Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Final Stretch Election ThreadFollow

#452 Nov 06 2012 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
CNN is showing rally scenes from Chicago and Boston. No one in Boston is smiling.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#453 Nov 06 2012 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
CNN breaking news! GOP to keep control of the House! Crowds shocked!
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#454 Nov 06 2012 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
Avatar
******
26,965 posts
Dutch news site says it's Obama 52 - Romney 46 in Wisconsin. With Obama leading in Ohio and New Hampshire as well that means Romney needs to win every other state for a draw. I can understand the lack of smiles.
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#455 Nov 06 2012 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
With Obama leading in Ohio and New Hampshire as well that means Romney needs to win every other state for a draw. I can understand the lack of smiles.

Florida not called for Romney yet is a terrible sign for them. Still, they could obviously win tight races in VI, FL, and OH and win, but...they're not their own target audience. They aren't morons.

PA called for O.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#456 Nov 06 2012 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
Skelly Poker Since 2008
*****
15,666 posts
My Nebraskan farmer baptist sister just posted a gif to fb that reads "No matter who is president, Jesus is King". She's such a trooper.
____________________________
Alma wrote:
Post and be happy!
#457 Nov 06 2012 at 8:18 PM Rating: Default
Avatar
****
8,939 posts
I'm really hating Florida.
____________________________
Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:

I'm biased against statistics
#458 Nov 06 2012 at 8:20 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Elinda wrote:
"No matter who is president, Jesus is King"

I told you Obama wasn't responsible for the unemployment numbers.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#459 Nov 06 2012 at 8:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
So how about that internal Romney polling showing PA tied and in play?
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#460 Nov 06 2012 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
Avatar
*****
19,632 posts
My birthday is January 20. I'm going to be **** if I have to watch Mitt Romney's stupid face on my 23rd...
____________________________
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#461 Nov 06 2012 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
Wisconsin called for O. Romney needs a miracle.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#462 Nov 06 2012 at 8:32 PM Rating: Good
Tracer Bullet
*****
12,563 posts
Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that **** state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.
____________________________
Na Zdrowie
#463 Nov 06 2012 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Even if Obama loses VA and FL, once he gets Ohio, it's essentially impossible for Romney to win.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#464 Nov 06 2012 at 8:33 PM Rating: Default
Avatar
****
8,939 posts
Jophiel wrote:
So how about that internal Romney polling showing PA tied and in play?


I didn't even know anything about "internal polling" till yesterday... another reason why I don't like these polls.
____________________________
Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:

I'm biased against statistics
#465 Nov 06 2012 at 8:34 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#466 Nov 06 2012 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
From National Review Corner:

"Senator Portman tried to pump up the crowd here in Columbus, but they were having none of it. It’s remarkably downbeat here: All eyes are glued to television screens and smart phones, and the aides and staffers aren’t saying anything. A few people are sitting glumly on the sofas, and the general mood is pretty tense. "
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#467 Nov 06 2012 at 8:34 PM Rating: Default
Avatar
****
8,939 posts
trickybeck wrote:
Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that @#%^ing state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.


Eff Florida.. I've moved on to Ohio..

I'm sorry Florida, you know I didn't mean it..Smiley: bowdown
____________________________
Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:

I'm biased against statistics
#468 Nov 06 2012 at 8:35 PM Rating: Good
Worst. Title. Ever!
*****
14,699 posts
Jophiel wrote:
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.


But that pan handle is going to win it for R.
____________________________
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
#469 Nov 06 2012 at 8:36 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.

It'll be a long night for those slack jawed yokels to get a useful number up. Hopefully VI or OH comes in before midnight and I can sleep.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#470 Nov 06 2012 at 8:37 PM Rating: Good
Avatar
******
26,965 posts
trickybeck wrote:
Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that @#%^ing state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.
Showing 14k advantage to Obama for me at 79% counted.
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#471 Nov 06 2012 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
CBS Calls New Hampshire for that Kenyan fellow.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#472 Nov 06 2012 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
Romney's massive momentum seems to have whisked Gbaji right off the thread. The power of it is amazing.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#473 Nov 06 2012 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
No ThiefX or Crazylegs either! They must be at the victory rallies.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#474 Nov 06 2012 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Aw, I don't see knoxxsouthy lurking either. That makes me sad :(
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
#475 Nov 06 2012 at 8:43 PM Rating: Default
Avatar
****
8,939 posts
I can't wait to see FOX celebrate. I really can't make fun of anyone Facebook since the vast majority of my "Friend list" is Dem.
____________________________
Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:

I'm biased against statistics
#476 Nov 06 2012 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
Avatar
******
26,965 posts
At least FL bounced back to 50/50 with a 10k lead for Obama so that's something? Edit: aand back to 50-49 for Obama.

