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#1 Nov 14 2012 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/11/14/mcafee-founder-goes-into-hiding-denies-killing-neighbor-in-belize.html

John McAfee made millions when he sold his stake in the well-known antivirus software company. Now the eccentric entrepreneur is on the lam, wanted for questioning in the slaying of a retired contractor who lived near him in San Pedro, Belize.

Oh, Belize. Someday I shall retire there with my cache of guns and 11 viscous dogs, to live the quiet life of a **** insane tech company founder.
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I'll admit, I never stopped to think that "Kaspersky" was a thing besides a string of characters denoting some software security firm.

Speaking of names, it annoys me that something called "The Daily Beast" has become a quasi-respectable journalism outlet.

Edited, Nov 14th 2012 8:03am by Jophiel
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During the event, the 67-year-old McAfee—who was accompanied by his 17-year-old girlfriend and his bodyguard—.
I don't feel so safe and secure anymore.
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He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!
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He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!

He has a team of underage ninja hookers, it's just not in the article. He calls them his "security essentials".

Try the veal.
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If you're going to have a team of ninja hookers, underage is the only way.
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The shear stress of living in the thick of the sticky heat of Belize must have finally gotten to him.
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IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.
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IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.

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I love Belize, but it is a haven for some real crackpots.

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I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.

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Someday I shall retire there with my cache of guns and 11 viscous dogs, to live the quiet life of a batsh*t insane tech company founder.

10W-40 or Synthetic? Smiley: clown
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11 dogs would have a high resistance to flow.

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I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.
Makes it slightly easier to sell online without it flagging.
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In July, McAfee began touting his new business venture called “observational yoga,” a practice where people would pay $200 a month to sit in a chair and watch people do yoga.

It's unfair that I'm not batshit insane enough to think of things like this and then actually do them rather than laugh it off as a ridiculous joke.
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Billionare tech inventors all look the same.
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In July, McAfee began touting his new business venture called “observational yoga,” a practice where people would pay $200 a month to sit in a chair and watch people do yoga.
It's unfair that I'm not batshit insane enough to think of things like this and then actually do them rather than laugh it off as a ridiculous joke.
The chairs are all divided by privacy screens, and you get a complimentary box of Kleenex.
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