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#1 Oct 15 2012 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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But (s)he lives over a mile away? No worries, just get your hands on a Canon 1200mm f 5.6.
You can recognize faces over a mile away and this thing is a better compensation for your small member than a hummer (and more expensive as well).


Also useful for shooting rocket launches, North Korean rocket launches if you have to, wildlife photography for those too lazy to actually go on a safari and taking pictures of the pope while he's taking a bath.
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#2 Oct 15 2012 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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You can recognize faces over a mile away and this thing is a better compensation for your small member than a hummer (and more expensive as well).


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Indeed. No more mid-life crisis for this lady.
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#3 Oct 15 2012 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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And that's with the lens hood retracted. mount it on a tripod and it's even bigger.
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#4 Oct 15 2012 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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She's already a tripod. Smiley: lol

I wonder if she took a picture now, would we see the looks of horror on the bacteria covering the ants?

Edited, Oct 15th 2012 7:44pm by Shaowstrike
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#5 Oct 15 2012 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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You'd see smudginess and nothingness. It's minimum focusing range is 14 meters.
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#6 Oct 15 2012 at 6:22 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder what would happen if you shined a laser pointer through the lens.

Edited, Oct 15th 2012 8:23pm by Shaowstrike
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#7 Oct 15 2012 at 6:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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How is this thing at getting grainy, low resolution photos of princess tits?
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I wouldn't be surprised if this was what was used to take those photos. From 2 miles away.
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#9 Oct 16 2012 at 12:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wouldn't just buying a $20,000 diamond and offering it to various neighbors until they say yes be less expensive and oddly enough less creepy than just buying a $50,000 lense to spy on them?
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Guess we can decommission Hubble now. Just put a guy in a suit up there with that sucker and start snappin'.

In before pictures of aliens tanning topless.
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That would be a pretty weak Hubble.
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#13 Oct 16 2012 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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The case doesn't arouse suspicion either, whole thing is the essence of subtlety.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You can recognize faces over a mile away and this thing is a better compensation for your small member than a hummer (and more expensive as well).


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Indeed. No more mid-life crisis for this lady.
I think she's gonna need a bigger strap.

This is sure to show up on my daughters x-mas....Smiley: rolleyes
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Guess we can decommission Hubble now. Just put a guy in a suit up there with that sucker and start snappin'.

In before pictures of aliens tanning topless.


That would be a pretty weak Hubble.


There's no place for your cynical realism here.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You can recognize faces over a mile away and this thing is a better compensation for your small member than a hummer (and more expensive as well).


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Indeed. No more mid-life crisis for this lady.
I think she's gonna need a bigger strap.

This is sure to show up on my daughters x-mas....Smiley: rolleyes


As what, business or pleasure? Smiley: sly

Edited, Oct 16th 2012 6:05pm by Shaowstrike
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#17 Oct 16 2012 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Nothing that a good pair of binoculars or a cheap telescope cant do. And where I grew up it seemed that peoples favorite past time was watching your neighbors.
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