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#27 Sep 23 2011 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can I weekly attend a church of my own creation, where I'm the pastor? And if not, are they infringing upon my right to freedom of religion?


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#28 Sep 23 2011 at 4:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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In my experience with church services, they're pretty much devoted to lessons about how to be a better person.


And how exactly are we going to define "better person"?

Someone in a gang, with a gang mentality, is going to think that belonging to his/her group, rather than the opposing one, makes you a much better person.

One problem is that we have no objective set of guidelines for what a moral person looks like. Many people (even leaders of some of these churches) think I'm the spawn of Satan because I think men can look pretty nifty naked. Others think that it's acceptable to bomb Planned Parenthood, because they are just a bunch of murderers. They all believe that these are moral, god-mandated beliefs.

But, realistically, that's only a small aspect of the problem. The real problem? Making this, in any way, about morality. As far as I'm concerned, that should have absolutely no say here.

To me, a just law is one that is created to protect the freedom and equality of peoples under its domain, which ultimately protects the social order of a community.

Punishments are made with that in mind and *should be* proportional to how you impeded someone else's liberty (which ultimately disrupts the social order).

I'm perfectly okay with community service as a punishment, since it forces someone to repay a community in proportion to how they injured it.

I'm not okay, at all, with someone bypassing the sentences other people receive because they are willing to go learn someone's version of morality. To me, morality had nothing to do with it from the start, and should have nothing to do with the sentence.
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Someone in a gang, with a gang mentality, is going to think that belonging to his/her group, rather than the opposing one, makes you a much better person.


But if he joins Jesus' gang, he'll be the snizzat! Instead of bustin caps in people, he'll be breaking out into dance routines done to Godspell songs or something. That would be awesome!
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Serve Time In Jail...Or In Church?
BAY MINETTE, Alabama --
Non-violent offenders in Bay Minette now have a choice some would call simple: do time behind bars or work off the sentence in church.

Operation Restore Our Community or "ROC"...begins next week. The city judge will either let misdemenor offenders work off their sentences in jail and pay a fine or go to church every Sunday for a year.

If offenders elect church, they're allowed to pick the place of worship, but must check in weekly with the pastor and the police department. If the one-year church attendance program is completed successfully, the offender's case will be dismissed.

Bay Minette Police Chief Mike Rowland says it costs his department about 75 bucks per inmate per day. Rowland says the ROC program will be cost-effective and could change the lives of many people heading down the wrong path.

So far, 56 churches in North Baldwin County are participating in ROC.

Rowland says the program is legal and doesn't violate separation of church and state issues because it allows the offender to choose church or jail...and the church of their choice.


Initial thoughts:
1. Obvious issue is that "church" is the only alternative.
2. Obvious answer is to include secular options: community service was my first thought, as the campaign is called "Restore Our Community." My second was "counseling" if the goal was to "change the lives of many people heading down the wrong path."
3. Totally lawsuit worthy without some changes.
4. Assuming there's a non-religious and/or community service option, this sounds like a fantastic program. I would rather pick up trash once or attend a service once a week than go to jail and be fined for something like smoking dope.


1. You shouldn't be begging, your first "option" is jail. The second option could be digging in a mine, it doesn't matter, you were supposed to go to jail like most other people have done and will do.

2. Read above. You were supposed to go to jail. If the only option is Wicca, you either or take it or leave it. You broke the law, we don't have to be cater to your desires outside of current laws.

3. Don't see it.

4. That just sounds biased against church. What difference does it make if the place is a church, Klan's meeting, school or a library. If the focus is to make someone a better person via a socially approved code of ethics, then the origin shouldn't matter. You shouldn't be able to pick and choose which religion. You already had that option, you chose to go against it and commit the crime. Now you should do the time.

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Someone in a gang, with a gang mentality, is going to think that belonging to his/her group, rather than the opposing one, makes you a much better person.


But if he joins Jesus' gang, he'll be the snizzat! shiznit Instead of bustin caps in people, he'll be breaking out into dance routines done to Godspell songs or something. That would be awesome!


FTY


Edited, Sep 24th 2011 1:11am by Almalieque
#31 Sep 23 2011 at 5:23 PM Rating: Decent
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This was a double post. Sh*t happens. Move along.

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#32 Sep 23 2011 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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What Nilatai said. This is one enterprising criminal's lawsuit away from being made illegal at least.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Someone in a gang, with a gang mentality, is going to think that belonging to his/her group, rather than the opposing one, makes you a much better person.


But if he joins Jesus' gang, he'll be the snizzat! Instead of bustin caps in people, he'll be breaking out into dance routines done to Godspell songs or something. That would be awesome!


Oh... oh my... I just rated up a gbaji post.

