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#102 Dec 13 2011 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's how we know you're lying. Smiley: schooled
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#103 Dec 13 2011 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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This place needs another rating tier. Sub-default doesn't accurately represent the depths of doodiness varus descends to with his stoopid stuff.
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#104 Dec 13 2011 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was thinking more along the lines of Michelle cutting back on her tax payer funded half a million dollar vacations she's so fond of taking so often.

Stop getting your news from the Freeper forums Smiley: laugh

Although, again, I appreciate the depths of your desperation and panic that you'll do anything to change the subject away from the GOP field.

Edited, Dec 13th 2011 2:29pm by Jophiel
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#105varusword75, Posted: Dec 13 2011 at 3:42 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Elinda,
#106 Dec 13 2011 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Look at how hard he's trying to change the subject and it just isn't working. Smiley: lol
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#107varusword75, Posted: Dec 13 2011 at 3:53 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
#108 Dec 13 2011 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know you're much too stupid to understand human behavior, much less your own, but if you believed it were stupid you wouldn't be so desperate to try to get people to forget how out of touch with humanity Romney is. Smiley: smile
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#109varusword75, Posted: Dec 13 2011 at 3:57 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#110varusword75, Posted: Dec 13 2011 at 4:00 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lagaga,
#111 Dec 13 2011 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can clearly see the sheer desperation in your posts to draw attention away from Romney's idiotic speech gaff. I don't blame you for trying so hard to get away from the topic, though. It's sad, but understandable.
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#112 Dec 13 2011 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Who's more greedy - Mitt or Newt?

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During a morning appearance on Fox News, Mitt Romney said Newt Gingrich should return the $1.6 million in payments he received from mortgage financial giant Freddy Mac.


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What's Gingrich's response? He said this morning "if Governor Romney would like to give back all the money he's earned from bankrupting companies and laying off employees over his years at Bain than I would be glad to then listen to him."
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Gotta say the Newt wins that exchange, but the void of stupid just got bigger by both of them talking at once. Does no one in your country care about issues? or do they just care about which candidate is less of a piece of **** personality wise?
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#113 Dec 13 2011 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does no one in your country care about issues? or do they just care about which candidate is less of a piece of sh*t personality wise?
The thing is they, both sides mind you, talk up a big game during elections about how they're different and how they stand and et cetera et cetera, but once they get into office they melt into a middle of the road generic caricature of a politician who is little more than a figurehead. So really the only thing that does matter is how they carry themselves and their personality when being that puppet. Granted, it's not like we're very good at choosing our puppets either, but still.
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#114 Dec 13 2011 at 4:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I like the part where people try to argue politicians aren't out of touch with reality and the people they represent.
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Does no one in your country care about issues? or do they just care about which candidate is less of a piece of sh*t personality wise?
The thing is they, both sides mind you, talk up a big game during elections about how they're different and how they stand and et cetera et cetera, but once they get into office they melt into a middle of the road generic caricature of a politician who is little more than a figurehead. So really the only thing that does matter is how they carry themselves and their personality when being that puppet. Granted, it's not like we're very good at choosing our puppets either, but still.


Oh I wasn't pointing fingers at any one party, I happen to think both are equally useless.
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I don't need to address the GOP field. See the new Gallup polls? Turns out both Newt and Romney beat Obama in a head to head

You're just precious Smiley: smile

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A new USA Today/Gallup poll in 12 swing states finds President Obama now trails Mitt Romney among registered voters by 5 points, 43% to 48%, and Newt Gingrich by 3 points, 45% to 48%.

That's a bit worse than the president fares nationwide, where he leads Gingrich 50% to 44% and edges Romney 47% to 46%.

Unfortunately, Gallup doesn't offer crosstabs on the swing state polling to see which states leaned in which direction.

Edit: Back to the primaries, some dude named Andrew Kaczynski has been doing all sorts of amateur opposition work against Romney and has been digging up stuff that should make Gingrich **** himself with joy. Money quote at 0:50...



