There's the answer! Turn your target into a Newt, and when his bodyguards run in fear walk up and shoot him point-blank in his tiny head. He definitely won't get better after that combo.
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Cooking/Fishing 100 "We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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