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#1 Dec 07 2012 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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You may have heard the story from a few days ago:

A couple radio station djs call up a the hospital where Kate Middleton is being treated for morning sickness. They pretend to be the Queen and the Duke. They chat with a nurse. The nurse seems fooled. She gives them some info though nothing terribly personal if I recall.

The next day the djs apologize - I'm sure in an attempt to keep their jobs.

Today the nurse they talked to was found dead.

Weird.

Is there a connection between the call and the death?

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#2 Dec 07 2012 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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The next day the djs apologize - I'm sure in an attempt to keep their jobs.


I theorize this won't be sufficient to keep their jobs anymore.
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#3 Dec 07 2012 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I feel bad for the nurse but...
1. She likely broke the law if she gave out information. She's not allowed to do that.
2. A reasonable response to getting pranked is not "kill myself." The DJ's had no idea that she would do so, as it's not the reaction a person with a normal mind would have.
3. If she killed herself, it was her choice alone. DJ's shouldn't be held responsible.
4. They'll still probably lose their jobs.
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#4 Dec 07 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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What kind of prank is that, anyway? Were they asking funny questions or something?
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The Queen mum didn't take kindly to the release of information and had her assassinated.
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Kate Middleton had the nurse killed. She looks all smiles and sun dresses but beneath lies the black heart of a vengeful monster.

I wouldn't be surprised if Middleton didn't do the deed herself.

Edited, Dec 7th 2012 10:34am by Jophiel
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What kind of prank is that, anyway? Were they asking funny questions or something?

IIRC, they called up pretending to be the royal family and asking information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy and condition and whatnot. Apparently they convinced the receptionist to reveal some personal information (which I believe is illegal), but nothing too interesting.
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#8 Dec 07 2012 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Diana had her boys Biggie and Pac come out of hiding to take the nurse out.
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2. A reasonable response to getting pranked is not "kill myself." The DJ's had no idea that she would do so, as it's not the reaction a person with a normal mind would have.


On the other hand most pranks don't embarrass you on a global scale.

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Kate Middleton had the nurse killed. She looks all smiles and sun dresses but beneath lies the black heart of a vengeful monster.

I wouldn't be surprised if Middleton didn't do the deed herself.


It was the butler, in the kitchen, with the candlestick.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Middleton didn't do the deed herself.


Don't be ridiculous.

She made the baby do it.
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According to CBS, the nurse who killed herself wasn't even the one who gave any information.
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A nurse who was on the receiving end of a hoax call to elicit information about the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge was found dead Friday in an apparent suicide.

King Edward VII Hospital said Jacintha Saldanha had been a victim of the call made by two Australian radio disc jockeys, who impersonated Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles to elicit information on the duchess.
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Hospital officials said Saldanha was the nurse who answered the initial call from the radio station, not the one who divulged the medical information about the duchess, Peter Ashcroft, who is handling media relations for the hospital, tells CBSNews.com.

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According to CBS, the nurse who killed herself wasn't even the one who gave any information.

There are times when facts are an important part of a story which has consequences of people's lives. There are other times when facts ruin a light heated mocking of the death of some random limey.

Stop ruining it!
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#13 Dec 07 2012 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Did the nurse die when paparazzi chased her through a tunnel?
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#14 Dec 07 2012 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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Did the nurse die when paparazzi chased her through a tunnel?


I think it was the baby in the tunnel with the little blue pills.
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Even the royal assassins are horrible. Smiley: oyvey
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They send an assassin after a nurse for being an unwilling accomplice in a leak that Kate was no longer 'retching' and was in good health.

But I'm pretty sure no one is dead yet because of those blurry tits, ***, and bush photos of her.
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Maybe someone killed the nurse because she's failed so far to get high resolution T&A photos of the Duchess. I mean, ****, she's lying in a bed probably half sedated. How hard could it be?
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#18 Dec 07 2012 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
A couple radio station djs call up a the hospital where Kate Middleton is being treated for morning sickness.

Who?
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A couple radio station djs call up a the hospital where Kate Middleton is being treated for morning sickness.

Who?


I think she used to be married to Tommy Bahama Cruiser, that crazy sciencey~mixologist guy that jumped on a couch in Oman

Edited, Dec 7th 2012 10:15pm by stupidmonkey
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