Plus, the quoting style is totally wrong.
Why don't you just keep drinking the kool aid etc
True, true. Let's analyze further, for teh lulz.
Why aren't you over there @#%^?
Deployments are on three~four year cycles and I just got back from Afghanistan two years ago. What's your excuse? Edited, Sep 14th 2012 10:43pm by lolgaxe
I pay people that cant do anything else to do it for me. If a few of you have to die for my right to burn the koran pissing off a billion muslims so be it. After all you must preserve my right to express myself.
Now, the first sentence is vintage varus. All hubris, but exaggerated just enough that you suspect that even he doesn't believe what he's saying.
The second sentence brings us further away, however, making it crystal clear that the sock is being ironic. The third sentence drives the nail into the varus-theory's coffin, being painfully ironic, and of a different manner of speaking. Varus certainly wouldn't use the phrase "express myself" for fear that it made him sound like the gheys.
No, y'all are definitely correct. 'Tis the sock of another, verily. Edited, Sep 14th 2012 11:26pm by Eske