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#477 Feb 07 2013 at 4:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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What makes it insane is the idea that there's some kind of secret method of making money by cross hiring incompetent people as CEOs of the companies they board.


You really don't understand CEO hiring procedures at all, do you?

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So? That means he's effectively paying himself out of his own pocket. Not seeing why this is a problem.


You really don't understand CEO hiring procedures or compensation structuring at all, do you?

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No. You couldn't. I get that this plays into your "rich people were just lucky" narrative, but it's simply not true.


While I don't agree with smash on the 'swap ceos with a RNG' theory, quite a lot of the decision making is either made easy by in-house analysis, and choosing the 'correct' answer to a tough decision doesn't have a strong, or even weak, correlation with compensation. The CEO's most important job is actually being a figurehead.
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Besides, I don't need lots of money to be happy in life, I has beer. Smiley: boozing
As Paul McCartney once sang: "Thought of giving it all away to a registered charity. All I need is a pint a day"

The Mrs. would kill me if I did that... Smiley: frown
Drinking a pint a day? Just tell her that's good for your health. and maybe she can register as a charity of some sort?
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The CEO's most important job is actually being a figurehead.

Barely even this. The most important job is the anthropomorphizing of a balance sheet. There's no requirement to have social skills. Many "successful" CEOs have been and are known ******** who don't present their companies very effectively. Reed Hastings comes to mind. Eisner when he was at Disney. Jamie Dimon. Steve Ballmer. etc.
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Drinking a pint a day?


Giving my money to charity. I'm apparently supposed to use it to educate and feed children or something. So I offered to give the money to a children's charity as a compromise and she gave me a dirty look.

I haven't brought it up again since.
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I think your wife is a smart lady. Maybe she'll agree if she is the charity you're giving it to Smiley: wink
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The CEO's most important job is actually being a figurehead.

Barely even this. The most important job is the anthropomorphizing of a balance sheet. There's no requirement to have social skills. Many "successful" CEOs have been and are known @#%^s who don't present their companies very effectively. Reed Hastings comes to mind. Eisner when he was at Disney. Jamie Dimon. Steve Ballmer. etc.


Isn't that what figurehead means?
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So? That means he's effectively paying himself out of his own pocket. Not seeing why this is a problem.

Requires some level of understanding of how ethics works, so I can see why you'd miss it.


I didn't miss anything. There's nothing there. Let's remember that we were talking about a CEO who is already a voting member of the board for the company. So he's in a group of a dozen or so people who make up a controlling interest in the ownership of the company. Let's imagine for a moment that he and each of the other 11 board members personally hold 5% of a company with stock valuation at say $100B, collectively holding 60% and a controlling stake in the company (yes, I'm oversimplifying this, but this example is good enough). Let's say they want one of them to be CEO, so they pick the least capable of the bunch and give him a $10M/year salary.

Um... The guy holds $5B in stock. A random week on the market will cost or gain him more than that yearly salary. It's nothing. It's certainly not something he'd take if he thought "I really suck at this job" because he and the other 11 guys will lose more money if he shows up on TV with his tie crooked than they'll lose each year from paying his salary. There is no financial reason to put a buddy in that position. Ego reasons? Sure. But companies that do that often suffer for it.

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Yes, that's true. The problem is anyone with an MBA can be a competent one and there aren't any heroic ones. There are two primary ways to become a CEO, start your own company, and excel at stroking the egos of old white men.


Key phrase being "can be a competent one". I've met a lot of people with MBAs whom I wouldn't trust to operate a lemonade stand Smash. They hand those degrees out like candy. Executives who can consistently make good choices that benefit their companies are actually quite rare. And CEOs who start their own company absolutely have a huge impact on the success of said company.

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Yes. Which requires someone to make decisions like "what products should we start designing today because we think it'll be in demand 3 years from now when it hits market?".

Is that *really* your idea of what a CEO does? Decide what products to design?


Yes. Among other decisions.

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Just so I understand, in your mind, Jack Welch sat at his desk and thought "you know what will sell in 1985? an improved hydroelectric turbine and black light bulbs, I'm going to call down to the R&D fellows and get that going right away, @#%^ that sh*t they've had in the pipeline for 15 years"


No. Someone at the VP level came to Jack Welch with 12 different executive summaries with recommendations about different R&D projects, and he made the final decision regarding funding and priority for them. And if he didn't do so directly he chose the guy who did. Then years later, if they spent their R&D budget correctly, they were poised to make money in an emerging market. If they chose poorly, they lose money. CEOs make decisions about whether and where and how to expand the business. They make decisions about acquisitions. They make decisions about resource division across the company. Obviously, they have folks under them (usually several layers of folks) who deal with the details, but the big broad decisions will be made by the CEO.