Edited, Nov 7th 2012 3:46am by Aethien
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#477 Nov 06 2012 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
***
1,877 posts
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Aw, I don't see knoxxsouthy lurking either. That makes me sad :(


Of course not, then he would have to come up with the bet money. Smiley: tongue
____________________________
#swaggerjacker
#478 Nov 06 2012 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Breaking News: Florida results unskewed to match Rasmussen -- Romney now leading by 15%
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#479 Nov 06 2012 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
Unforkgettable
*****
13,205 posts
I know live streaming can be pretty rough but whoever is working the soundboard for Politico is not doing a very good job.
____________________________
Banh
#480 Nov 06 2012 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Is that how voting works?
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
#481 Nov 06 2012 at 8:46 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
MA Senate called for Warren.

You're welcome.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#482 Nov 06 2012 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
CNN calls senate wins for Warren (MA) and Donnelly (IN)
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#483 Nov 06 2012 at 8:47 PM Rating: Good
Unforkgettable
*****
13,205 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
MA Senate called for Warren.

You're welcome.
How could you elect someone who pretends to be an Indian?
____________________________
Banh
#484 Nov 06 2012 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Smasharoo wrote:
You're welcome.

Good job. Smiley: thumbsup
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#485 Nov 06 2012 at 8:49 PM Rating: Good
Worst. Title. Ever!
*****
14,699 posts
Has Boehner always had a lisp?
____________________________
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
#486 Nov 06 2012 at 8:50 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
How could you elect someone who pretends to be an Indian?

A HARVARD Indian! I swore a death pact at a secret society to just vote for any Harvard professors that ran, so I didn't have much choice.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#487 Nov 06 2012 at 8:53 PM Rating: Default
Avatar
****
8,939 posts
I predict the winner is a Harvard Graduate with a white mother.... 99.9% sure... according to my awesome inner polls
____________________________
Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:

I'm biased against statistics
#488 Nov 06 2012 at 8:53 PM Rating: Excellent
At least it wasn't a blood oath.
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
#489 Nov 06 2012 at 8:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
That dumb pension amendment is going to pass in IL.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#490 Nov 06 2012 at 8:56 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
At least it wasn't a blood oath.

No, thank goodness, we just kill a Yalie. This sounds challenging, but the gutters of New Haven are full with homeless Yale PhDs.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#491 Nov 06 2012 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
Unforkgettable
*****
13,205 posts
Good thing Romney played to 30000 in PA.
____________________________
Banh
#492 Nov 06 2012 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Seriously, Republicans, stop putting complete dipshits on the senate ballot. How did you guys manage to fuck this election up and stay the minority party?
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#493 Nov 06 2012 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
What's wrong with Iowa? Do they not get to vote?

Nevermind, they close at 10pm.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 8:59pm by Xsarus
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
#494 Nov 06 2012 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Sir Xsarus wrote:
What's wrong with Iowa? Do they not get to vote?

We pick one state per election. Iowa drew the short straw.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#495 Nov 06 2012 at 9:00 PM Rating: Decent
Avatar
****
7,460 posts
So looks like FL and OH are going to end up Blue. Good night.
____________________________
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR **** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS **** SHITTY BINARY ASS. ALL DAY LONG.

#496 Nov 06 2012 at 9:02 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
So looks like FL and OH are going to end up Blue. Good night.

Either one will do.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#497 Nov 06 2012 at 9:04 PM Rating: Excellent
Cervixhouse-Five
******
30,635 posts
A chick I used to baby sit is on my friends list on Facebook and she wrote that she was appalled and saddened by some random guy on the news saying that we weren't a "Christian nation" any more. One of her friends commented, "It's true. If we were, we never would've let a Muslim into the White House."

Smiley: facepalm

I hate people.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:05pm by Belkira
#498 Nov 06 2012 at 9:05 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
Fuck, Romney won Montana. Why do I keep hoping the Brokeback Mountain vote will come through?
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#499 Nov 06 2012 at 9:07 PM Rating: Good
Worst. Title. Ever!
*****
14,699 posts
Smasharoo wrote:
Fuck, Romney won Montana. Why do I keep hoping the Brokeback Mountain vote will come through?


If Ledger were still alive, maybe.
____________________________
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
#500 Nov 06 2012 at 9:08 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,244 posts
Axlerod moustachio chances for survival looking good.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#501 Nov 06 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
So, if/when Obama wins that means Michael Barone gets run out of town and has to live under a bridge, eating mice, right? Because hearing the conservatives laud his predictions for the past week felt a lot what I imagine being a Republican and hearing about Nate Silver must be like.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 25 All times are in CDT
Aethien, Poldaran, Anonymous Guests (23)