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#902 Feb 16 2013 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't you mean abomination?
#903 Feb 17 2013 at 6:57 AM Rating: Default
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I haven't won EVERY abortion thread, you give me too much credit.
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Any thread you post in is an abortion.

Don't you mean abomination?
I mean he's analogous to a bent coat hanger.
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I haven't won EVERY abortion thread, you give me too much credit.
The only thing that happens in threads you "contribute" to is that everybody loses.
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I haven't won EVERY abortion thread....

Bad call by the refs?
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Elinda wrote:
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I haven't won EVERY abortion thread....

Bad call by the refs?


They do as they're paid to do Smiley: sly
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I haven't won EVERY abortion thread....

Bad call by the refs?


Perhaps it was during that awkward season when we had the replacement mods.
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Was super busy this week, so picking this up (and cause I'm bored):

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Is this different than how we treat anything else? We treat cars and trucks the same except for the times when they're not the same, right? I mean, this is a concept we employ all the time in every other facet of our lives, but you can't noodle it out in this one case? Seem somewhat pointless to insist that we can't compare the common aspects of two things unless those two things are absolutely identical in every way.

Yes, an enfranchised right of citizenship and deadly physical object, nearly identical.


Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why? Hard to believe you'd even pretend to be that rock fucking stupid, but if you insist, I guess we'll go with it.
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why? Hard to believe you'd even pretend to be that rock fucking stupid, but if you insist, I guess we'll go with it.


Hell, I'm blind and even I saw what you were getting at.


Stoopid double quotes.Smiley: glare


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I wouldn't worry about it. He's just trying to find multiple ways to work enumerated into his posts. I don't believe he even knows what it means.
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why? Hard to believe you'd even pretend to be that rock fucking stupid, but if you insist, I guess we'll go with it.


Of course, it's obvious!!! Surely you know that... Obviously you must understand... etc, etc
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why?


No. I honestly do not. Could you please spell out for me how owning a firearm (which is an enumerated right) and voting (which you call an "enfranchised right of citizenship") are not similar at the very least by the fact that both are rights? That one consists of "ownership of a deadly physical object" is irrelevant since that's precisely what the 2nd amendment right is about.

I'll note (again) that I did not say they were identical, or even "nearly identical". I said that they were similar in one specific way and have restricted my comparison of the two to that aspect.

Edited, Feb 25th 2013 3:32pm by gbaji
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gbaji wrote:
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why?


No. I honestly do not. Could you please spell out for me how owning a firearm (which is an enumerated right) and voting (which you call an "enfranchised right of citizenship") are not similar at the very least by the fact that both are rights? That one consists of "ownership of a deadly physical object" is irrelevant since that's precisely what the 2nd amendment right is about.

I'll note (again) that I did not say they were identical, or even "nearly identical". I said that they were similar in one specific way and have restricted my comparison of the two to that aspect.

Edited, Feb 25th 2013 3:32pm by gbaji


And that "One specific way" is irreverent to the discussion if you do not believe that they are even at least "nearly identical". Why make a comparison of something that isn't in the least bit identical? What exactly was your motive?
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gbaji wrote:
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Given that ownership of the deadly physical object *is* an enfranchised right of citizenship (enumerated even!), aren't you making my case for me?

No. Do you really not see why?


No. I honestly do not. Could you please spell out for me how owning a firearm (which is an enumerated right) and voting (which you call an "enfranchised right of citizenship") are not similar at the very least by the fact that both are rights? That one consists of "ownership of a deadly physical object" is irrelevant since that's precisely what the 2nd amendment right is about.

I'll note (again) that I did not say they were identical, or even "nearly identical". I said that they were similar in one specific way and have restricted my comparison of the two to that aspect.

Edited, Feb 25th 2013 3:32pm by gbaji

Ok, so they're both rights (I'd not give that kind of power to the second amendment but just lets say). Now what?
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Ok, so they're both rights (I'd not give that kind of power to the second amendment but just lets say). Now what?


Both also represent empowerment of the individual. Both can be used as a tool to determine the outcome of a contest over leadership of a nation.

In a society where the next leader is determined by all the people forming into factions and fighting it out, isn't disarming the public similar to taking away the right to vote in a society where we vote to determine the next leader? Similarly, if we were to say disarm just some of the people, wouldn't that be similar to taking away the vote for some of the people? That's the analogy I was making.