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They made the decision to create those industries though Smash. That's like saying Ford just happened to luck into the car business at the right time. Ford made that the right time for the car business.

Ford happened to luck into the car business at the right time.


No. He made the decision to get into the car business when he did and to operate his company the way he did. That's why a century later, there are cars with his name on them.

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That's an unfairly easy thing to say after the fact though. How many people's names do we not know because they thought some other product would be huge and it wasn't?

Thousands, and that' the point. More to the point, many of there were absolutely right and the product WOULD be huge, they happened to be early to the market.


Yup. Which means they failed, while those who realized the right time for the right product succeeded. By your logic, no decisions anyone makes matters at all because it's just random as to whether they just happened to be the right ones. That's insane.


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Not because they were bad managers or had an inferior idea, just because of timing. Every "great idea" that "revolutionizes" something is almost certainly decades old. Do you think Ellison was really the only guy that figured out RDBMS was going to a big deal? Do you think Jobs was the only guy who realized that a digital music player would be a good idea?


So what? It wasn't random chance that one succeeds and the other does not.

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No. You couldn't. I get that this plays into your "rich people were just lucky" narrative, but it's simply not true.


It's not "my narrative"


Yeah. It kinda is. You've been spouting this narrative for as long as you've been posting here. White people were just lucky to pop out of the right ******, successful people were just lucky to get their jobs, etc. In your world, there's no skill at all involved in success. It's precisely the world view one adopts when they fully embrace Marxist theories. Individual actions can't matter, not because they don't, but because you're advocating eliminating any reward for them and it is more difficult to do so if people believe that their actions do matter in terms of their outcomes. It's the basic fundamental assumption lying at the ultimate core of everything you believe in. It's a cart before the horse approach, but then that's common on your side of the political fence.


CEOs are just an obvious and easy target Smash, but hardly the only ones. After all, never forget that the true enemy of the proletariat is not the rich, but the middle class (or even the concept of a middle class). If people believe that they can succeed by their own actions, then they'll be less likely to join the cause for government imposed equality. People only want enforced equality if they believe they'll never be above average. The trick is convincing a majority of a population that they have no chance of ever achieving that. This is why you use that narrative Smash.

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So what? It wasn't random chance that one succeeds and the other does not.

Yes, you stupid *******, that's *precisely* what it is.


Yeah. It kinda is. You've been spouting this narrative for as long as you've been posting here.


I'm sure that's true. The kids call it "reality".
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Yeah. It kinda is. You've been spouting this narrative for as long as you've been posting here. White people were just lucky to pop out of the right ******, successful people were just lucky to get their jobs, etc. In your world, there's no skill at all involved in success. It's precisely the world view one adopts when they fully embrace Marxist theories. Individual actions can't matter, not because they don't, but because you're advocating eliminating any reward for them and it is more difficult to do so if people believe that their actions do matter in terms of their outcomes. It's the basic fundamental assumption lying at the ultimate core of everything you believe in. It's a cart before the horse approach, but then that's common on your side of the political fence.


1. I'm not a Marxist.

2. You have exactly zero idea what "Marxist" means.

3. Contrary to the 1950's straw man version you seem to embrace (who knows why), individual achievement is fully embraced and actually required by socialism. Without it, it fails as a viable economic system. What isn't embraced, however, is the backward looking *granting of achievement* based on results. That's idiotic. That's not how any rational system should work. One of the lazier big lies of capitalism is that people get rich because they know more or work harder, etc. They don't.

By and large, they get rich because of luck. Not sure why that's so hard for you to deal with. In the US caste system, which class you're born into correlates with which class you die in at around .9. No other factor comes even vaguely close. Not ideology, little buddy, just math. Again with the math. Maybe you should take a high school statistics class or something?
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#486 Feb 08 2013 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
I think Steve Jobs has clouded gbaji's vision of what a CEO actually does. He was the exception, not the norm. For every Steve Jobs, there's a dozen Carly Fiorinas who should have been booted out the door with nothing more than a pink slip taped to their backs.

A CEO's job is not to design products. A CEO's job is to inspire a vision, motivate employees, and make pretty speeches at TED conferences. A CEO who has a failed vision, which is the majority of them, is just an interchangeable cog in today's modern business world. Every once in a while, a CEO gets the opportunity to make a life and death decision for the company, but the decision is largely made by committee, with the CEO giving the final thumbs or or thumbs down based on their recommendations. That CEO takes all the credit when things go well, and then gets fired when things go bad. Then they're usually scooped up by some other company, who knows why, when in reality a freshly graduated MBA has the same skill set and could probably do just as well at the actual day to day decisions.
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By and large, they get rich because of luck. Not sure why that's so hard for you to deal with.

