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#1677Almalieque, Posted: Dec 14 2011 at 10:15 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So, I'm finally in Kuwait and we get the briefing to check the doors of the latrines because some were converted and women were walking in the men's latrines. We were talking about that in my section in how if it were the opposite (man walking in the woman's latrine) that the guy would be kicked out of the military (not literally).
#1678 Dec 14 2011 at 10:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alma wrote:
is a lazy cop out from avoiding the fact that you know my assessment is accurate.
Well, it is pretty lazy, but it doesn't make you any less stupid with your historically inaccurate assessment. Smiley: smile
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Funny how EVERY conversation I have OUTSIDE of ALLAKHAZAM, people tend to agree with.
Funny how EVERYONE you have that conversation with OUTSIDE of ALLAKHAZAM can make you go away by simply agreeing and walking away. But you're too stupid to realize that too.

Edited, Dec 14th 2011 11:19pm by lolgaxe
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#1679 Dec 15 2011 at 12:25 AM Rating: Excellent
Oddly enough, most of my friends have a lot of the same values that I have as well. Whoodathunk it?
#1680 Dec 15 2011 at 1:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well; you already stated that you do not believe in the supernatural; so you obviously do disagree; but because it supports your statement you are choosing not to acknowledge that because you want to look like you are being fair.


If I witness anything supernatural, we can have another discussion on this. Since I haven't, I don't believe. He believes he did, I wasn't there, so I can't judge.

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In your statements about Peter founding the church etc.. well you are right.. to continue that debate would really turn this into a purely theological argument; and since you don't believe in any of it anyway I'm not going to waste any of our time pointing out the flaws in the basis for the Catholic church and and the erroneous labeling of the church fathers as "priests" and "popes".


It's only erroneous in your opinion. Your good book says otherwise. My question is why did you get to pick & choose what parts apply & what doesn't & who the fuck are you too q1uestion anyone else's belief in the supernatural? It's akin to having a debate on whether or not a Vampire could kick a Werewolves ***.

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Well, I'm sorry, but they all cannot be right; like most Christians like to think for the sake of compromise..


When dealing with an all powerful all knowing omnipotent supernatural deities- It'd certainly be in the realm of possibility that everyone is "right" (or wrong): from the Catholics to the Christians to the Discordians to the the Pastafarians.
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Well G-D tells us to worship no other but Him.. so anything else you say to justify it is meaningless to the debate. Sorry. Am I being a douche by stating a scriptural fact?


Nope, I mispoke. She's venerated but not worshiped. As I said previously, you pray with her not too her, if you feel like it.
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Baseless slander


Historical Fact is not slander, dude.

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Peter was called "The Rock" because he was stubborn and hard-headed.


Nah, the Aramaic name of Peter meant Rock.

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Jesus spoke Aramaic, and, as John 1:42 tells us, in everyday life he actually referred to Peter as Kepha or Cephas (depending on how it is transliterated). It is that term which is then translated into Greek as petros. Thus, what Jesus actually said to Peter in Aramaic was: "You are Kepha and on this very kepha I will build my Church."


Linky.

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I suppose that the brand of evangelism that you would approve of would be complete silence or just patting everyone on the head and agreeing that everything is correct? Nope. If someone doesn't see that they are standing in the path of an oncoming train; it would be an act of gross criminality not to do whatever it takes to see where they are and what they need to do.


Until God comes down & tells us otherwise, you all have as good a chance of being right as wrong & can provide no evidence that your flavor is "more" right than any others. Dawkins thinks you're retarded, I don't give a **** either way, & you're too opinionated to entertain the fact that someone else might be right: JUST LIKE DAWKINS.
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#1681 Dec 15 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Alma's friends have low standards? Color me shocked.
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#1682 Dec 15 2011 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
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I don't care how straight you are. If there's a naked person in front of you, you're going to check them out. If only for comparison's sake.

It's a quick glance and it is usually involuntary.

Is that what Alma is afraid of? Or is he afraid that a gay guy will get instantly hard while looking at his junk?
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#1683 Dec 15 2011 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
I think he's more afraid of how he will react when the other guy gets hard. It's a hell of a lot easier to sell himself on the lie that is his life if he doesn't actually suck a ****.
#1684 Dec 15 2011 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
Don't worry, it's only gay if the balls touch.
#1685 Dec 15 2011 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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SillyXSara wrote:
Don't worry, it's only gay if the balls touch.


I thought they repelled each other, like magnets with the same polarity.
#1686 Dec 15 2011 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
Eske Esquire wrote:
SillyXSara wrote:
Don't worry, it's only gay if the balls touch.


I thought they repelled each other, like magnets with the same polarity.

