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#1 Mar 29 2012 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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The Megamillions Lottery jackpot is up to $540,000,000 -- a world record! Will you be participating?

Going to buy in?
No, because I hate lotteries and say witty things like "It's a tax on being dumb":6 (17.1%)
No, because I don't live in a state hosting the lottery/in the US/too young/not sure where the gas station is:3 (8.6%)
Wait, there's a lottery?:4 (11.4%)
Sure, I'll buy a single ticket just for the daydreams:12 (34.3%)
I'm buying multiple tickets. Gonna win this one!:6 (17.1%)
I'm buying into an office pool so it'll end up like the post-Lufthansa heist scenes in Goodfellas:2 (5.7%)
I'm going to whine below because internet forum polls are srs bzines:2 (5.7%)
Total:35
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#2 Mar 29 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I meant to get a ticket or two today and never got around to it, so I'll run out tomorrow and buy 2, maybe 3. Just for the lulz. And also, I've won $30 on Powerball before, I might just pull that off again!
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#3 Mar 29 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm totally going to win and get a moneybin like Scrooge McDuck.
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#4 Mar 29 2012 at 6:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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I might buy a ticket for the lulz, but honestly I'm in the "Wait, there's a lottery?!" category.

After my father became too disabled to bowl any more, he started putting his bowling money into the lottery. He got it all back because at the time GA was using the lotto to fund the Hope Scholarship, which I used for my first year of school for a free ride from the state.
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#5 Mar 29 2012 at 6:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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My mom mentioned this to me last night. She's buying several tickets, but I'm not because I'm broke until I get paid next week. Oh well. Maybe if she wins, she'll share with me. [:hopeful:]
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#6 Mar 29 2012 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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Going to spend thirty million on tickets, sounds like a good investment.
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#7 Mar 29 2012 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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I bought a few tickets. We gotta pay for edjumacation in this country somehow.
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#8 Mar 29 2012 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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I'll buy one, because might as well.
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#9 Mar 29 2012 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'll buy one, because might as well.

Hey - you never know!


Actually, I think that's the slogan for the New York Lottery.



Edited, Mar 29th 2012 8:31pm by Debalic
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#10 Mar 29 2012 at 6:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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It'll only be like an eighth of a billion dollars after taxes.

******' Obama.
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#11 Mar 29 2012 at 6:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Couple hundred million will buy you a lot of Super PAC ads!
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#12 Mar 29 2012 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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Red Doctor don't come cheap. Smiley: frown
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#13 Mar 29 2012 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Red Doctor don't come cheap. Smiley: frown

Cheaper than finding a grackle handler.
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#14 Mar 29 2012 at 7:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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With my riches, I could hire Red Doctor to handle my grackle.

If you know what I mean. 'Cause I sure don't.
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#15 Mar 29 2012 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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If you had half a billion dollars, no one would need to know what you meant. You'd have a robot for that.
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#16 Mar 29 2012 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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I'd buy you a green dress.

But not a real green dress. That's cruel.
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#17 Mar 29 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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One year for my birthday I didn't want anything in particular, so we had a party and I asked everyone to bring me lottery tickets. I had hundreds.

I won five bucks.

I'm not the one the lottery fairy is looking for.
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#18 Mar 29 2012 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
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I literally can't afford lottery tickets at the moment and probably wouldn't buy any if I could.
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#19 Mar 29 2012 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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I ran across the street and bought 1 (literally, just 1 entry). I can spare a buck to spend the evening imagining the trip around the world I'd take to celebrate my winnings.
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#20 Mar 29 2012 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'm $15 up on lottery tickets, so I guess I could purchase that many in tickets and still unconditionally maintain some sort of weird, undeserved sense of pride.
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#21 Mar 29 2012 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
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Since I had to fill up the old gas tank anyway, I dropped five bucks on the lottery while I was there. If I miraculously beat the odds and actually win, my first act shall be to purchase Zam and change it's name back to Allahkazam.
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#22 Mar 29 2012 at 9:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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My office always does a pool when it gets big, so I am in there, and I may have spent five bucks to go solo also.

That sounds dirty.
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#23 Mar 29 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Decent
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So...any plans on how to spend this kind of moolah? I'd pay my way into the PGA Tour.
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#24 Mar 29 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
So...any plans on how to spend this kind of moolah? I'd pay my way into the PGA Tour.


I announced today at work that if I won, I would keep my job, I would just do it horribly.
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#25 Mar 29 2012 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Debalic wrote:
So...any plans on how to spend this kind of moolah? I'd pay my way into the PGA Tour.


I announced today at work that if I won, I would keep my job, I would just do it horribly.


With that kind of scratch, the better idea would be to buy the company and fire everyone you don't like.
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#26 Mar 29 2012 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Turin wrote:
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Debalic wrote:
So...any plans on how to spend this kind of moolah? I'd pay my way into the PGA Tour.


I announced today at work that if I won, I would keep my job, I would just do it horribly.


With that kind of scratch, the better idea would be to buy the company and fire everyone you don't like.


I just want to sit there, doing a horrible job, have someone say something to me, and then buy the company, so I can fire THAT person.

"You know, you aren't really doing any work, I might need to let you go."

"NO, IT IS I WHO MUST LET YOU GO!!"

Smiley: lol
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