Message from God :: World of Warcraft

#2 Apr 20 2011 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

Liberal Conspiracy

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Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent, tardnuts.

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#3 Apr 20 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Default

Majivo

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To be fair, this still would have been a sh*tty thread even if it were factually correct.

#4 Apr 20 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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43,167 posts

... Ash Wednesday was March 9th.

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#5 Apr 20 2011 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good

Ailitardif, Star Breaker

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Curse me for not being Catholic!

How about good friday /Earth Day as proof God believes in global warming?

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#6 Apr 20 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent

Majivo

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How about you quit posting?

#7 Apr 20 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good

Ailitardif, Star Breaker

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Majivo wrote:

How about you quit posting?

I don't think I will do that, but I might quit posting new threads...they never seem to work out for me.

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#8 Apr 20 2011 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

Liberal Conspiracy

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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:

Curse me for not being Catholic!

God's already on it.

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

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#9 Apr 20 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent

Guenny

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4,041 posts

I tried to rate you back up because it is 4/20 and you mean well.

However, it IS Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of Columbine, so if anything, God is telling us that pot kills. Or, more realistically, that we all need to chill the f*ck out, man.

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#10 Apr 20 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Default

bsphil

Edited by bsphil

21,739 posts

The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.

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Almalieque wrote:

If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.

Take the hint guys, please take the hint.

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I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.

#11 Apr 20 2011 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent

MoebiusLord

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10,245 posts

This thread made me LOL4REELZ.

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#12 Apr 20 2011 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good

Elinda

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I think god is laughing while doing nothing and getting all the credit for it.

When's the last time god really told us anything - was it the burning bush?

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#13 Apr 20 2011 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good

Elinda

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MoebiusLord wrote:

This thread made me LOL4REELZ.

Ur doin' wrong.

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#14 Apr 20 2011 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good

Elinda

Skelly Poker Since 2008

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bsphil wrote:

The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.

Smoking is bad for you. I'd like to encourage young pot-heads to go with the vaporizer thingy.

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#15 Apr 20 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good

ElneClare

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Older pot heads should go for brownies.

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#16 Apr 20 2011 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good

The One and Only toohotforu

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Poor thing, I think its cute. Can I keep it?

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#17 Apr 20 2011 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good

Timelordwho

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MoebiusLord wrote:

This thread made me LOL4REELZ.

This x8.

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#18 Apr 20 2011 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good

Sweetums

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Since my grandparents don't have ash crosses on their foreheads, I assure you that it isn't.

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#19 Apr 20 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good

Uglysasquatch

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So its pancake time?

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#20 Apr 20 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Uglysasquatch wrote:

So its pancake time?

When is it ever a bad time for pancake?

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#21 Apr 20 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good

Iamadam the Malefic

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lolgaxe wrote:

Uglysasquatch wrote:

So its pancake time?

When is it ever a bad time for pancake?

God wants us to have waffles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnH9NECSUU

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#22 Apr 20 2011 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent

Turin

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The real message.

#23 Apr 20 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good

Eske Esquire

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God wrote:

Working as intended.

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#24 Apr 20 2011 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.

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#25 Apr 20 2011 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent

Turin

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lolgaxe wrote:

Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.

You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.

#26 Apr 20 2011 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good

Uglysasquatch

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Turin wrote:

lolgaxe wrote:

Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.

You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.

No kidding. I've never had a waffle that compares to a good pancake.

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#27 Apr 20 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Default

Tailmon

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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:

Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

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#28 Apr 20 2011 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good

Ailitardif, Star Breaker

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Tailmon wrote:

Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:

Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

I think you mean "damned", not condemned.

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I thought the message was going to be that you should stab yourself and assault an officer of the law.

#29 Apr 20 2011 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent

Kachi

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Ok, now we're going to get slash fiction of Wint x Kachi somehere... rule 34 and all...

Never confuse your inference as the listener for an implication of the speaker.

Good games are subjective like good food is subjective. You're not going to seriously tell me that there's not a psychological basis for why pizza is great and lutefisk is revolting. The thing about subjectivity is that, as subjects go, humans actually have a great deal in common.

#30 Apr 20 2011 at 10:39 PM Rating: Good

Demea

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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:

Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif

The real message is that you're holding out on us.

Always to the left!

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#31 Apr 21 2011 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good

DSD

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Why muddle through interpreting Gods message on your own, when you can clearly ask God for clarification yourself?

Edited, Apr 21st 2011 10:12am by DSD

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#32 Apr 21 2011 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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43,167 posts

I think God says its okay.

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