I was watching Fox last night, and TMZ came on. I didn't change the channel, instead just left it on in the background. Then I heard something about a woman with two vaginas being offered 1 million dollars by Vivid to produce a porno.
Of course I had to find out more, but I won't be posting any link since they are a bit graphic. Some interviews are saying that 1 in 3000 women have a form of this "Uterus Didelphys". Also, the stories mentioned that she was called a freak by her teenage boyfriends. I laughed at a couple of the comments to the articles which referred to those guys as idiots.
Apparently she is still fertile, and could potentially conceive in both uteri.
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She must spend a fortune in tampons...and I don't envy her the cramps she must have.
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I have a friend who has two uteri, but only one ******.
Kangaroos have three vaginas, and two uteri. 
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I'm suddenly aware that there's probably furry kangaroo **** out there, somewhere.
I was happier not knowing that.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
One of my dad's girlfriends had that, got preggers and lost her baby, so not always double the fun. :P
She should have used the spare.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wasn't enough room in there apparently. That's why women shouldn't be anorexic! LOL
He should have filled both compartments, like a dishwasher.
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Remind me never, ever to use your dishwasher or any of your dishes...
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Nilatai wrote:
Kangaroos have three vaginas, and two uteri.
In googling this, I found:
A) A disturbing picture of the interior (I think) of a human uterus on Wikipedia
B) A FAQ on a furry site about the reproduction of kangaroos, including the little-known fact that kangaroos can delay the implantation of an embryo for months
and C) A video on YouTube of someone (I hope to God a vet) displaying a kangaroo's ******.
Kangaroo nightmares tonight, here I come.
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C would be hilarious if it were done to 1970s midi synthesizer porno music.
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I hope both of her cuteboxes are on the same cycle. Can you imagine having 2 separate periods a month?
I ate kangaroo when I was down under. Not sexually, but with a fork and knife.
It wasn't too bad.
It wasn't too bad.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Too many puns still makes that sound like you were gnawing on some kangaroo ******.
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I hope both of her cuteboxes are on the same cycle. Can you imagine having 2 separate periods a month?
From what I recall of the story when it was on the local news, they're not.
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