Points for tact, I suppose.
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#488 Feb 08 2013 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Ya know Gbaji, I think that athletes, entertainers, and CEOs are all vastly overpaid. However, my issue with CEOs in particular, is that so many of them are making their big bucks by shafting the people that work for them. Too many people in the service industry cannot live on what they make. Too many people are forced to work hours of unpaid overtime lest they lose their jobs. Benefits are shrinking or being lost altogether.

That's my problem with today's corporate America. They have lost their souls, and they really need to find them.
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A CEO's job is not to design products.

Including Steve Jobs. It's to file for patents for Johnny Ive's work. THAT'S a CEO's job.
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I think Steve Jobs has clouded gbaji's vision of what a CEO actually does. He was the exception, not the norm. For every Steve Jobs, there's a dozen Carly Fiorinas who should have been booted out the door with nothing more than a pink slip taped to their backs.


I still wonder about Steve Jobs. The man was obviously talented, but he's taken on this weird almost demigod status over the last few years I'm not sure I completely understand.

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That's my problem with today's corporate America. They have lost their souls, and they really need to find them.


Very much doubt corporate America ever had a soul.

Besides we're supposed to abuse our employees and pass the savings on to our customers so it will enrich our stock holders. Who ironically are mostly our middle-class neighbors. We'll complain about our ridiculous working conditions with them while wondering if our retirement package is going to grow fast enough to get us out of the workforce on time.

Things are connected people! Smiley: motz

Or something... Smiley: um

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Who ironically are mostly our middle-class neighbors.

Haha, no. How quaint that you think so.
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Who ironically are mostly our middle-class neighbors.

Haha, no. How quaint that you think so.


Smiley: dubious

Was pretty sure if you include retirement investments the vast majority of people who owned stock would be considered middle class.

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Just because it was the first thing I came across, now down to 54% of Americans from 65% at the start of recession. That's still a lot of us.

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#493 Feb 08 2013 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
Yeah, the problem is that without Steve Jobs, Apple doesn't really have that visionary any more. They're floundering. What do they do now, but continue to release incremental upgrades to their phones?

That's not to say Jobs was perfect - the Cube was his idea and it flopped. But he kept a tight reign on product development and heads rolled when he wasn't happy, and he minimized mistakes for the most part (the antenna debacle notwithstanding.) More importantly, he knew how to hype up products like nobody else, to the point where the Apple fanboys drooled at the mere mention of a new thing.

Then what's the first thing that happens after he's gone? Apple Maps. Smiley: oyvey
#494 Feb 08 2013 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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CEOs are just an obvious and easy target Smash


That's all they are? That doesn't sound like something worth millions.

I'll call King post-haste and tell him he's got the boot. Maybe throw in some kind of monopoly joke, you know, play it businesslike.
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Just because it was the first thing I came across, now down to 54% of Americans from 65% at the start of recession. That's still a lot of us.


Hi. You said something you thought was right and it turned out to be wrong. It happens. Not a big deal. Happens to me all the time. Don't be someone who has to defend his wrong position through wilder and wilder justifications and backpedaling. We have that guy, already. One is plenty.

Seriously. Don't be that guy. The "middle class" even including pension funds and retirement etc owns a miniscule fraction of publicly held companies in the US. Unless you define "middle class" as including people with 8 figure net worth.
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The "middle class" even including pension funds and retirement etc owns a miniscule fraction of publicly held companies in the US.


Well yeah, but that's a different thing than the number of people who own stocks, isn't it?
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Well yeah, but that's a different thing than the number of people who own stocks, isn't it?


Sure, but your original post is obviously not referring to that:

quote]Besides we're supposed to abuse our employees and pass the savings on to our customers so it will enrich our stock holders. Who ironically are mostly our middle-class neighbors. We'll complain about our ridiculous working conditions with them while wondering if our retirement package is going to grow fast enough to get us out of the workforce on time.

Things are connected people![/quote]

What's relevant to this? Who controls and benefits from the decisions to cut worker pay etc and thus who has control of the company. If a hundred guys have 100 shares each and one has a million, most shareholders in the company might be middle-class - but the one who counts isn't.

