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#852 Feb 13 2013 at 11:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I vote that we shoot this thread. Dead.


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#854 Feb 14 2013 at 12:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whenever I cast my vote, a flock of doves takes flight in slow-motion.

The election judges are usually not pleased.
#855 Feb 14 2013 at 12:57 AM Rating: Good
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I vote that we shoot this thread. Dead.

How do I shot thread?
With babby who doesnt affraid of anything?
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#856 Feb 14 2013 at 2:13 AM Rating: Good
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Why can't I own a 1000 votes per minute precision voting machine?

I just want to exercise my right to vote.
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#857 Feb 14 2013 at 1:49 PM Rating: Default
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Eske Esquire wrote:
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How is casting a vote equivalent to shooting somebody? Isn't shooting somebody similar to shooting somebody? Did I miss an explanation?


Casting your bullet-vote helps you shoot (read: instruct) your electoral college commander to hold territory, thereby vote-killing the enemy persons. Unless your commander turns traitor, which would mean that he kills you with his betrayal voting cities. But if he's firing vote-blanks, you're okay, as long as you succeed with your saving roll.

Try to keep up.

Edited, Feb 13th 2013 8:26pm by Eske


I know that you're being facetious, but....


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#858 Feb 14 2013 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
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How is casting a vote equivalent to shooting somebody? Isn't shooting somebody similar to shooting somebody? Did I miss an explanation?


Casting your bullet-vote helps you shoot (read: instruct) your electoral college commander to hold territory, thereby vote-killing the enemy persons. Unless your commander turns traitor, which would mean that he kills you with his betrayal voting cities. But if he's firing vote-blanks, you're okay, as long as you succeed with your saving roll.

Try to keep up.

Edited, Feb 13th 2013 8:26pm by Eske


I know that you're being facetious, but....


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#859 Feb 14 2013 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now that I think about it, shooting a paper ballot to mark your vote would eliminate the problem of hanging chads.

#860 Feb 14 2013 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Now that I think about it, shooting a paper ballot to mark your vote would eliminate the problem of hanging chads.



What about, instead of shooting our votes, we voted by hanging guys named Chad?

Voting is basically just an analog to hanging people, anyway.

Edited, Feb 14th 2013 3:19pm by Eske
#861 Feb 14 2013 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Are the choices hang or shoot then? What about a third option?

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#862 Feb 14 2013 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Please, nobody ever takes the third option serious.
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#863 Feb 14 2013 at 4:22 PM Rating: Default
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No one is confused that one of the perks of stable government of whatever stripe is the lack of regular murdering to determine head of state.


And yet you're scrambling really really hard to insist that elections are in no way replacements for using violence to make those decisions. Which I find amusing as hell.

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We're all just laughing at you as you try and stretch it far beyond that because at some point you said to yourself "Hey, people like voting so if I say guns are just like votes, they'll have to agree with me! The perfect trap!"


It's not about it being a "trap". It's about it being the truth. It's just a truth that you don't want to acknowledge because it calls into question a political position you happen to hold. You're "laughing" because that's what liberals do when they realize that they don't have a good counter argument. When you can't win on logic or reason, just point and laugh. Laugh as loudly as you can. Make sure lots of other people see you do it so that they'll laugh with you and maybe not stop and think "wait a minute, that guy has a point".

Voting in an election is a substitute for arming yourself and fighting for a faction in a civil war. You can laugh all you want, but that's what it is. That's the purpose it serves. Forgetting that is foolish and stupid.
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And yet you're scrambling really really hard to insist that elections are in no way replacements for using violence to make those decisions. Which I find amusing as hell.

Yeah, no one believes that. If you call everyone laughing at your comparison "scrambling", you probably need an English class or two.

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It's not about it being a "trap". It's about it being the truth.

And yet you refuse time and again to accept the same rules on voting to apply to firearms. Funny that. I'm sure when you proposed your little challenge, it sounded so much better in your head.