They're not identical, but in this context, they do perform similar functions. Disarm the public in the first case and they have no say over who leads them (the faction who gains control of the military would I suppose, which btw we do see happen on occasion). Take the vote away from the public, and the same happens in a democracy (those with the right political connections, favors, whatever, will rise to power). Again, not identical, but definitely analogous.
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Ok, so they're both rights (I'd not give that kind of power to the second amendment but just lets say). Now what?


Both also represent empowerment of the individual. Both can be used as a tool to determine the outcome of a contest over leadership of a nation.

In a society where the next leader is determined by all the people forming into factions and fighting it out, isn't disarming the public similar to taking away the right to vote in a society where we vote to determine the next leader? Similarly, if we were to say disarm just some of the people, wouldn't that be similar to taking away the vote for some of the people? That's the analogy I was making.

They're not identical, but in this context, they do perform similar functions. Disarm the public in the first case and they have no say over who leads them (the faction who gains control of the military would I suppose, which btw we do see happen on occasion). Take the vote away from the public, and the same happens in a democracy (those with the right political connections, favors, whatever, will rise to power). Again, not identical, but definitely analogous.

It would seem we made the case for using the vote as our tool to govern rather than the gun way back when we started the country. I think that was a wise choice. Do you want to change the system now?

Seems to me under the current constitution a vote has far more 'right' than a gun - even weighing in the silly 2nd amendment. You can't really believe that we're allowed to own guns so we can defend ourselves from our tyrannical government? Our vote is what stands between us and a non democratic way of life - not guns. There's no equality when one person has a gun and the other doesn't. Guns (as weapons) provide power that is antithetical to the vote.

Besides as you so stubbornly refuse to acknowledge you're talking in metaphor. A gun is a tangible thing - a dangerous thing - unlike a vote. We restrict and track dangerous things. That makes the two 'rights' different enough to be incomparable in any useful sense.
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And that "One specific way" is irreverent to the discussion if you do not believe that they are even at least "nearly identical".


First off, the word you were looking for is "irrelevant". And no, analogies do not have to be identical to work. They only need to share a property that represents a similar relationship. So Dog is to Animal as Car is to Vehicle. This is the kind of thing most grade school kids can noodle out without much difficulty, but apparently it takes a special kind of idiot to insist that since Dogs aren't identical to Cars, that the relationship between dogs and animals can't be similar to that between cars and vehicles.

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Why make a comparison of something that isn't in the least bit identical? What exactly was your motive?


Because I can make comparisons of things that aren't identical and show that in some ways they are "similar'? Why is that wrong? I clearly stated at great length the point I was making with the comparison and therefore the context of said comparison. You're free to go read the dozen or so posts which should explain this to you if you're confused.
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It would seem we made the case for using the vote as our tool to govern rather than the gun way back when we started the country. I think that was a wise choice. Do you want to change the system now?


Of course not. I'm suggesting that absent an armed populace which *could* choose to vote with their guns rather than by writing on scraps of paper, the power of writing on scraps of paper can be eliminated without any means to prevent it (except for writing on yet more scraps of paper, which I hope you can see might be problematic in this scenario).

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Seems to me under the current constitution a vote has far more 'right' than a gun - even weighing in the silly 2nd amendment.


Quick aside: This kind of language is why pro-gun rights folks don't believe when people insist that they have no intention to eliminate/weaken the 2nd amendment, they just want to <insert regulation of the moment>. Just saying.

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You can't really believe that we're allowed to own guns so we can defend ourselves from our tyrannical government?


Sigh. That's precisely why the 2nd amendment exists.


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Our vote is what stands between us and a non democratic way of life - not guns.


How can your vote stand between you and a non democratic way of life? Seriously. Stop and think about that. Voting is an outgrowth of a democratic system of government, but voting does not cause democracy to exist, nor does it prevent it from failing to exist. You can't vote your way out of dictatorship, nor will voting prevent a dictator from taking power. You're foolish to think so.

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There's no equality when one person has a gun and the other doesn't.


In a democracy, there's no equality when one person has a vote and the other doesn't. Funny how that works.

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Guns (as weapons) provide power that is antithetical to the vote.


Guns empower those who own them. In a free society, where everyone is allowed to own them, then that power is spread evenly. In a society where only some are allowed to own them (like say the police or military), then that power is spread unevenly. Similarly, in a society where everyone is allowed to vote, the power of voting is spread evenly, while one in which only some are allowed to vote, it is not. Do I need to continue with the analogy, or is this sufficient to make my point?

