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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's a trap.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Let's race to page 50 before then.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
Since my purpose is to avoid that, I'll renege on my agreement if it hits 50 first 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
what happens at 50?
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
We've reached my arbitrary limit.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Limit says the "TILT" guy.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Your limits are set much too low.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Is this thread about the likelihood of a small army of weasels taking over a Starbucks location yet?
No, Dunkin Donuts.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Speaking of DD, I stopped at one this morning to try their new steak and egg bagel sandwich. It was dry and uninspiring.
Edited, Mar 1st 2012 11:02pm by Turin
Edited, Mar 1st 2012 11:02pm by Turin
There's one like twenty feet from the front door of my armory, so every morning I walk past it to a real deli to get my coffee and bagel.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
havent seen a DD going on 15 years, since Tim Hortons monopolized the coffee/donut business up here.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Edward Scissorhands coffee/donut shop? I'd totally go.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You mean Tim Burton's?
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
We used to have DD in this town until a crazy person killed the baker in one of them.
True story.
True story.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
#2419Almalieque,
Posted: Mar 02 2012 at 3:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...
Almalieque wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Let's race to page 50 before then.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...
I guess you could call it a preference, the preference of those with whom you interacted.
Just as Planned.
Wait, so Alma's a virgin?
That's gay.
That's gay.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
ITT virgin is a sexual preference.
Well, there's asexuality.
And like all sexualities, it's rarely a choice.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:46am by lolgaxe
And like all sexualities, it's rarely a choice.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:46am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Bardalicious wrote:
ITT virgin is a sexual preference.
Hey now, he's just waiting for the right gal.
...to gbaji.
Almalieque wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Let's race to page 50 before then.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...
I only insult you because you're a male virgin.
Guenny wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Let's race to page 50 before then.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...
I only insult you because you're a male virgin.
Huh?
Just as Planned.
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