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#877 Feb 14 2013 at 7:56 PM Rating: Default
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lolgaxe wrote:
gbaji wrote:
I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes.
gbaji, two pages back wrote:
Votes are a substitute for weapons and civil war.


Key word: Substitute. We use votes to make determinations instead of weapons and civil war. Do you really have a disagreement with that? It does not mean that a single physical vote is equivalent to a single physical gun (or bullet for that matter). It means that the decisions are made based on the whole accumulation of "votes" instead of by using "weapons" to make "civil war". Get it? The better comparison is between the whole body of "voters" and the whole body of "people fighting in a war". But then, I've already said this several times, so if you haven't gotten it yet, you're either really slow or you're intentionally ignoring those parts so you pretend I'm arguing for something I'm not (ie: strawman).

Edited, Feb 14th 2013 5:58pm by gbaji
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#878 Feb 14 2013 at 8:00 PM Rating: Default
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Correct. Good thing I never said that. That was a bizarre strawman you pulled out all on your own. I said that the voting is a replacement for fighting in a civil war, and that each person voting was equivalent to an armed person fighting for his side in a civil war. I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes. Those were silly responses form the peanut gallery.


Which is yet again, completely irrelevant to the topic of discussion. You continue to make statements irrelevant to the topic and wonder why people get confused when they assume relevancy.


The topic of discussion is whatever we're discussing. Circular, I know. Don't strain yourself thinking about it.
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gbaji wrote:
Key word: Substitute.
Whatever you need to tell yourself as you scramble to cover your tracks, sunshine.
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Key word: Substitute.
Whatever you need to tell yourself as you scramble to cover your tracks, sunshine.


No track covering at all. I never said that one vote equals one gun, or one bullet, nor that the method of use was the same. Voting in an election is a replacement for using guns to fight a civil war. That does not mean I think that votes come with butt stocks and different capacity magazines or fling things at other people at high velocity and/or kill them, and it's silly that people go there. But then, much like Camelot, this place is very silly.

Edited, Feb 14th 2013 6:06pm by gbaji
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gbaji wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Key word: Substitute.
Whatever you need to tell yourself as you scramble to cover your tracks, sunshine.
No track covering at all.
Of course, sweety. Smiley: smile
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#882 Feb 14 2013 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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We should treat voting like guns because they're the same except all the times when they're not!
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Jophiel wrote:
We should treat voting like guns because they're the same except all the times when they're not!


Is this different than how we treat anything else? We treat cars and trucks the same except for the times when they're not the same, right? I mean, this is a concept we employ all the time in every other facet of our lives, but you can't noodle it out in this one case? Seem somewhat pointless to insist that we can't compare the common aspects of two things unless those two things are absolutely identical in every way.
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#884 Feb 14 2013 at 10:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji's arguments always remind me of the scene from Willow.

"Go in the direction the bird is flying!"
"He's going back to village!"
"Ignore the bird. Follow the river. "
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gbaji wrote:
We treat cars and trucks the same except for the times when they're not the same, right?

You meant "We treat cars and interpretive dance the same except for the times they're not, right?"

And, yes we do. Likewise, we're already treating guns and votes the same except for when they're not. Which is often since they're about alike as cars and interpretive dance.
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#886 Feb 15 2013 at 12:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now that I think about it, shooting a paper ballot to mark your vote would eliminate the problem of hanging chads.



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Registration and a record kept of each time you exercise the right? You're only able to own a gun once every couple years or so?

Treating guns likes votes? Bold move for someone from Illinois.


How about we allow people to use guns to vote?

No more hanging chads!


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Already made that joke! get your own.

I'll just vote you dead and claim it as mine.

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Already made that joke! get your own.

I'll just vote you dead and claim it as mine.



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Totem will be back here soon and see that his post from 2months ago is still at the top of the page. His head will blow up.
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gbaji wrote:
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Correct. Good thing I never said that. That was a bizarre strawman you pulled out all on your own. I said that the voting is a replacement for fighting in a civil war, and that each person voting was equivalent to an armed person fighting for his side in a civil war. I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes. Those were silly responses form the peanut gallery.


Which is yet again, completely irrelevant to the topic of discussion. You continue to make statements irrelevant to the topic and wonder why people get confused when they assume relevancy.


The topic of discussion is whatever we're discussing. Circular, I know. Don't strain yourself thinking about it.


So, you don't believe in the terms "irrelevant", "off topic", etc.? Kind of hypocritical as you seem to call things "irrelevant" all of the time. However, you are partly right. It is based on what WE are discussing, not what YOU want it to be.

You're confusing people's knack and inclination for responses with a change in topic. If everyone were on the same page as you, then they would understand your analogies. Instead, your analogies and statements are independent to the topic at hand. Then when posters respond to your posts with the intent of relevancy, you accuse them of nescience. When in reality, this is nothing more than a ruse to appear misunderstood. To be fair, the common population here often do that on their own, but in this case you're intentionally constructing it.

This is why when you asked a specific question on how to implement gun control without violating the 2nd amendment you responded to posts that had their responses intertwined with your irrelevancy. However, you ignored my post which was concise and on topic. You have no intention of actually talking about the gun control in question, but tangents that you created which is akin to the current Republican tactics.

"As long as we can keep people talking about stuff that isn't relevant to the discussion, or even true, then we can avoid having to talk about the actual issues at hand!".
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Already made that joke! get your own.
It's recycling.
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Already made that joke! get your own.
It's recycling reloading.

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Is this different than how we treat anything else? We treat cars and trucks the same except for the times when they're not the same, right? I mean, this is a concept we employ all the time in every other facet of our lives, but you can't noodle it out in this one case? Seem somewhat pointless to insist that we can't compare the common aspects of two things unless those two things are absolutely identical in every way.

Yes, an enfranchised right of citizenship and deadly physical object, nearly identical. Pairs more simmilar than your example: Ducks and Blue. Imagination and Talcum.
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As I worked on my Paint-by-Numbers kit, I was about to paint the sky but for some reason could not find the Duck segment in my paint kit. I suddenly came to the realization that this was one of the rare times that Ducks and Blue deviated from one another, and recovered, happily painting all the sections with a 2 in them.
#895 Feb 15 2013 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why stop with voting and guns? We should treat guns just like freedom of religion! If you're registered with the government, you're allowed to go to church. Or maybe if you have the correct voter registration you're allowed to keep soldiers from crashing on your couch but without that card, you don't get that right. The pen is mightier than the sword so we should have required tests to prove mental competence before allowing you freedom of the press.

Actually, given the usual comments section for any news article that last one isn't such a shabby idea. And it's treating words like guns!
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#896 Feb 15 2013 at 8:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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If words are like bullets then Gbaji is a machine gun that pulls to the right.
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If words are like bullets then Gbaji is a machine gun that pulls to the right.

I'm calling it.

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If words are like bullets then Gbaji is a machine gun that pulls to the right.

I'm calling it.

Top Joke of 2013.


Were that true, I think I'd quit the forum.
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If words are like bullets then Gbaji is a machine gun that pulls to the right.

I'm calling it.

Top Joke of 2013.


Were that true, I think I'd quit the forum.
Wouldn't you stay to see what new lows the Asylum can reach in it's next gay marriage & abortion thread?
#900 Feb 16 2013 at 5:46 PM Rating: Default
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When was the last abortion thread?
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