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Make sure lots of other people see you do it so that they'll laugh with you and maybe not stop and think "wait a minute, that guy has a point".

I'm flattered that you believe my charisma to be such that everyone just follows my lead without thought or hesitation (they may be less flattered). But I'm confident that they'd see your comparison for the joke it is with or without me.

Edited, Feb 14th 2013 5:31pm by Jophiel
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someproteinguy wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
How is casting a vote equivalent to shooting somebody? Isn't shooting somebody similar to shooting somebody? Did I miss an explanation?


Casting your bullet-vote helps you shoot (read: instruct) your electoral college commander to hold territory, thereby vote-killing the enemy persons. Unless your commander turns traitor, which would mean that he kills you with his betrayal voting cities. But if he's firing vote-blanks, you're okay, as long as you succeed with your saving roll.

Try to keep up.

Edited, Feb 13th 2013 8:26pm by Eske


I know that you're being facetious, but....


Smiley: dubious

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Smiley: rolleyes

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#866 Feb 14 2013 at 5:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
How is casting a vote equivalent to shooting somebody? Isn't shooting somebody similar to shooting somebody? Did I miss an explanation?


Casting your bullet-vote helps you shoot (read: instruct) your electoral college commander to hold territory, thereby vote-killing the enemy persons. Unless your commander turns traitor, which would mean that he kills you with his betrayal voting cities. But if he's firing vote-blanks, you're okay, as long as you succeed with your saving roll.

Try to keep up.

Edited, Feb 13th 2013 8:26pm by Eske


I know that you're being facetious, but....


Smiley: dubious

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Smiley: rolleyes

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Smiley: wink
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Jophiel wrote:
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And yet you're scrambling really really hard to insist that elections are in no way replacements for using violence to make those decisions. Which I find amusing as hell.

Yeah, no one believes that.


Believes what? That elections aren't replacements for using violence to make those decisions? I think they do.

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It's not about it being a "trap". It's about it being the truth.

And yet you refuse time and again to accept the same rules on voting to apply to firearms.


Huh? I've at least twice given complete responses about which rules I think we should have in common for both. You apparently didn't like my "let's give a registration card to everyone who can own a gun and vote and use the same card for both" idea, because you never bothered to respond to it.

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Funny that. I'm sure when you proposed your little challenge, it sounded so much better in your head.


So you're all for handing a registration ID card to everyone who can legally vote and requiring them to present that when voting? Cause I'm perfectly find with handing a registration ID card to everyone who can legally own a gun and requiring them to present that when buying one (or carrying one outside their home). Your little rant would ring a bit more true if you'd even bothered to respond to what I wrote.

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Make sure lots of other people see you do it so that they'll laugh with you and maybe not stop and think "wait a minute, that guy has a point".

I'm flattered that you believe my charisma to be such that everyone just follows my lead without thought or hesitation (they may be less flattered). But I'm confident that they'd see your comparison for the joke it is with or without me.


I was talking about why you do it, not about whether it works. I kinda envision you kinda straining and laughing nervously going "Wow. That's just crazy. Isn't that crazy? Haha! Um... Really guys. Look how funny that is. I mean, no one could believe that! Guys?". All the while you're looking around and gauging people's reactions and hoping they're buying it.
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Believes what?

That I'm "scrambling" for anything. Particularly when everyone else seems to realize the same thing I do.
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Huh? I've at least twice given complete responses about which rules I think we should have in common for both.

But that wasn't the question. You were asking ME to decide on the fair laws that should apply to both. And when I applied the same laws we have NOW for voting to gun ownership you started backpedaling like a ****.
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So you're all for handing a registration ID card to everyone who can legally vote and requiring them to present that when voting?

