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#1 May 21 2009 at 6:54 AM Rating: Default
Wore flip flops while driving to Denton today. Put on my heeled sandles when I got to the doc office. Start walking in and realize my shoes are sticky. WTF! Good news is I can change back into the flip flops when I head back to Wichita falls.
#2 May 21 2009 at 6:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder when Nix will pop in here to call you a stupid *****.
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#3 May 21 2009 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
Katielynn wrote:
Wore flip flops while driving to Denton today. Put on my heeled sandles when I got to the doc office. Start walking in and realize my shoes are sticky. WTF! Good news is I can change back into the flip flops when I head back to Wichita falls.


Oranges and peaches!
#4 May 21 2009 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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#5 May 21 2009 at 6:56 AM Rating: Good
Katie is a stupid *****.
#6 May 21 2009 at 6:57 AM Rating: Default
Soon, I'm sure. Good news is each time he does I get a +1!
#7 May 21 2009 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
Be sure to let us know when that *** pimple pops.

Also, this.
#8 May 21 2009 at 6:58 AM Rating: Good
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Katielynn wrote:
Put on my heeled sandles when I got to the doc office.


Get a real job that requires socks and shoes. Problem FIXT!
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#9 May 21 2009 at 7:03 AM Rating: Good
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Katielynn wrote:
Put on my heeled sandles when I got to the doc office.


Get a real job that requires hose and heels. Problem FIXT!


Fixed.
#10 May 21 2009 at 7:03 AM Rating: Good
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I vomited from the banality.













Yes, yes, it's from Se7en...
#11 May 21 2009 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
Rollercoaster, cod, eternity.
#12 May 21 2009 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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I said "animal urine" because that's probably why her shoes are sticky.
#13 May 21 2009 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Dyadem the Meaningless wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
Put on my heeled sandles when I got to the doc office.


Get a real job that requires fishnets and heels. Problem FIXT!


Fixed.
This.
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#14 May 21 2009 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Be sure to let us know when that *** pimple pops.

Also, this.


I am so GLAD you posted that. Have not seen Shock Treatment in so long, just saw the song title, and all the words started coming out before the song even started.

<3 Mindel.

Thanks for making my day better.
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#15 May 21 2009 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
It's hard to not call you a stupid *****, when you make it so apparent that you want me to do it.
#16 May 21 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I for one don't care what katie posts about at all right now as long as she keeps that adorable avatar dancing.
#17 May 21 2009 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Also, this.
Why have I never seen this movie? I'm a falure of a human being.



But at least I'm not a stupid *****, like Katie.
#18 May 21 2009 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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Played Frank for like 5 years in a theater in PDX, used to know every word from this movie and that one by heart.

And I'm Going Home used to make me cry real tears. Like for real Smiley: cry


EDIT TO ADD: Used to own a pirated VHS copy of Shock Treatment when it was on moratorium, before the advent of DVD.

Edited, May 21st 2009 8:28am by stupidmonkey
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#19 May 21 2009 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
This thread peeked my interest until I saw it was written by Katie.

Why can't Tuesday or Cherubs talk about their "sticky shoes"?
#20 May 21 2009 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
stupidmonkey wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Be sure to let us know when that *** pimple pops.

Also, this.


I am so GLAD you posted that. Have not seen Shock Treatment in so long, just saw the song title, and all the words started coming out before the song even started.

<3 Mindel.

Thanks for making my day better.
My pleasure, person-I-don't-know. I'm happy that my post made your day a little brighter. I'm a really nice person, and that's probably why people like me so much more than that stupid ***** Katie. Smiley: nod

Also, I sing ******** in the Kitchen in the shower every morning. True story.
#21 May 21 2009 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
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I for one don't care what katie posts about at all right now as long as she keeps that adorable avatar dancing.


Pfft. It's a jaunty horror, to a true cat what a zombie is to a human. It's a mockery of the noble feline, with all poise, all diginity removed for the amusement of the unwashed masses. Frankly, it makes me so sick I could almost vomit.
#22 May 21 2009 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
I for one don't care what katie posts about at all right now as long as she keeps that adorable avatar dancing.


Pfft. It's a jaunty horror, to a true cat what a zombie is to a human. It's a mockery of the noble feline, with all poise, all diginity removed for the amusement of the unwashed masses. Frankly, it makes me so sick I could almost vomit.
Vomit onto the cat and make that your avatar.
#23 May 21 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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Did I just find Katie's twitter?

Edited, May 21st 2009 11:35am by Sweetums
#24 May 21 2009 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
I'm happy that my post made your day a little brighter. I'm a really nice person, and that's probably why people like me so much more than that stupid ***** Katie. Smiley: nod



Smiley: lol
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#25 May 21 2009 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sweetums wrote:
Did I just find Katie's twitter?



In a word, yes.

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#26 May 21 2009 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sweetums wrote:
Did I just find Katie's twitter?



In 140 characters, yes.

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