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Happy New Year :)
Happy New Year :)
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The Wombat Overlord wrote:
TurinAlexander will spontaneously combust after consuming too much hot sauce. But he’ll get better.
Oddly enough this has already happened. It was quite uncomfortable and the mess took days to clean up. On a hot day you can almost but not quite still smell the odor.
RACK it! And RACK the genius that is Last!
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PS: Happy New Year everyone!
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PS: Happy New Year everyone!
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Nadenue, having gained complete control of the mighty space station moon of Neptune, will test fire the massive space station’s primary weapon on Pluto, because it was in the way, and then will embark on a galexywide hunt for Aalderaan
Just call me Marvin
Haha, awesome Kao.
Happy New Year all!
Happy New Year all!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Can't you at least make predictions where I get laid?!
I called it! Over in the OOT.
When many of the campers are not able to understand Elnese, I just show them how to tie a noose and place it around their necks, thus winning Jonwin and me a special honorary Darwin Arward for helping remove stupids from the gene pool.
All while waiting for the Were-penguin virus to infect enough minons for her army. All Diplomatic offers should go to my prime minister Jonwin.
Later I will find out that Jonwin has been secretly sending killer whales and sea lions, after the were-penguins and he will be reclassify as sub-prime minister.
All while waiting for the Were-penguin virus to infect enough minons for her army. All Diplomatic offers should go to my prime minister Jonwin.
Later I will find out that Jonwin has been secretly sending killer whales and sea lions, after the were-penguins and he will be reclassify as sub-prime minister.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This cannot happen, , because this has already happened, .
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Nadenue, having gained complete control of the mighty space station moon of Neptune, will test fire the massive space station’s primary weapon on Pluto, because it was in the way, and then will embark on a galexywide hunt for Aalderaan
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Katie Will succeed in creating a Faster than Light drive out of a toaster and some leftover
tuna fish. However she will not succeed in developing an engine test stand strong enough to
keep it from flying off into the void, causing the February 2007 New York power outage and
obliterating Neptune.
tuna fish. However she will not succeed in developing an engine test stand strong enough to
keep it from flying off into the void, causing the February 2007 New York power outage and
obliterating Neptune.
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This cannot happen, because this has already happened.
Nothing a little time travel can't fix.
Just as Planned.
It was only mostly obliterated. It got better!
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For the first time since I started posting here, I don't see my name there, even though I did post in the Asylum and the post is in a thread on page 1.
Kite surfing does sound fun though, perhaps I shall try that...
Kite surfing does sound fun though, perhaps I shall try that...
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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It was only mostly obliterated. It got better!
Just pining for the Fnords?
Just as Planned.
Well... technically, the lottery win happened in '08 ($15 on a $4 Powerball ticket, last night's drawing).
I suppose I can get the hat today.
Edited, Jan 1st 2009 1:37pm by MDenham
I suppose I can get the hat today.
Edited, Jan 1st 2009 1:37pm by MDenham
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Should I expect my cold at the beginning or end of the year? I must prepare for the eventual beginning/halting of WW3 
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
Driftwood the Eccentric wrote:
For the first time since I started posting here, I don't see my name there, even though I did post in the Asylum and the post is in a thread on page 1.
Kite surfing does sound fun though, perhaps I shall try that...
Kite surfing does sound fun though, perhaps I shall try that...
it never fails. I always miss a couple of people the first run.
Lets see. Driftwood will be walking through the arabian desert when he will happen across a magic cactus. Much like a magic lantern, the cactus will release a genie that grants three wishes when the cactus is rubbed. Unfortunatly the cactus excretes a deadly, instantly acting neurotoxin!
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Lady DSD wrote:
Should I expect my cold at the beginning or end of the year? I must prepare for the eventual beginning/halting of WW3
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
Hmm, would you take Papua new Guinea instead of new Zealand? I promised the wombats they could have the LOTR set locations in new Zealand already.
the other two work, though in France, all the dirty Escargot eaters will be shot first for crimes against Moluskanity.The ghost of the snail has so decreed it.
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Can't you at least make predictions where I get laid?!
Ok fine: Bonus admin double prediction:
Darqflame may or may not get laid by someone who allegedly has wither a vowel or a consonent in their name on Friday April 17th at precicely 7:02 pm.
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DF wrote:
Can't you at least make predictions where I get laid?!
Well, according to the predictions I'm supposed to be inserted into something this year ... [wink]
Although, upon insertion I'm also supposed to die ... then again I can't think of any better ways to die.
Edited, Jan 1st 2009 3:25pm by baelnic
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Should I expect my cold at the beginning or end of the year? I must prepare for the eventual beginning/halting of WW3
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
As it is every year, very creative and fantastic, Kao! If you need a psychic to help in your wombat army and taking over the world just let me know. I would only ask for a small fee of New Zealand, Iceland, and France
Hmm, would you take Papua new Guinea instead of new Zealand? I promised the wombats they could have the LOTR set locations in new Zealand already.
the other two work, though in France, all the dirty Escargot eaters will be shot first for crimes against Moluskanity.The ghost of the snail has so decreed it.
Done!
If my Who, What, Where, When, Why, How includes "Hokkaido in April" in there someplace, I'm gonna be one happy camper, even if it means I'm 14 hours upside down.
I've been saving up my methane.
Katielynn wrote:
This cannot happen, , because this has already happened, .
Quote:
Nadenue, having gained complete control of the mighty space station moon of Neptune, will test fire the massive space station’s primary weapon on Pluto, because it was in the way, and then will embark on a galexywide hunt for Aalderaan
Quote:
Katie Will succeed in creating a Faster than Light drive out of a toaster and some leftover
tuna fish. However she will not succeed in developing an engine test stand strong enough to
keep it from flying off into the void, causing the February 2007 New York power outage and
obliterating Neptune.
tuna fish. However she will not succeed in developing an engine test stand strong enough to
keep it from flying off into the void, causing the February 2007 New York power outage and
obliterating Neptune.
Why won't you let me be Marvin?? Huh? HUH????
I can't have nice things.
baelnic wrote:
DF wrote:
Can't you at least make predictions where I get laid?!
Well, according to the predictions I'm supposed to be inserted into something this year ... [wink]
Although, upon insertion I'm also supposed to die ... then again I can't think of any better ways to die.
Edited, Jan 1st 2009 3:25pm by baelnic
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Great, now I've got to watch my back for Were-penguins. Hopefully they won't come in the form of a Linux distribution.
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