I feel dirty. D:

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#36 Sep 23 2011 at 8:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I used to go to church 3 times a week when I was younger. Look how well I turned out.

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In my experience with church services, they're pretty much devoted to lessons about how to be a better person.


And how exactly are we going to define "better person"?

Someone in a gang, with a gang mentality, is going to think that belonging to his/her group, rather than the opposing one, makes you a much better person.

One problem is that we have no objective set of guidelines for what a moral person looks like. Many people (even leaders of some of these churches) think I'm the spawn of Satan because I think men can look pretty nifty naked. Others think that it's acceptable to bomb Planned Parenthood, because they are just a bunch of murderers. They all believe that these are moral, god-mandated beliefs.

But, realistically, that's only a small aspect of the problem. The real problem? Making this, in any way, about morality. As far as I'm concerned, that should have absolutely no say here.

To me, a just law is one that is created to protect the freedom and equality of peoples under its domain, which ultimately protects the social order of a community.

Punishments are made with that in mind and *should be* proportional to how you impeded someone else's liberty (which ultimately disrupts the social order).

I'm perfectly okay with community service as a punishment, since it forces someone to repay a community in proportion to how they injured it.

I'm not okay, at all, with someone bypassing the sentences other people receive because they are willing to go learn someone's version of morality. To me, morality had nothing to do with it from the start, and should have nothing to do with the sentence.


Fair enough.

It's not that I disagree with you. I mean, sure, we could have hypothetical situations where someone say, harasses someone for being gay, then gets sentenced to hanging out with the WBC, I guess. But meh.

Also, in practicality, most churches talk about being kind to others, being charitable, being humble, taking care of your family, etc. I think we can all agree that those are qualities of a "better" person. It's not all anti-abortion rallies and *****-bashing.

In summary, meh. Clearly this is not a topic I've got much interest in debating.
#38 Sep 24 2011 at 1:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmm, this sounds like the perfect opportunity to gin up new cultists, for the enterprising megalomaniac and/or bookseller.
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Also, in practicality, most churches talk about being kind to others, being charitable, being humble, taking care of your family, etc. I think we can all agree that those are qualities of a "better" person. It's not all anti-abortion rallies and *****-bashing.


True, but it is still just a version of morality. And it isn't like they give you any reason to care about those morals beyond "god says so."

It's just a ludicrous situation.

If you were a faithful person before, and still committed a crime, it's because you either felt it was justified under god or your vice was momentarily larger than your virtue. In this case, going to church is hardly going to help you--it didn't help before either.

If you weren't a person of faith, then the message of a church isn't going to matter. All religions I can think of (except perhaps Buddhism and Wicca) justify the "Why?" question by turning to their deity. If you're an atheist, church isn't going to help you.

So, realistically, what they are doing is pretending like all offenders just haven't found Jesus yet and are sentencing them to church, with the hopes that they'll become good little theists. It's absurd. And as someone pointed out, it means that people who DO actively go to church have absolutely nothing to fear from misdemeanors.
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If you want to get right down to it, being a Christian makes you more likely to commit a crime than if you hold no religion.
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If you want to get right down to it, being a Christian makes you more likely to commit a crime than if you hold no religion.
Care to back that up?
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If you want to get right down to it, being a Christian makes you more likely to commit a crime than if you hold no religion.
Care to back that up?

Okay I worded it badly. What I mean is, if you hold no religion you're less likely to commit crime. At least, that was true in '97.

Christians make up some 80% of the US population, and make up approximately 83% of the US prison population. Atheists/those with no religion make up between 10-15% of the US population, but only make up approximately 0.2% of the US prison population.

At least, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons in 1997. Link

These numbers may have wildly changed in the past 14 years. It could also be that people break down and succumb to religion in prisons, who knows.



edit: I'd also speculate that you're massively more likely to commit a hate crime if you're a Christian.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 10:47am by Nilatai
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Atheists could just be better at not getting caught.
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Probably, we have no morals and are devious like that.
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True, but it is still just a version of morality. And it isn't like they give you any reason to care about those morals beyond "god says so."


I think your bias is showing in that exaggeration. They give plenty of reasons beyond that. The usual stuff, about trying to make people happy and the like. The same stuff that an atheist would use to motivate himself to do good. It isn't all just "trying to make the big guy in the sky happy, otherwise we wouldn't give a toss." There's a lot of overlap.

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If you were a faithful person before, and still committed a crime, it's because you either felt it was justified under god or your vice was momentarily larger than your virtue. In this case, going to church is hardly going to help you--it didn't help before either.

If you weren't a person of faith, then the message of a church isn't going to matter. All religions I can think of (except perhaps Buddhism and Wicca) justify the "Why?" question by turning to their deity. If you're an atheist, church isn't going to help you.

