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No I'm an independent,
You do realize that rather than people having the impression that you're a thoughtful considered person who doesn't see the world in black and white and considers each candidate on their merits, which is likely the intent. People instead see you as a fucking buffoon who shouldn't be allowed to participate in civic affairs due to incompetence. Unless you're 19 years old, there is no possible valid reason for not having a party identification at this point.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You trying to be the next Ronmey or something? 
Sure we're only 30%-ish of the electorate or so compared to the 47% he was complaining about, but darn it there's still hope for us right?
Sure we're only 30%-ish of the electorate or so compared to the 47% he was complaining about, but darn it there's still hope for us right?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Smasharoo wrote:
No I'm an independent,
You do realize that rather than people having the impression that you're a thoughtful considered person who doesn't see the world in black and white and considers each candidate on their merits, which is likely the intent. People instead see you as a fucking buffoon who shouldn't be allowed to participate in civic affairs due to incompetence. Unless you're 19 years old, there is no possible valid reason for not having a party identification at this point.
I missed having this guy around.
Kavekk wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
No I'm an independent,
You do realize that rather than people having the impression that you're a thoughtful considered person who doesn't see the world in black and white and considers each candidate on their merits, which is likely the intent. People instead see you as a fucking buffoon who shouldn't be allowed to participate in civic affairs due to incompetence. Unless you're 19 years old, there is no possible valid reason for not having a party identification at this point.
I missed having this guy around.
I miss having people around that were worth him going after, instead of having him just randomly lash out with non-sequitur angst against people who're too familiar with him to be trolled.
Edited, Sep 25th 2012 3:10pm by Eske
Jophiel wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
You can pick your party, but you can't pick your party members.
"Look, one of you guys is going to HAVE to go cleric..."
You just want free healthcare!
Just as Planned.
I miss Joosters.
Seriously, anyone remember those things? They were great.
Seriously, anyone remember those things? They were great.
Timelordwho wrote:
You can pick your party, but you can't pick your party members.
When I was little, my uncle used to say, "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
Uncles are weird.
Smasharoo wrote:
No I'm an independent,
You do realize that rather than people having the impression that you're a thoughtful considered person who doesn't see the world in black and white and considers each candidate on their merits, which is likely the intent. People instead see you as a fucking buffoon who shouldn't be allowed to participate in civic affairs due to incompetence. Unless you're 19 years old, there is no possible valid reason for not having a party identification at this point.
You're not old enough to be this cranky yet.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Little left from Romney seems about accurate I generally am conservative, but thats canadian conservative which is like little league conservatism compared to the Republicans. However I refuse to vote for Harper because he is not a Conservative. He is Reformist, crazy right wingers that I thought died in the 90's.
Edited, Sep 26th 2012 12:50am by rdmcandie
Edited, Sep 26th 2012 12:50am by rdmcandie
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Debalic wrote:
You're not old enough to be this cranky yet.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
You know you're killing babies right? Baby murderer.
I hear they're delicious with ketchup.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
crazylegz1975 wrote:
You know you're killing babies right? Baby murderer.
I hear they're delicious with ketchup.
Get em early enough and they come with their own.
Edit: huked on foniks wurked fer me
Edited, Sep 26th 2012 12:10pm by Yodabunny
crazylegz1975 wrote:
You know you're killing babies right?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
crazylegz1975 wrote:
You know you're killing babies right?
Why do I have a vague recollection of gbaji saying something along these lines before?
That makes zero sense, but I suppose when your entire gimmick is to try to anger people you don't really need to.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
crazylegz1975 wrote:
You know you're killing babies right?
Why do I have a vague recollection of gbaji saying something along these lines before?
Because you're a @#%^ing imbecile. But you already know this.
I rated you up for using imbecile instead of the much more popular idiot or ******. Varus 2.0 has expanded his vocabulary.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
lolgaxe wrote:
Debalic wrote:
You're not old enough to be this cranky yet.
Which would be adorable, if he was a precocious six year old...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
What's truly sad is you thinking I have the power to anger anyone at all.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
And yet you just said that I did.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Apparently reading comprehension is also something you only try to do.
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