But suicide is the intentional taking of ones life. How can one accidentally intentionally kill themselves?
But you can consider accidental suicide to be something fundamentally different from suicide.
That is to say, the person intentionally took a course of action, and that action ended their life, but the ends were not the motivation (either because they were unknown, unlikely or somehow irrelevant).
I largely agree with you--suicide is intentional self-murder. Suicide modified by the adjective "accidental" is an oxymoron.
But I have no problem accepting "accidental suicide" to be a separate term with its own definition that is merely reminiscent of the root words (which really isn't that uncommon in English... at all).
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
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