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#117 Dec 13 2011 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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lagaga,

Or I'm sick of all the msm press this is receiving when Michelle Obama's 500k vacation was completely ignored by the msm.

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/nearly-half-million-send-michelle-africa


And i know you're not the brightest tool in the shed but surely even you can see that 10k of someones own money being bet is nothing compared to 500k of taxpayers money being spent on a vacation.


Most interesting part of that article is that of that 500k, it appears that 425k of that was used for costs related to the plane flying them across the world.

I can throw out meaningless numbers too. It cost taxpayers @226k every time Bush flew to his ranch.

*numbers on this site are all estimates they are up-front about with no solid proof
#118 Dec 13 2011 at 6:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't get it, Joph. What did Romney say that was so bad? Was it "moderate"?

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"Progressive"!
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That's a pretty good soup.
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#121 Dec 13 2011 at 6:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't get it, Joph. What did Romney say that was so bad? Was it "moderate"?



Associating that word with a republican candidate is akin to throwing a bucket of water on a witch.
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#122 Dec 13 2011 at 6:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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I admit, it kinda freaks me out that the two Pubbie candidates I could live with are both Mormons. I must be drifting right, along with nearly everyone else. /shudder
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Out of context, this becomes quite a bit more awkward.
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#125 Dec 13 2011 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK~!

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#126 Dec 13 2011 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Fine, fine. It's perfectly normal out of context.

Smiley: clown
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#127 Dec 13 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's better.
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That's a pretty good soup.


Chunky 4 lyfe.
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#129 Dec 14 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, Romney picked up the all-important "I'm not a witch! Just like you!" endorsement.

He must have such mixed feelings right now. Smiley: laugh


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#130 Dec 14 2011 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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I admit, it kinda freaks me out that the two Pubbie candidates I could live with are both Mormons. I must be drifting right, along with nearly everyone else. /shudder


Yeah, it's an alarming trend.

Still, at least it should put a stop to all this undesirable immigration business. Did you know that, if current trends continue, there'll be five Mexicans for every chair in the United States? No one will be able to sit down!

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#131 Dec 14 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.

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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.


Maybe they could send unwanted furniture up, too?

It's just a shame this didn't happen during the European empty chair crisis. We could have sorted each other's problems out very neatly.
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#133 Dec 14 2011 at 6:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mmm, Ikea in Greece.

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#134 Dec 14 2011 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.
They're what, pinning twenties to their shirts before swimming the river?
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They need to ensure that the US has ample funds to continue buying drugs and... umm... pinatas. So they send us money for it. It's like welfare!
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My second act as Supreme World Leader, after sorting out Israel and Palestine, will be to legalize all drugs, with a 15% tax. Then use the tax to subsidize any farms that switch over to marijuana and opiate production to undercut the Mexican cartels.
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You haven't really thought that plan through, have you?
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My second act as Supreme World Leader, after sorting out Israel and Palestine, will be to legalize all drugs, with a 15% tax. Then use the tax to subsidize any farms that switch over to marijuana and opiate production to undercut the Mexican cartels.

Would you follow this by implementing a universal dental plan?
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#139 Dec 14 2011 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lisa needs braces.
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#140 Dec 14 2011 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dental Plan.
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I'd totally trade in my current dental plan for a keg of beer. The keg is worth more than my deductable.
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Edited, Dec 14th 2011 2:06pm by Jophiel
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#144 Dec 14 2011 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh my god, Romney is doing so bad he's transformed into Obama!
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They could be saying that Obama has a real chance at winning the GOP Iowa caucuses!
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#146 Dec 14 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Somewhere, some rednecks just wrote Romney off for good because they now think he's black.
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#147 Dec 14 2011 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's even better with the tag line across the bottom.

Does Fox only use interns?
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Fox's interns probably also intern at the Daily Show.
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That would still be evidence of a complete lack of fact checking on their behalf.
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#150 Dec 16 2011 at 7:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Why bother checking facts when the mindless drones who are your primary audience will eat anything you feed them?
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You didn't know Bill O'Reilly is the second coming of Christ?

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