I'm fine for treating guns like we treat voting. Mandatory registration, publicly available records of gun ownership (including dates of every instance of purchase) and strict laws and penalties (including imprisonment) for possession of unregistered weapons.
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I was talking about why you do it, not about whether it works. I kinda envision you kinda straining and laughing nervously going "Wow. That's just crazy. Isn't that crazy? Haha! Um... Really guys. Look how funny that is. I mean, no one could believe that! Guys?". All the while you're looking around and gauging people's reactions and hoping they're buying it.

It's nice that age hasn't diminished your vivid, childlike imagination Smiley: smile
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But that wasn't the question. You were asking ME to decide on the fair laws that should apply to both.


No. I said we should treat them equally under the law. You then went off on a bizarre tangent inventing ridiculous rules that would treat them very unequally.

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And when I applied the same laws we have NOW for voting to gun ownership you started backpedaling like a ****.


You didn't apply the same laws. You came up with how you thought the laws should be applied. I responded by saying that they should apply differently. That's a difference of opinion Joph. I think that we should apply the same rules for both. You and I disagree on what "the same" means though.

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So you're all for handing a registration ID card to everyone who can legally vote and requiring them to present that when voting?

I'm fine for treating guns like we treat voting. Mandatory registration, publicly available records of gun ownership (including dates of every instance of purchase) and strict laws and penalties (including imprisonment) for possession of unregistered weapons.


That's not the same though. We don't register "votes". We register voters. And the registration is not tied to the act of voting. Registration simply means you are legally allowed to vote. I have absolutely no problem with a registration that simply says "this person is legally allowed to own a firearm". I've sated that many times.

You want to track people's gun purchases and ownership. But that's more like tracking how people vote. It's not analogous in terms of basic registration. I'm opposed to a system which tracks how people vote in any election and I'm similarly opposed to a system that tracks which guns people buy and how many they own. And as I already explained, I oppose both for more or less the same reason.


You want to track the guns people own. I want to make sure that only those legally allowed to own guns can buy them. Just as I don't want to track how people vote, I just want to make sure that only those people who are legally allowed to vote do so. You've presented a ridiculous scenario in response to my proposal. I'll ask again: Why don't we just maintain a database of people registered to own a gun and a database of people registered to vote. Hand out ID cards to those people that are tied to that registry. When they go to vote, they swipe their card at any polling place to prove their eligible to vote, and they can then vote. When they go to buy a gun, they swipe their card at any gun store to prove their eligible to buy a gun, and then they can buy a gun. The systems are maintained and if the status of anyone in the system changes, it's instantly reflected and will prevent them from voting or buying a gun.

Simple. Effective. No one's privacy gets infringed, and we close the loopholes in both systems. But you don't want to register people to own guns. You want to track gun ownership. Those are completely different things. And I'll wager you would oppose a voter registration system like the one I've proposed, because, well that's a good question. Why would one oppose such a system? Seems like it would be a much better way of managing things.
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That's not the same though.

Probably because votes aren't guns, huh? For instance, guns aren't an action. When you purchase a gun, it tends to stay where you put it. When you cast a vote, you're done. You don't carry a vote in your pocket. You can't sell a vote as a physical item. You can't stockpile votes in your basement. Amazing!

It's not a difference of opinion, it's a difference of reality. I'm treating guns as votes within the framework we have for voting and applying it to physical, permanent objects. You're hung up on ignoring these obvious differences and pretending that they're the same things. Then everyone laughs at you and you flip out and accuse me of leading a gaggle of hysterical drones with my Pied Piper like powers of persuasion Smiley: laugh
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#871 Feb 14 2013 at 6:57 PM Rating: Good
I don't know where gbaji votes, but every time I have ever voted there was someone there with this big book of names and I had to sign it next to my name. If that's not recording the fact that I voted, I'm not sure what it is.

And in case you need that spelled out, gbaji, that would equate to recording every gun purchase. Not necessarily what try purchased, but that they did purchase a firearm.
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Signing your name is also you attesting that you are, in fact, legally registered to cast that vote. You are actively registering your vote for that election.

This is different from the step where some election judge says "Yep, you're on the list" which is what Gbaji's card swipe would accomplish.

