So this happened, more or less:
Hilary Rosen: Ann Romney has never worked a day in her life.
Ann Rombey: Oh yeah? I CHOSE to work at home and raise five boys!
Hilary Rosen: Okay maybe I didn't mean it quite like that. I'm sorry.
Dems: Wait a minute, so you believe women deserve choices, Mrs. Romney? SO DO WE!
Catholic League: Haha, Ann Romney's a real woman, unlike that ******* Rosen who had to ADOPT her kids.
Mothers of adopted children: What the ****? I thought the Catholic church was pro-adoption!
Conclusion: Ann Romney is pro-choice and the Catholic church is now anti-adoption.