for his nuclear strikes. Which has me torn between not wanting America to be dragged into another war, a nuclear one no less, and the chance of being rid of a large chunk of Texas.


Taking out Austin would be the only way to convince the usual anti-war crowd that we need to get seriously involved. Either Austin, Seattle, Portland, or Athens GA would be needed to budge the hippie crowd.

If I recall, Augusta GA is always considered one of the top ten targets because it's got For Gordon/Signal Corps, Savannah River Site (nuclear storage), and Plant Votgle (nuclear power) within fallout radius. The nuclear chain reaction would take out Atlanta, Savannah, and Columbia SC. It was a bit disturbing as a kid to know that my youth choir building was also one of the fallout shelters on base...
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With what? a nuke strapped to a weather baloon? THey don't really have anything else that can make it further than alaska at this point. Nor any nukes small enough to fit on their missiles.

He hits it there with a 9 lorn, obviously. The whole family are gold prodigies.
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Either Austin, Seattle, Portland, or Athens GA would be needed to budge the hippie crowd.

How do you possibly leave San Fransisco off this list??
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Either Austin, Seattle, Portland, or Athens GA would be needed to budge the hippie crowd.

How do you possibly leave San Fransisco off this list??


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Potato, potatoe.
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Additional hijinks ensue today with NK warning embassies to evacuate before April 10.
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"I think the North Koreans would have to fire something" her friend said. "Without any South Korean casualties, I don't think South Koreans will feel threatened."
From the BBC interviewing S. Koreans. I'm with her unfortunately, I don't see how N.K. makes any headway without causing harm at this point. It's getting harder and harder to top their previous threats.
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Make headway on what?
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Diplomatically, like getting stuff in exchange for relatively good behavior. Going on the assumption they're playing that game again, of course.
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They moved their missiles and started covering them with camo netting. We know where they are anyways so that doesn't really matter, but it will be interesting to see if they go all the way and start moving troops to the boarder, because thats the point where **** officially gets real and we pretty much have to do something.
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First time I saw that I burst out laughing in the library. People kept giving me funny looks after that. Smiley: frown
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Two ways this goes:

1. DPRK actually tries to fire something. It lands and destroys stuff and kills people. They get flattened into a pancake.

2. DPRK tries to fire something and it fizzles and/or is intercepted because their technology is fifty years out of date. They lose face, we laugh at them. They promise to be good, retreat back into their shell for another ten years, and try again.
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I bet they exchange fire with a boat or something they say got too close. Something about how they moved missiles to the east coast and not the DMZ. I mean if something happens along the border, there's all sorts of potential for bad. Something happens somewhere more isolated, there can be some death and destruction without as much of a chance of it getting out of control. They just need to wait for a target. If nothing shows up in a couple of weeks, launch a test missile for good measure or something.

Part of me wouldn't mind making a pancake though.

Edited, Apr 5th 2013 4:49pm by someproteinguy
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