Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif
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Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent, tardnuts.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
To be fair, this still would have been a ****** thread even if it were factually correct.
... Ash Wednesday was March 9th.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Curse me for not being Catholic!
How about good friday /Earth Day as proof God believes in global warming?
How about good friday /Earth Day as proof God believes in global warming?
How about you quit posting?
Majivo wrote:
How about you quit posting?
I don't think I will do that, but I might quit posting new threads...they never seem to work out for me.
Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Curse me for not being Catholic!
God's already on it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I tried to rate you back up because it is 4/20 and you mean well.
However, it IS Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of Columbine, so if anything, God is telling us that pot kills. Or, more realistically, that we all need to chill the f*ck out, man.
However, it IS Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of Columbine, so if anything, God is telling us that pot kills. Or, more realistically, that we all need to chill the f*ck out, man.
The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.
Now go smoke.
Now go smoke.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.
[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]
[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]
I think god is laughing while doing nothing and getting all the credit for it.
When's the last time god really told us anything - was it the burning bush?
When's the last time god really told us anything - was it the burning bush?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
MoebiusLord wrote:
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
bsphil wrote:
The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.
Now go smoke.
Now go smoke.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Older pot heads should go for brownies.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Poor thing, I think its cute. Can I keep it?
Currently Liltofu playing FFXI, I'M BACK ********
Formerly Toohotforu of Garuda Server FFXI R.I.P
Formerly Toohotforu of Garuda Server FFXI R.I.P
Nilatai wrote:
I sometimes feel that being good at buttsecks is a wasted talent :/
MoebiusLord wrote:
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
This x8.
Just as Planned.
Since my grandparents don't have ash crosses on their foreheads, I assure you that it isn't.
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
You know that feeling you get when you have a little bit of hope, only to have it ripped away? Sweetums feeds on that.
So its pancake time?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
So its pancake time?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
So its pancake time?
God wants us to have waffles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnH9NECSUU
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all **** for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all **** for a basement"
God wrote:
Working as intended.
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
Turin wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/ImGatomon/Request.jpg
. “Power even if it is raw uncontrolled potential is just as dangerous as a trained assassin. It is unpredictable and deadly if your are not prepared." ~Gatomon From the story A Fox Among Wolves.
. “Power even if it is raw uncontrolled potential is just as dangerous as a trained assassin. It is unpredictable and deadly if your are not prepared." ~Gatomon From the story A Fox Among Wolves.
Tailmon wrote:
Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
I think you mean "damned", not condemned.
Hyrist wrote:
Ok, now we're going to get slash fiction of Wint x Kachi somehere... rule 34 and all...
Never confuse your inference as the listener for an implication of the speaker.
Good games are subjective like good food is subjective. You're not going to seriously tell me that there's not a psychological basis for why pizza is great and lutefisk is revolting. The thing about subjectivity is that, as subjects go, humans actually have a great deal in common.
Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif
Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.
Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif
The real message is that you're holding out on us.
Always to the left!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Why muddle through interpreting Gods message on your own, when you can clearly ask God for clarification yourself?
Edited, Apr 21st 2011 10:12am by DSD
Edited, Apr 21st 2011 10:12am by DSD
Uglysasquatch wrote:
DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.
I think God says its okay.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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