Unless you're gay. It's actually the only accurate test.
#1687 Dec 15 2011 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Eske Esquire wrote:
SillyXSara wrote:
Don't worry, it's only gay if the balls touch.


I thought they repelled each other, like magnets with the same polarity.

Exactly. So you have to try really hard to get them to touch. Meaning they won't touch by accident, only if you want them to. Thus gay. Smiley: schooled
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#1688 Dec 15 2011 at 7:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Balls... How the **** do they work?
#1689 Dec 15 2011 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
SCIENCE!
#1690 Dec 15 2011 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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I think he's more afraid of how he will react when the other guy gets hard.
Nah, he seems to think that if there's more gay hate there will be less black hate.
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#1691 Dec 15 2011 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Alma's friends have low standards? Color me shocked.


Male soldiers with standards overseas. Psh yeah ok. They'll take any girl who will open her legs.
#1692 Dec 15 2011 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Or dude who'll spread his cheeks!
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#1693 Dec 15 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Or dude who'll spread his cheeks!


BUT NOW THEY CAN TELL YOU THEY LIKE THAT!!!!!!
#1694 Dec 15 2011 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
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This is how I feel about this thread.


Me too. I skipped two pages and walked into an argument about Catholics believing Mary was part of the Holy Trinity.

Backing away slowly...
#1695 Dec 15 2011 at 11:07 PM Rating: Default
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LolGaxe wrote:
Funny how EVERYONE you have that conversation with OUTSIDE of ALLAKHAZAM can make you go away by simply agreeing and walking away. But you're too stupid to realize that too.


I'm sorry, have you read Ugly's signature block? I'm pretty sure that I've been saying for years now that I love to argue and that's one of the main reasons why I come here. Don't get all butt hurt if you have just realized that.

Belkira wrote:
Oddly enough, most of my friends have a lot of the same values that I have as well. Whoodathunk it?



Even more odd that most of these people are not my friends or share all the same views as me. If you haven't noticed, the military is pretty much conservative. Also, read above. I love to argue, so I enjoy being around people with different views.

The bottom line is, in any forum (online or offline) every conversation on these topics are completely 180 from on here, whether we agree or not.
#1696 Dec 15 2011 at 11:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Arguing implies you have a valid point.

Stupid.
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#1697Almalieque, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 11:12 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is the only true statement made yet. Then again, that's not too far from any guy overseas or in the states.
#1698 Dec 15 2011 at 11:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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Jophiel wrote:
Alma's friends have low standards? Color me shocked.


Male soldiers with standards overseas. Psh yeah ok. They'll take any girl who will open her legs.


This is the only true statement made yet. Then again, that's not too far from any guy overseas or in the states.

I dunno, I'm pretty damn picky about the women I sleep with.
#1699 Dec 16 2011 at 1:11 AM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:
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Jophiel wrote:
Alma's friends have low standards? Color me shocked.


Male soldiers with standards overseas. Psh yeah ok. They'll take any girl who will open her legs.


This is the only true statement made yet. Then again, that's not too far from any guy overseas or in the states.

I dunno, I'm pretty damn picky about the women I sleep with.



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#1700 Dec 16 2011 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
Almalieque wrote:
ArexLovesPie wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Alma's friends have low standards? Color me shocked.


Male soldiers with standards overseas. Psh yeah ok. They'll take any girl who will open her legs.


This is the only true statement made yet. Then again, that's not too far from any guy overseas or in the states.
So you admit that everything you said prior to that post was untrue. Cool.
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you're too opinionated to entertain the fact that someone else might be right


Bullsh*t. I fully held the view in the past (just like you) that whomever tried to tell anyone else that they are right beyond a doubt must automatically be wrong because (like you) I believed that "God" must be whatever anyone could possibly think He could be.. a universal wild-card.. because I never considered that any physical WORDS could be from any God.. But I shook myself from that stupor because I realized that I was being just as opinionated as anyone else by bashing certain viewpoints simply because they didn't bend down give some leeway that they could be wrong and I actually decided to read the Bible for myself (actually I listened to it on CD in my car while commuting) with an open mind rather than just looking for whatever I could find in it to justify my viewpoint and I realized that most of the arguments that I used against it were unfounded and out of context and that I had actually been the one "drinking the kool-aid" by just parroting the same old arguments without searching for the Truth myself. You think I don't know what this looks like? At least before when I would try to explain and argue my pagan belief I always tried to make it subjunctive by adding "or I might just be crazy". You are the one judging unfairly because you have not studied the facts honestly and like most people (including myself); you approached the subject with the presupposition of a false a priori; beginning every thought on the subject matter already believing that it is a lie; you are lying to yourself and now you find yourself locked into a position where you have already convinced yourself that you are right without exploring properly and anything that challenges that you have to meet with hostility because you are too proud of yourself to allow yourself to second-guess and to admit that you possibly might be wrong about something that matters so much. You have painted yourself into an emotional, intellectual, and spiritual corner. It was surely not easy for me to accept that I even believed all this stuff once I realized that there was a chance that I was wrong about it.. it took quite a while for me to come to grips with it and now that I have.. well.. here we are.. and arguing with people like you, intelligent and passionate, is like arguing with myself 2 years ago. That is why I am here.