So, realistically, what they are doing is pretending like all offenders just haven't found Jesus yet and are sentencing them to church, with the hopes that they'll become good little theists. It's absurd.


So says you. But church has demonstrably helped people reform before, so I don't see how you can back up that conjecture.

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And as someone pointed out, it means that people who DO actively go to church have absolutely nothing to fear from misdemeanors.


They'd probably just sentence them to jail time, I'd suspect. That's a solvable problem, at any rate.

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Okay I worded it badly. What I mean is, if you hold no religion you're less likely to commit crime. At least, that was true in '97.

Christians make up some 80% of the US population, and make up approximately 83% of the US prison population. Atheists/those with no religion make up between 10-15% of the US population, but only make up approximately 0.2% of the US prison population.

At least, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons in 1997. Link

These numbers may have wildly changed in the past 14 years. It could also be that people break down and succumb to religion in prisons, who knows.



edit: I'd also speculate that you're massively more likely to commit a hate crime if you're a Christian.


The more educated that you are, the less likely you are to be religious. I'd say that fact, and not the religiousness, is the true cause; that the religiousness is tied by correlation, but the education level is the causation.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 1:16pm by Eske

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 1:17pm by Eske
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Nilatai wrote:
Okay I worded it badly. What I mean is, if you hold no religion you're less likely to commit crime. At least, that was true in '97.

Christians make up some 80% of the US population, and make up approximately 83% of the US prison population. Atheists/those with no religion make up between 10-15% of the US population, but only make up approximately 0.2% of the US prison population.

At least, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons in 1997. Link

These numbers may have wildly changed in the past 14 years. It could also be that people break down and succumb to religion in prisons, who knows.



edit: I'd also speculate that you're massively more likely to commit a hate crime if you're a Christian.


The more educated that you are, the less likely you are to be religious. I'd say that fact, and not the religiousness, is the true cause; that the religiousness is tied by correlation, but the education level is the causation.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 1:16pm by Eske

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 1:17pm by Eske

That's probably fair. Although, I stand by my statement about hate crimes.
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Nilatai wrote:
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Nilatai wrote:
If you want to get right down to it, being a Christian makes you more likely to commit a crime than if you hold no religion.
Care to back that up?

Okay I worded it badly. What I mean is, if you hold no religion you're less likely to commit crime. At least, that was true in '97.

Christians make up some 80% of the US population, and make up approximately 83% of the US prison population. Atheists/those with no religion make up between 10-15% of the US population, but only make up approximately 0.2% of the US prison population.

At least, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons in 1997. Link

These numbers may have wildly changed in the past 14 years. It could also be that people break down and succumb to religion in prisons, who knows.



edit: I'd also speculate that you're massively more likely to commit a hate crime if you're a Christian.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 10:47am by Nilatai


You're confusing "believing in the Christian God" with "following religious principles". The two aren't the same. Just because 80% of the population believe in God, doesn't mean that they accurately reflect the teachings of the religion. Since the point of this discussion is to teach the teachings to the criminals, it makes all the difference in the world. Else, I could easily say "people who eat pizza are massively more likely to commit crimes". That might be true, but there is no causation between the two. Likewise with your statistic.
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You're confusing "believing in the Christian God" with "following religious principles". The two aren't the same. Just because 80% of the population believe in God, doesn't mean that they accurately reflect the teachings of the religion. Since the point of this discussion is to teach the teachings to the criminals, it makes all the difference in the world. Else, I could easily say "people who eat pizza are massively more likely to commit crimes". That might be true, but there is no causation between the two. Likewise with your statistic.

Sounds like a "no true Scotsman" argument to me.

Besides, I prefer what Eske said. Also, you don't have a leg to stand on when I say that those who profess to be Christian are more likely to commit a hate crime than those who adopt no religion at all.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 2:08pm by Nilatai
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#50Almalieque, Posted: Sep 24 2011 at 12:10 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nope, just an error on your part. Carry on.
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You're confusing "believing in the Christian God" with "following religious principles". The two aren't the same. Just because 80% of the population believe in God, doesn't mean that they accurately reflect the teachings of the religion. Since the point of this discussion is to teach the teachings to the criminals, it makes all the difference in the world. Else, I could easily say "people who eat pizza are massively more likely to commit crimes". That might be true, but there is no causation between the two. Likewise with your statistic.

Sounds like a "no true Scotsman" argument to me.

Besides, I prefer what Eske said. Also, you don't have a leg to stand on when I say that those who profess to be Christian are more likely to commit a hate crime than those who adopt no religion at all.

Edited, Sep 24th 2011 2:08pm by Nilatai


Nope, just an error on your part. Carry on.

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