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My favorite/most amusing theory I have heard yet is not really on creation itself, but the universe as a whole. My Dad once posed the question "How do you know that we humans are not just some cell or atom within a big giants ***". I know that this is incredibly insane, but myself not being a scientist of any sort, would not have a clue how to prove that this absolutely CAN'T be the case. Scary thought. I personally can't believe that we evolved out of who knows what substance/animal. Therefore, I choose to believe in God. And when (make that if) I get to heaven, I intend to ask him why the hell he created us in the first place.

On a side note, I think that there are aliens out there and with that being said, did they develop from some kind of goo too? Who knows. All I know is that I definitely do NOT believe that we are a small piece of who knows what on some "things" ***. BLECH !

Oh no, I'd like to know. That doens't mean I'm going to supspend disbelief and believe in a fairy tale story written when people htought the Earth was flat about a guy in a boat. I mean WTF? Hoes does that equate to a search for truth?



They want to know about the origins of man...so they lok for a fairy tale boat? Who the **** did their reasoning, Paul Wolfowitz? "We need to stop events like 9-11 when Saudi hijackers attack us under orders from Afganistan so..we're invading Iraq. In further news we're looking for a fairy tale boat to confirm the creation of man. Thank you."



I should?

Listen, if I believed things that didn't make any sense because people told me I should, I'd be you. I'll stick to believing what can be proved, thanks. You keep believing in the Easter Bunny and Santa and forking your money over to whoever it was that brainwashed you in the first place.


Broadening your mind to the point where you believe, unqesioningly, in a fairy tale that someone told you when you were a child?

Your mind is about as broad as monofilament.

On the contrary. I would love to know. But...

This isn't going to tell you f'uck all about the origins of the universe.

READ THE THREAD. This has nothing to do with faith. Faith is belief in the absence of empirical evidence. This will weaken faith if anything.

What the f'uck is that supposed to mean? I believe in plenty. I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Well, ok, but bull ****. Some of you have an agenda and just wanna prove you're right.

PROOF should read SUPPORTING DATA. But then again, the roo is a fanatic in his own right.

Can we kill this thread? It's like a big Matzoh Ball floating at the top of our forum soup.

I had no idea that my Dad had a secret desire to be Rene Descartes.



If it was that rock solid, then no one WOULD believe in God and we wouldn't be having this discussion.



So THAT's why I have a such a strong attraction to bigger men...huh, who knew??

Oh my.

don't think this means you get to penetrate me like a sausage in a banna creme pie, now.

I'd like to believe the universe was insignifigant, but then that would mean I"m less signifigant, which clearly can't be the case.

Hence I've decided that all other unviereses are contained in the peanuts found in my *****.

First, yelling at people with a faith of God will NOT sway them to change their minds to agree with you, no matter how witty you are.

Second, if the proof was ROCK SOLID, then (let me rephrase my earlier statement), there would be a lot LESS believers. You're not going to convice everyone of course, but I can't imagine that the numbers would not be as staggering as 80% (I think that's the correct ballpark figure) of Americans believe in a Higher Being, or "have faith".

Some have had sex with it too, don't forget that one.

Yes, I know, that's what I was yelling about, Einstein.



No, incorrect. The part you seem to be missing here is that people beleive in God because they are TOLD to. Not because it makes sense logically. When it was proven that sun didn't actually revolve around the Earth, as the church had stated, did it lead to mass defections from Christanity?

Why, no, it didn't.



This isn't a flame, i honestly don't know what the above quoted content is supposed to mean. Mabye I'm slow, but I can't descipher it from context, help me out.

What where we talking about again? How the Red Sox are going to blow their lead at mid season AGAIN?

This is the SEASON BABY!!!! - My ***!

In regards to those discussing the origins of man and women, it's this simple really, those that are right will know when the game is over. Just make sure you're on the winning side that's all.