So, I have no idea what to do.
And I already know you don't care.
But do people still do Ding Threads.
Man, I never really realized the pressure. The anxiety. The. . .Oh, wait. Nevermind. I am sure something will present itself.
Also, this!
Twig in the stream, twig in the stream.
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Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
You're gonna choke.
NixNot wrote:
You're gonna choke.
This is the worst almost ding thread ever.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
NixNot wrote:
You're gonna choke.
No I will not cho********ack grackabou harumph**********ke
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Oh, right, forgot my original question.
What should my Ding Thread be about?
Really hope I can hit ding in this thread, and call it a day.
What should my Ding Thread be about?
Really hope I can hit ding in this thread, and call it a day.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
742 posts... only 258 more till a ding/NotDing.
Overlord MagingMartin wrote:
742 posts... only 258 more till a ding/NotDing.
How dare you +1 in this serious thread. Which is very serious. And stuff.
EDIT: Oh, and +1
EDIT #2: Imdoinitrong
Edited, May 21st 2009 9:07am by stupidmonkey
Edited, May 21st 2009 9:07am by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Write an OoT erotica short story.
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Write an OoT erotica short story.
It's been done.
soracloud wrote:
So I follow him to Denny's. He pulls into a back spot. He was finishing up his 2nd sandwich as I knocked gently on the window. He fumbled around for the control button. Finally, the window rolled slowly down. I gazed at his large doe eyes. I licked my lips. He let out a large belch. It smelled of hot egg and sour milk. I was getting hard, he noticed.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
And with a gentler hand, I might add.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
stupidmonkey wrote:
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Write an OoT erotica short story.
It's been done.
soracloud wrote:
So I follow him to Denny's. He pulls into a back spot. He was finishing up his 2nd sandwich as I knocked gently on the window. He fumbled around for the control button. Finally, the window rolled slowly down. I gazed at his large doe eyes. I licked my lips. He let out a large belch. It smelled of hot egg and sour milk. I was getting hard, he noticed.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
And with a gentler hand, I might add.
Yeah, well, there aren't many OoTers in that one.
Did I just hear "Anna sodomises BT with a pneumatic drill"? 'Cause I think I just heard "Anna sodomises BT with a pneumatic drill".
stupidmonkey wrote:
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Write an OoT erotica short story.
It's been done.
soracloud wrote:
So I follow him to Denny's. He pulls into a back spot. He was finishing up his 2nd sandwich as I knocked gently on the window. He fumbled around for the control button. Finally, the window rolled slowly down. I gazed at his large doe eyes. I licked my lips. He let out a large belch. It smelled of hot egg and sour milk. I was getting hard, he noticed.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
He leaned back in his seat and I entered the cab. I sat down on his huge tits and grabbed the back fat of his neck. I looked deeply into his eyes and ran my tongue along his ear. He grabbed my engorged member and start weazing heavily. I lifted his sh*t and exposed his enormous sweat soaked man teets. The slimy sheen glistened in the morning sun. I grabbed his pancake size nipples in my teeth and started sucking. They smelled of deviled ham and cabbage. He unsheathed my ****, I straddled his neck and prepared to enter heaven.
I coated my tip in a generous portion of face grease and drool and pressed my way deeply into his 2nd and 3rd chin. He let out a squell and I let out a gasp. He reached around and tickled my ****, I held him by his matted combover and drilled his neck into my crotch. We went at it for what seemed like hours. I could feel the urge to unleash my seed build. I asked him where he wanted, he answered "into my McSkillit" I grabbed the warm remains of his breakfast burrito and forced it on my ****. In rhythm with his breathing I furiously pounded away at the egg and potato. I let loose. So did he. We both collapsed into each others arms. Finished what was left of his McSkillit and drifted slowly into slumber. A fat man and his mate. Lovers forever.
And with a gentler hand, I might add.
That made me throw up in my mouth a little.
The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
That made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Don't blame me, blame Sora, he wrote it.
EDIT: Yes, I have not dinged yet, had to sleep then work a graveyard shift. It will come soon.
Edited, May 22nd 2009 6:40am by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Write "The erotic adventures of Commander Mojo.".
Instant hit.
Instant hit.
Commander MojoVIII wrote:
Write "The erotic adventures of Commander Mojo.".
Instant hit.
Instant hit.
BUT WRITE IT IN DIALECT!
I also want Geordie **** starring RJ and Goggy, please.
Commander MojoVIII wrote:
Write "The erotic adventures of Commander Mojo.".
Instant hit.
Instant hit.
I have to say I prefered Monsieur Mojo.
My 1k was something I thought a long time about. Or was it my 2k been a couple years now. Try to do something grand 1k only happens once!
stupidmonkey wrote:
So, I have no idea what to do.
And I already know you don't care.
But do people still do Ding Threads.
And I already know you don't care.
But do people still do Ding Threads.
Find bugs to compare us to.
stupidmonkey wrote:
What should my Ding Thread be about?
It should be a story of love, passion and surrendering to forbidden desires. Sex sells, donch-ya-know?
Basically it should be about Samira and Kavekk.
Still not dinged, dingus interuptus!
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