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It's akin to having a debate on whether or not a Vampire could kick a Werewolves ***.


heh; good analogy and I agree. If I actually thought that you believed in any of it I may be inclined to try to show you; but other than that it is akin to what you say. I get to pick and choose because the Bible says I do. It says that you will know false teachings by their results.. Why did you reject it?
Most ex-Catholics seem to have difficultly accepting that the Catholic views that they have been taught are actually not the Christian views. When the Catholic church got into full swing they didn't even ALLOW peasant to read the Bible; hardly anyone knew what the truth was.. and I would even go as far as to blame the dark ages on the Catholic Church.. but I really try not to judge the actions of man.. I do.. yes it i not for me to judge.. but I will call it like I see it and not hide it. My real opinion is the Catholic church was just Satan hi-jacking Jesus' real teachings and trying to run it aground.
And here you are defending it.. you defend it and you don't even believe in Jesus.. so what are you defending?
You will claim that you are merely defending people's right to have an opinion that that your hostility towards me is simply you trying to put me in my place.. sure. yet you choose what fact that you want to ignore because that which I am talking about still has some place in your heart so you feel the need to strike out in passion and anger when someone sparks that flame. I can appreciate that. I really just find it rather astounding that you think that everything can be and should be correct and that because there is something that I do not agree with and that I actually am presenting a reason that I do not agree you get totally belligerent.
Think about that.. calm down, meditate or something.. soften your heart and think about it.

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When dealing with an all powerful all knowing omnipotent supernatural deities- It'd certainly be in the realm of possibility that everyone is "right" (or wrong): from the Catholics to the Christians to the Discordians to the the Pastafarians.


What's that you were saying about vampires and werewolves?
May I ask if you take the Humanist viewpoint of God?.. in that God is just an absentee land-lord and doesn't care about the things that he created and takes no part in them... Doesn't it seem in the least bit unlikely to you that an omnipotent and all-knowing Creator created us for no real reason and with no real communication or message? I suppose you answer would be "well it could if it wanted" but that makes absolutely no sense at all and believing that is a shortcut to blind denial. It is pure anthropomorphizing. Limited human beings may do things that have no meaning and that they forget about.. but by definition anything omnipotent would never do such a thing; EVER.
However, I can understand how it would be comforting to believe that because it gives you a way out of believing that there actually is a reason for things and that our thoughts and actions actually do matter.. because the only alternative is that God is real and that God does care; and to some people that thought is more horrifying than any form of materialism.
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Historical Fact is not slander, dude.


I suggest that you redefine your qualifications for historical facts. That link that you provides are a glorified advertisement for a book written by an ardent anti-Jew and anti-Christian named Moustafa Gadalla. He is clearing pushing his particular agenda, bending and twisting history to suit what he is selling and pulling so-called facts out of his ***. You will find that he has as much true credibility as the Naked Archeologist; though I admit that he has quite a following.. however most that take him seriously are those that like to have their own views validated by whatever tripe they can find.
It is the same type of lies that are used to say that Jews have no historical claim to Jerusalem.

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Nah, the Aramaic name of Peter meant Rock.

You seem to using a defense for an argument that I did not make. I am not denying that Peter was called "Rock" and I am not claiming that Jesus was speaking Greek using the masculine and feminine forms for Rock (which is what I think is what your link is contesting). I am saying that Peter was probably called Rock because he was hard-headed (though he one of my favorite disciples for this reason). Peter is absolutely a nick-name. His actual name was Simon Bar-Jonah.

Ask your priest why in Acts 8:14 the Church council sends Peter out to teach. If Peter was Pope shouldn't he be sending people out? Why does Paul refer to himself as equal to Peter in 2 Corinthians 12:11? How is it that Paul publicly rebuked Peter in Galatians 2:11? Is that what people do to popes? The church is founded on Christ, not Peter.
Ask your priest (who is probably called Father) how he accounts for Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven. ASk your priest how he accounts for all of the statements rebuking the following of the traditions of men as doctrine and vain conceits?
The Catholic church is a reincarnation of the pagan Roman religious institutions.


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Until God comes down & tells us otherwise


God did come down to tell us otherwise and we murdered Him by nailing Him to a cross.

Edited, Dec 16th 2011 8:48am by Kelvyquayo
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