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#502 Nov 06 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Default
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Belkira wrote:
A chick I used to baby sit is on my friends list on Facebook and she wrote that she was appalled and saddened by some random guy on the news saying that we weren't a "Christian nation" any more. One of her friends commented, "It's true. If we were, we never would've let a Muslim into the White House."

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I hate people.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:05pm by Belkira


Religious people embarrass me..... Atheist are just as dumb, but they seem to be more quiet.
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#504 Nov 06 2012 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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Akin got legitimately raped...
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#505 Nov 06 2012 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
InTrade has gone to 95% Obama. Time to buy some Romney shares for a huge profit!!

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#506 Nov 06 2012 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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One Romney advisor has given up already.
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#507 Nov 06 2012 at 9:16 PM Rating: Decent
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So, if/when Obama wins that means Michael Barone gets run out of town and has to live under a bridge, eating mice, right? Because hearing the conservatives laud his predictions for the past week felt a lot what I imagine being a Republican and hearing about Nate Silver must be like.

Don't be silly, failing at prediction has no penalty in US public life.
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#508 Nov 06 2012 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
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CBS is detailing about how strangely white women in Iowa have won it for Obama.

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#509 Nov 06 2012 at 9:18 PM Rating: Good
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They voted for him last time. Once you go Barrack...
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Don't be silly, failing at prediction has no penalty in US public life.

I hope you didn't think I was being serious. Was playing off the smug conservatives yesterday predicting Mr. Silver crucified after Romney sweeps the nation.

Obama up about 50,000 in FL.
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#511 Nov 06 2012 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Obama up about 50,000 in FL

Given how late the Dade/Broward stuff usually finalizes that feels like game over, but I've sworn of micro analysis this year. When Gwen Ifel tells me the brother won, I'll go to sleep.
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#513 Nov 06 2012 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Fucking useless Bob Kerry. No more Dem candidates named Kerry.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 10:22pm by Smasharoo
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#514 Nov 06 2012 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
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If Obama wins the EC, but loses the popular vote, make sure to bolt down the furniture so it isn't upended when all the liberal pundits jump to the other side of that argument.
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#515 Nov 06 2012 at 9:23 PM Rating: Default
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Yea, I"m not going to sleep until it's over... since everyone will be staying up, it's not a big deal.
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#516 Nov 06 2012 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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If Obama wins the EC, but loses the popular vote

He won't. That's basically out of the question at this point. Romney could conceivably win the EV and lose the popular vote, but it would almost require obvious fraud in OH at this point.
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#517 Nov 06 2012 at 9:23 PM Rating: Excellent
I love Fox, the anchor interrupted this one guest, almost begging him to stop saying Obama will probably win.
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VA needs to step up. Obama is down like 1% in friggin NC and a million-thousand percent in VA
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#519 Nov 06 2012 at 9:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Tim Kaine wins. There's a Macacca pun somewhere, but I'm 5 Guinness in, so, no, I got nuthin.
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Freepers saying that "They are using FOX to discourage the Republican voters in the West." Smiley: laugh
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#521 Nov 06 2012 at 9:30 PM Rating: Default
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They should make the states that matter have their polls close early like at 1600.....
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#522 Nov 06 2012 at 9:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.
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#523 Nov 06 2012 at 9:32 PM Rating: Decent
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VA needs to step up. Obama is down like 1% in friggin NC and a million-thousand percent in VA

Fairfax not in. 95/5 Obama wins. Ticket splitting Kaine/Romney will be extremely rare, I'd think. Who knows, though, I haven't been there in a while.

I lied about the micro analysis. I figure since I'm hammered, I'll worry less about it at least.
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
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#526 Nov 06 2012 at 9:35 PM Rating: Excellent
My hotel will deliver beer to me for another hour and a half, so I'm settled in.
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
That'll show him!
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He's going to say ********** America" and drop the mic.

Probably offer to release his tax returns and take the country private. Also wouldn't rule out shoe polish blackface ala "Silver Streak" in late attempt to appeal to black voters.
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#529 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.


Outsourced laborers bringing him binders full of concession speeches.

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#530 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
Scott Browns speech was pretty good.
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#531 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.
What about "***** you guys, I'm going home!"?
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#532 Nov 06 2012 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?
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This guy who paid CNN to run his political ad at 9:40pm on election night sure knows how to spend money.
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#535 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Politico still shows a 1% lead for Romney, but I know nothing about the counties.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:41pm by Xsarus
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Demea wrote:
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
That'll show him!


Darn skippy.. I'm a super delegate.... even though TN is RED..Smiley: glare I wish I were in a state that mattered.
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#537 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?
Showing 40k behind for me. 80k behind in NC and 20k ahead in FL.
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#538 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Apparently a few people on intrade are going for the big payout long shot,
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CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?

Kaine will win. If Fairfax county is really only 1% in, Obama will win by 2%.
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We should have done this in IRC.

Do people still use IRC?
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#541 Nov 06 2012 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
I remember IRC. They asylum had a channel and everything.

Doesn't help my post count though.
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IRC doesn't give +1's.
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I remember IRC. They asylum had a channel and everything.

Doesn't help my post count though.


You're an Admin, do something about that. Words to Post Count credits. IRC would boom with activity.
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#545 Nov 06 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Why is every station carrying all of browns speech. Surely it isn't that interesting. He's just rambling at this point.
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IRC doesn't immortalize my inane comments for future generations to appreciate.

We have binders full of them that we force Hannah to read as a punishment.
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#547 Nov 06 2012 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Joph, I'm counting on you clearing 60K this election.
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#548 Nov 06 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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We have binders full of them that we force Hannah to read as a punishment.

Do you also make her analyse Gbaji's and Jophs *** marriage arguments?
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Joph, I'm counting on you clearing 60K this election.

Unskew my post count and I'm already at 71,500
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#550 Nov 06 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Default
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