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#1 Apr 20 2011 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif
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#2 Apr 20 2011 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Apr 20 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Default
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To be fair, this still would have been a sh*tty thread even if it were factually correct.
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... Ash Wednesday was March 9th.
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#5 Apr 20 2011 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Curse me for not being Catholic!

How about good friday /Earth Day as proof God believes in global warming?
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#6 Apr 20 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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How about you quit posting?
#7 Apr 20 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Majivo wrote:
How about you quit posting?


I don't think I will do that, but I might quit posting new threads...they never seem to work out for me.
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Curse me for not being Catholic!

God's already on it.
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#9 Apr 20 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I tried to rate you back up because it is 4/20 and you mean well.

However, it IS Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of Columbine, so if anything, God is telling us that pot kills. Or, more realistically, that we all need to chill the f*ck out, man.
#10 Apr 20 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Default
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The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.
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#11 Apr 20 2011 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
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#12 Apr 20 2011 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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I think god is laughing while doing nothing and getting all the credit for it.

When's the last time god really told us anything - was it the burning bush?
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This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
Ur doin' wrong.
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#14 Apr 20 2011 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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bsphil wrote:
The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.
Smoking is bad for you. I'd like to encourage young pot-heads to go with the vaporizer thingy.

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Older pot heads should go for brownies.
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#16 Apr 20 2011 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
Poor thing, I think its cute. Can I keep it?
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This thread made me LOL4REELZ.


This x8.
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#18 Apr 20 2011 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Since my grandparents don't have ash crosses on their foreheads, I assure you that it isn't.
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#19 Apr 20 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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So its pancake time?
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#20 Apr 20 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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So its pancake time?
When is it ever a bad time for pancake?
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#21 Apr 20 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
So its pancake time?
When is it ever a bad time for pancake?


God wants us to have waffles.

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#24 Apr 20 2011 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.


You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.


You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
No kidding. I've never had a waffle that compares to a good pancake.
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#27 Apr 20 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Default
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.


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#28 Apr 20 2011 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.


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#29 Apr 20 2011 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought the message was going to be that you should stab yourself and assault an officer of the law.
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif

The real message is that you're holding out on us.

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#31 Apr 21 2011 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Why muddle through interpreting Gods message on your own, when you can clearly ask God for clarification yourself?

Edited, Apr 21st 2011 10:12am by DSD
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#32 Apr 21 2011 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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I think God says its okay.
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