Let me be clear. This is the most charitable reading possible of your post as well as the one which makes most sense. If you did not intend to claim that most shareholders are middle-class then you are not simpy mistaken as to a fact, as we all are from time to time, but you're basing your rant on a completely irrelevant statistic. That is to say, you can't reason for ****. This is the reason why this kind of ********* is so ridiculous when gbaji pulls it; even if it were believable, it only makes him look worse.
#498gbaji, Posted: Feb 08 2013 at 6:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) And this is improved in socialism? Lot of folks rising from poverty to riches in say France, or Belgium? In the US you have much greater odds of changing your station in life for the better than in most other countries. Socialism does not promise riches or even the chance at riches. It removes the chance of becoming rich in return for making poverty more bearable. It's a pretty horrific idea if you stop and think about it.
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However, my issue with CEOs in particular, is that so many of them are making their big bucks by shafting the people that work for them.


How many are "so many"? Perception isn't reality. The overwhelming majority of CEOs make their money while employing thousands of people and providing them better benefits and pay than they would likely get anywhere else in an environment where their skills and marketability will increase over time. The problem with CEOs is that they are the target of many on the left who will single out the rare exception and make it seem like the rule.

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Too many people in the service industry cannot live on what they make. Too many people are forced to work hours of unpaid overtime lest they lose their jobs. Benefits are shrinking or being lost altogether.


Just checked the list of the 25 highest paid CEOs in the US. Not one of them runs a service industry company. I think I counted one that ran an auto parts company, and one who ran a raw materials (copper, gold, lead, etc) company, so I suppose that's "close". I imagine you're talking about like McDonalds, or Macy's or something though, right? Not on the list.

Again, I suspect the problem is that most people have an incredibly skewed view of what corporations really do and how they really work. You see the small handful that the media puts in front of you and constantly tells you are terrible for this, that, and the other thing, while ignoring the overwhelmingly positive work experiences of millions of Americans who work for various corporations, most of which you've never heard of and don't even enter your radar screen in terms of your view of corporate America. It's not remotely like what you think.

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That's my problem with today's corporate America. They have lost their souls, and they really need to find them.


I'm sure that thousands of hours of media talking heads telling you this is what's informing your assumption though. Again, perception and reality are not the same thing.
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Well yeah, but that's a different thing than the number of people who own stocks, isn't it?


Sure, but your original post is obviously not referring to that


Well apologies then, I made my point poorly as people seem to be reading things there that weren't my intention.

It was just one of those things I found ironic in my own life. For example I would be irked at a company for mistreating their workers to cut costs, then would later on find myself wanting to squeeze the most I could out of my retirement money. Noticing among other things that the socially conscious investment option wasn't performing as well as the generic one and such.

Then you realize a lot of people are in that same boat. Many of us are choosing to have stocks as part of our retirement portfolio, and while we may not be the majority stockholder who's forcing some of the questionable practices to occur we're still benefiting from those actions nonetheless.

Or maybe I should just stick with bonds... Smiley: rolleyes

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Corporate America is just the return of Fascism. Capitalism by nature spawns fascism. Free markets controlled by the select few, with the influence to buy the people they need to buy. Hitler was a patsy,,,not diminishing the atrocities he committed with the power bought for him. **** Germany was a marriage of the corporations and the state.

The same is occurring across the free market world. Slowly but surely entire markets are consumed by few organizations of people. Fascism fled Germany and found a new home in America, and used its influence to spread it throughout the world. The media spins what the small groups dictate. They use buzz words like Socialism,Communism, and apparently Rush uses Marxism (cite: Gbaji). While the argument it is socialist is some what valid. They natural enemy of Socialism (equality) is Fascism (control) it makes perfect sense that the media is staunch supporters of anti socialist propaganda.

The same tactics were used by German media leading to the rise of the **** party, and the eventual destruction of the communist party in Germany. Ironically enough the wealthiest of Germans, Americans, and British, chose a social workers party, the very kind they sought to destroy. Some believe the **** party was set up to fail because it could later be said Socialist Politics cause this, Go propaganda.

The fact that the worker is under represented in the west is disturbing. Money is constantly being moved up the pyramid to the top. Less and less hands control the wealth of our entire societies. Some folks think this is fair, these people worked for it! So can you. When in reality the super rich, the guys who can afford to pull all the punches. The descendants of the perpetrators of the 1929 Stock Crash, the financial backers of WW2 to all major parties, the very people who walked away with billions of untraced public funds in 2008/9. Now the public not only bailed them out, but also has to repay them the money because many of these super rich families are share holders of the Federal Reserve. America owes money to the very people who the money was given.

Consolidation of wealth. While the worker scrapes by.

Edited, Feb 9th 2013 2:41am by rdmcandie
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