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Who needs all those bills for a headshrinker when technology can sum up all of your problems in a one-click diagnosis?
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
"Your only conversational piece at dinner parties is how you like to kill people"
This thing is good.
This thing is good.
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Gains sexual gratification from urinating onto helicopters
No wonder I've never felt totally satisfied..Quote:
Your diagnosis:
"Unable to withstand alcohol without initiating violence with ghosts"
"Unable to withstand alcohol without initiating violence with ghosts"
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"Unable to withstand alcohol without initiating violence with ghosts"
Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.
"Favourite X-Men character is Joseph Stalin"
huh, I always thought it was Gambit.
Nexa
huh, I always thought it was Gambit.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Believe you're the bullet that killed JFK
Hmm..
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Your diagnosis:
"Can only perform sexually if dressed as Ronald McDonald"
"Can only perform sexually if dressed as Ronald McDonald"
I make BT dress up as Grimace.
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Your diagnosis:
"Throws monkeys at ****"
"Throws monkeys at ****"
Interesting, always thought it was the other way around but hey, why not.
Grandmother Guenny wrote:
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Your diagnosis:
"Can only perform sexually if dressed as Ronald McDonald"
"Can only perform sexually if dressed as Ronald McDonald"
I make BT dress up as Grimace.
Does the fact that Grimace looks like a giant butt plug mean that McDonalds is trying to warn us that their food goes right to your ***?
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"Thinks Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was actually 'alright'"
Well, it was...
And with that post the thread will now be moved to the Asylum. GJ.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
LOL!
Your diagnosis:
"An intense fear of clowns since one kidnapped you 16 years ago and made you eat his pony"
Your diagnosis:
"Unable to stop slapping fishermen"
Your diagnosis:
"An intense fear of clowns since one kidnapped you 16 years ago and made you eat his pony"
Your diagnosis:
"Unable to stop slapping fishermen"
"Favourite thing in the whole world is genocide"
Also, I swear, for about a minute, I thought that I was supposed to look for a place to enter my symptoms. You know like some sorta service for mental hypochondriacs.
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Your diagnosis:
"Jealous of insects as they have the ability to time-travel"
"Jealous of insects as they have the ability to time-travel"
...And I just watched Jurassic Park last night...
Edited, Apr 26th 2009 9:56pm by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
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"Only able to find triple breasted women sexually appealing after watching Total Recall"
I have recently found a site with a bunch of bizarre stuff like that, 2 vaginas, 3 boobs, tails, and other such weirdness, and the first thought in my head was "Three tits, just like Total Recall!"
Holy ****, this thing is good:
"Plans to rid the world of sunshine"
No longer will future generations have to live in fear of the Big Round Yellow Thing! Nor will it terrify us during the annual Vancouver, WA 20 minute summer!
"Plans to rid the world of sunshine"
No longer will future generations have to live in fear of the Big Round Yellow Thing! Nor will it terrify us during the annual Vancouver, WA 20 minute summer!
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Use cats to drive his car while you stay at home.
Word.
"Courting a wasp"
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
"Sees dead people that have not yet died."
So true.
So true.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"UNABLE TO TYPE IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN CAPITALS"
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... this thing just knows internet MEMEs/poster styles.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... this thing just knows internet MEMEs/poster styles.
that site wrote:
You still wet your childhood bed, even though you are 38 and no longer live at home.
...damned thing even got my age right...
Edited, Apr 26th 2009 10:40pm by Kitca
Aripyanfar wrote:
"UNABLE TO TYPE IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN CAPITALS"
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... this thing just knows internet MEMEs/poster styles.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... this thing just knows internet MEMEs/poster styles.
I prayed that RJ would hit that one first.
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Truer words never spoken wrote:
"Still waiting for James Brown to mow your lawn"
Him or that Spanish guy who claims to be Jesus but can't pronounce his name correctly.
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