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Dennis Miller claims he had an epiphany when 9/11 occurred that only conservatives knew how to defend us, yadda yadda. I think he's moderate on social issues and might be more libertarian but, really, I just find his show tedious and so never listen to it enough to say for sure.
I think the epiphany was that he was a ****** topical comedian and his Regan jokes were getting a little stale. Given the state of Conservative comedy, I'm sure he saw a market ripe for plundering. Amazingly, godfather Foxworthy allowed him to live for some strange reason.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
No debate on him being shitty.
And Vikki Jackson writes a blog for World Net Daily
And Vikki Jackson writes a blog for World Net Daily
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
And Vikki Jackson writes a blog for World Net Daily
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
At least Victoria Jackson had the decency to realize she wasn't funny and fell off the Earth.
You need to give her some credit though. She was smart enough to take a part in the awesome UHF.
Add flight to the long list of things Romney doesn't understand.
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
Romney wrote:
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
Add flight to the long list of things Romney doesn't understand.
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
Romney wrote:
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Add flight to the long list of things Romney doesn't understand.
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
Romney wrote:
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous."
Yes Governor, being able to open the windows on airplanes is a wonderful idea. The GOP should make it part of their platform.
Even better is to introduce fresh oxygen to an enclosed fire! Brilliant!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Dennis Miller claims he had an epiphany when 9/11 occurred that only conservatives knew how to defend us, yadda yadda.
"Pre-emptively killing all the brown people! Brilliant!"
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Even better is to introduce fresh oxygen to an enclosed fire! Brilliant!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Really, is it that hard for this guy to keep his trap shut. A year ago all he had to do was keep it shut and he would had a decent chance of winning. While each little gaff is not that big on it's own they do start to add up.
RavennofTitan wrote:
Really, is it that hard for this guy to keep his trap shut. A year ago all he had to do was keep it shut and he would had a decent chance of winning. While each little gaff is not that big on it's own they do start to add up.
You mean like this little gem.....
NPR wrote:
Scott Pelley asked the former Massachusetts governor if he thought "the government has a responsibility to provide health care to the 50 million Americans who don't have it today?"
Responded Romney:
"Well, we do provide care for people who don't have insurance ... if someone has a heart attack, they don't sit in their apartment and — and die. We pick them up in an ambulance, and take them to the hospital, and give them care. And different states have different ways of providing for that care."
That was basically Romney's way of saying that people who don't have insurance can always go to the hospital emergency room.
Yet in 2010, in an appearance on MSNBC, Romney said almost exactly the opposite: "It doesn't make a lot of sense for us to have millions and millions of people who have no health insurance and yet who can go to the emergency room and get entirely free care for which they have no responsibility," he said at the time.
Responded Romney:
"Well, we do provide care for people who don't have insurance ... if someone has a heart attack, they don't sit in their apartment and — and die. We pick them up in an ambulance, and take them to the hospital, and give them care. And different states have different ways of providing for that care."
That was basically Romney's way of saying that people who don't have insurance can always go to the hospital emergency room.
Yet in 2010, in an appearance on MSNBC, Romney said almost exactly the opposite: "It doesn't make a lot of sense for us to have millions and millions of people who have no health insurance and yet who can go to the emergency room and get entirely free care for which they have no responsibility," he said at the time.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
2010 doesn't count because it wasn't a presidential election.
Edited, Sep 25th 2012 9:40am by lolgaxe
Edited, Sep 25th 2012 9:40am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Then she revised her estimation: “This week I called it incompetent, but only because I was being polite,†she wrote. “I really meant ‘rolling calamity.’" That left Chris Wallace at Fox News questioning Ms. Noonan’s “conservative bona fides.â€
Always reload never retreat!
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/sarah-palin-advice-mitt-romney-rogue-210258156.html
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
rdmcandie wrote:
Always F5 never retreat!
Fixed for Gbaji's sanity.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
rdmcandie wrote:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/sarah-palin-advice-mitt-romney-rogue-210258156.html
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Fascist!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
varus would completely disagree with this
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
It must be the restof the GOP that scares the bejezus out of me
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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Your results
Romney all the way!
For the most part, you agree with Romney's ideas. You consider yourself a Republican, and you're ready for the GOP to take back the White House!
Romney all the way!
For the most part, you agree with Romney's ideas. You consider yourself a Republican, and you're ready for the GOP to take back the White House!
No I'm an independent, I vote for people on both sides of the aisle, and I really don't care much who wins this year; but keep guessing.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
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Your results
Romney all the way!
Romney all the way!
Edited, Sep 25th 2012 1:07pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
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Your results
Romney all the way!
Romney all the way!
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Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Your results
You lean left.
You might just be a Democrat, or at the very least an independent. You probably agree with most of President Obama's polices, and you understand the importance of government spending and oversight.
You lean left.
You might just be a Democrat, or at the very least an independent. You probably agree with most of President Obama's polices, and you understand the importance of government spending and oversight.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
rdmcandie wrote:
Your results
You lean left.
You might just be a Democrat, or at the very least an independent. You probably agree with most of President Obama's polices, and you understand the importance of government spending and oversight.
You lean left.
You might just be a Democrat, or at the very least an independent. You probably agree with most of President Obama's polices, and you understand the importance of government spending and oversight.
Same as rdm.
Ew.
You can pick your party, but you can't pick your party members.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
You can pick your party, but you can't pick your party members.
"Look, one of you guys is going to HAVE to go cleric..."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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