Speaking of election judges, I'm assuming Gbaji is also in favor of restricting gun purchases to a select geographic zone where your house is.

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That's not the same though.

Probably because votes aren't guns, huh?


Correct. Good thing I never said that. That was a bizarre strawman you pulled out all on your own. I said that the voting is a replacement for fighting in a civil war, and that each person voting was equivalent to an armed person fighting for his side in a civil war. I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes. Those were silly responses form the peanut gallery.

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For instance, guns aren't an action.


Correct. The physical paper you write on when you vote isn't an action either. The act of voting is an action. And the act of fighting is an action. The difference is whether we decide who wins by counting up votes on pieces of paper, or by having the sides fight it out for real.

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When you purchase a gun, it tends to stay where you put it. When you cast a vote, you're done. You don't carry a vote in your pocket. You can't sell a vote as a physical item. You can't stockpile votes in your basement. Amazing!


Yes. But the results of that vote don't disappear immediately after voting either. And you retain the right to vote in each election. It's not about the physical vote, but the concept of "being able to vote". Similarly, it's not about the physical gun, but the concept of "being able to own a gun" that matters here.

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I'm treating guns as votes within the framework we have for voting and applying it to physical, permanent objects.


Which isn't what I originally was talking about. I was talking about treating "registering to vote" the same as "registering to own a gun". And I'm more than happy to apply the same rules to both. Tracking every gun purchase would be equivalent to tracking how you voted.

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You're hung up on ignoring these obvious differences and pretending that they're the same things.


No. I'm saying that those obvious differences only matter to someone who's ignoring what I'm saying and arguing a strawman instead. You can't treat guns identically to votes because, as you yourself pointed out, there are differences between them. Which is why I didn't propose that. I proposed that we use the same method to register people's legal ability to vote as we'd use to register people's legal ability to buy guns. You're trying to expand that into something I never argued for.

I'll ask for the third time: Do you have a disagreement with what I proposed? If so, why? You still haven't really addressed this.

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I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes.
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Correct. Good thing I never said that. That was a bizarre strawman you pulled out all on your own. I said that the voting is a replacement for fighting in a civil war, and that each person voting was equivalent to an armed person fighting for his side in a civil war. I never directly equated guns to votes, or bullets to votes. Those were silly responses form the peanut gallery.


Which is yet again, completely irrelevant to the topic of discussion. You continue to make statements irrelevant to the topic and wonder why people get confused when they assume relevancy.
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Signing your name is also you attesting that you are, in fact, legally registered to cast that vote. You are actively registering your vote for that election.

This is different from the step where some election judge says "Yep, you're on the list" which is what Gbaji's card swipe would accomplish.


Except that the reason we sign our names is so that they can compare it to the list of people registered to vote. It's only required because we currently do not have any system in place for them to determine this. But if we had the card I proposed we would, and thus there would be no need to sign in.

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Speaking of election judges, I'm assuming Gbaji is also in favor of restricting gun purchases to a select geographic zone where your house is.


Don't be silly. As I've said repeatedly, analogies are not identical cases, they are similar cases. The restriction regarding voting and geography is a construct of our specific voting process, not an aspect of voting in general. Also, you're certainly allowed to use absentee balloting if you don't happen to be in your district on election day. And if you move, you can vote wherever you move to.

Um... Such a card could also potentially eliminate the geographical restriction (for voting, not for what you're voting on of course, cause that would require a radical change of our system). The card could contain information about what district/state/city you're registered to vote in allowing it to be used in conjunction with voting machines to automatically present you with the correct set of voting options regardless of where you actually are, and submitting that to the tally for that geographical region. Obviously, this would require more work than a simple "yes/no" response (although that would already have to identify that you're registered in the district you're voting in and haven't already voted so it's more of a technical problem with the voting machines than anything else). So you're kinda backwards. I don't want to restrict things. I want to open them up and make things easier.
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