As long as you and I are both free to own guns then we're both equal. That you may choose not to while I do is no different than me choosing to vote while you choose not to.

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Besides as you so stubbornly refuse to acknowledge you're talking in metaphor. A gun is a tangible thing - a dangerous thing - unlike a vote. We restrict and track dangerous things. That makes the two 'rights' different enough to be incomparable in any useful sense.


Yes. Which means a gun is still useful and dangerous and powerful even if the government should choose to ignore the results of a vote. They are different in that way. Um... But that's part of the point here, guns still work as a means of the people keeping their government honest in cases where votes do not. Think of it as a safety net for democracy. We don't want to have to use it, but if we should find ourselves in a situation where our votes cease to matter, we've not put all our eggs in that one ineffectual basket.
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I knew gbaji wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch, but I'm a little surprised that he actually thinks that owning a gun will keep the government in line. Or that he'll at least pretend to believe it.

There is simply no way that the firearms available to the public are going to in any way save your *** from a government that has nuclear weapons and unmanned drones.
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In a society where the next leader is determined by all the people forming into factions and fighting it out, isn't disarming the public similar to taking away the right to vote in a society where we vote to determine the next leader?

No.
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Sigh. That's precisely why the 2nd amendment exists.
That's ridiculous. If our government becomes tyrannical all pending rules are null and void and then the tyrannical government is free to take your gun.


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How can your vote stand between you and a non democratic way of life? Seriously. Stop and think about that. Voting is an outgrowth of a democratic system of government, but voting does not cause democracy to exist, nor does it prevent it from failing to exist. You can't vote your way out of dictatorship, nor will voting prevent a dictator from taking power. You're foolish to think so.
You stop and think. That's exactly what is does. We agree to settle our differences, elect our lawmakers, spend an inordinate amount of time and energy adjudicating and enforcing our laws by reason - reason, not guns. You think everyone having the right to own guns trumps that. You think that because you're allowed to own a gun by some stupid 2nd amendment loophole that you can play vigilante, raise a posse, saddle up and go after the tyrannical sheriff that fucked your cow? You have the right to own a gun or a club or a crossbow or a frying pan or a noose. You don't have the right to use any of those weapons to exact your will on others. That makes the 2nd amendment stuff kind of useless. And we're left with guns. Just another object of fascination and carnage.

You're a fool.

Go shut up now. you're so stupid. You'll argue the most stupid stuff just to keep arguing.



Edited, Feb 26th 2013 3:23am by Elinda
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I knew gbaji wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch, but I'm a little surprised that he actually thinks that owning a gun will keep the government in line. Or that he'll at least pretend to believe it.


I'm a little surprised that people continue to think this is a good counter argument. Me owning a gun? No. 50 million people owning guns? Yes.

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There is simply no way that the firearms available to the public are going to in any way save your *** from a government that has nuclear weapons and unmanned drones.


Where exactly are they going to be firing those nuclear weapons and unarmed drones? Let's remember to assume that this is some kind of coup in which the dictator to be actually wants to have a country to rule when all is done. I'm honestly curious why kind of scenario you think is going to go down in which the kinds of arms currently owned by private citizens all over the US would not create a massive hindrance to some would be dictator attempting to take complete control. There are far more scenarios where current privately owned firearms would make this nearly impossible for him to succeed than there are where those weapons would have no effect at all.
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#926 Feb 25 2013 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I knew gbaji wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch, but I'm a little surprised that he actually thinks that owning a gun will keep the government in line. Or that he'll at least pretend to believe it.


I'm a little surprised that people continue to think this is a good counter argument. Me owning a gun? No. 50 million people owning guns? Yes.

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There is simply no way that the firearms available to the public are going to in any way save your *** from a government that has nuclear weapons and unmanned drones.


Where exactly are they going to be firing those nuclear weapons and unarmed drones? Let's remember to assume that this is some kind of coup in which the dictator to be actually wants to have a country to rule when all is done. I'm honestly curious why kind of scenario you think is going to go down in which the kinds of arms currently owned by private citizens all over the US would not create a massive hindrance to some would be dictator attempting to take complete control. There are far more scenarios where current privately owned firearms would make this nearly impossible for him to succeed than there are where those weapons would have no effect at all.


It is somewhat amazing to me that you have swallowed this line. Even without nuclear weapons and drones, the government has FAR superior manpower and guns. They are going to be aiming at the moron who thinks his handgun is going to do diddly squat to a marine.
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