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#1 Sep 23 2008 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Whats one crime you'd like to commit with impunity?

Whats something you'd like to get away with?
High Speed Pursuit :6 (7.7%)
Murder :15 (19.2%)
Armed Bank Robbery :24 (30.8%)
Car Theft :0 (0.0%)
Rape:11 (14.1%)
Corperate embezzlement:22 (28.2%)
Total:78


For me it'd definatly be the high speed pursuit, I totally have a lead foot.

I spent a night in jail b/c I was doing 96/55 late for work, seriously I was.

But I've also driven to Chicago from VA and on the way I topped out at around 115 before I was like Ok I don't wanna go to jail or kill myself so we'll slow it down.

Murder would be 2nd only because it's like the hardest to get away with, not that I have anyone in mind I'd like to wack Smiley: sly


added 2 more for you crazy people

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#2 Sep 23 2008 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Murder, because society is f*cking up Darwin.
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#3 Sep 23 2008 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, wait. Would it be just one murder?

It might be kinda hard to stop, is what I'm thinking.

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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Murder, because society is f*cking up Darwin.



This is the correct answer.
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#5 Sep 23 2008 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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Armed Bank robbery. Mainly because Lots of Money > Killing some ****.


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#6 Sep 23 2008 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sami's clown is even more scary now Smiley: eek
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Armed Bank robbery. Mainly because Lots of Money > Killing some ****.


You're killing the wrong ****, me thinks.
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#8 Sep 23 2008 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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Bank robbery for sure. I think I'd be good at it. I already find myself looking for security cameras and escape routes and stuff when I go into secure buildings.
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Armed bank robbery is the only one with a large payoff, unless you really hate someone or have a large cashfall heading your way if they die.
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#10 Sep 23 2008 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Bank robbery for sure. I think I'd be good at it. I already find myself looking for security cameras and escape routes and stuff when I go into secure buildings.
Aren't you nlike, 275+lbs? Being successful at a crime usually involves being inconspicuous and more importantly, unmemorable.


This is where BT points out my mistake.
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No rape?

This is perhaps the most blatant example of failing to understand your audience I have ever witnessed.
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Dane got old pretty fast, but this made me think of the Heist/Monkey bit he did.

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for example any guy here more than sex if they had the choice of sex or this one other thing any guy here would rather be part of a heist! you know when you watch the movie "Heat" your like "i wanna do that!" you just wanna be running down mainstreet with an AK-47...pffffpffffpffff WHERE'S THE VAN! pffffpffff THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!pffffff. we want that guy whos on a computer and is like "give me a minute i just need one more minute dude i need one more minute to hack into the mainframe. im in frenster they re-routed me into frenster i need a minute...WHERE'S THE ******* VAN!pfffff. theres always that guy on the team too he was a last minute replacement hes not one of the original gang but one of the guys vouches for him "no no dude trust me this guys cool, hes solid and hes cool" but hes not cool is he? he doesn't really say anything ever right he just stands there and looks cool, and at one point he might be like "let's kill these ***************** wanna be part of a heist and i wanna get shot here in the back of my leg... pow "OW ****!" it stings but it still makes me feel kinda cool i keep looking at the blood going no no no no...bleeding from the leg WHERES THE VAN!
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#13 Sep 23 2008 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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Bank robbery. I've actually planned it out on paper before.

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Siralin the Vile wrote:
Dane got old pretty fast, but this made me think of the Heist/Monkey bit he did.

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The Heist
That looks a lot more like the ravings of a lunatic the way you've written it.
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Siralin the Vile wrote:
Dane got old pretty fast, but this made me think of the Heist/Monkey bit he did.

Dane Cook wrote:
The Heist
That looks a lot more like the ravings of a lunatic the way you've written it.


Copy pasta from a ****** lyrics site. I didn't feel like formating it. Google Heist/Monkey if you're actually interested in hearing it.
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Bank robbery. I've actually planned it out on paper before.



That whole eating through the safe thing only works in Cartoons Stubs.

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Siralin the Vile wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Siralin the Vile wrote:
Dane got old pretty fast, but this made me think of the Heist/Monkey bit he did.

Dane Cook wrote:
The Heist
That looks a lot more like the ravings of a lunatic the way you've written it.


Copy pasta from a sh*tty lyrics site. I didn't feel like formating it. Google Heist/Monkey if you're actually interested in hearing it.
I've heard the whole thing. Its funny, but not when it's been written by an 11-year-old internet flunky (er, the guy from the lyrics site, not you).Smiley: lol

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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
That whole eating through the safe thing only works in Cartoons Stubs.

Not if he finds the lone crazy guy who puts his money in a chocolate bank.
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Embezzlement from a large corporation. I'm too passive aggressive for any of the above.

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I pick Murder for 1000 Alex.

So many people to get rid of in this world.
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
That whole eating through the safe thing only works in Cartoons Stubs.

Not if he finds the lone crazy guy who puts his money in a chocolate bank.


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Now I gotta order a new safe.
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BrownDuck the Wise wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
That whole eating through the safe thing only works in Cartoons Stubs.

Not if he finds the lone crazy guy who puts his money in a chocolate bank.


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Now I gotta order a new safe.
Look on the bright side, you get to eat chocolate.
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#23 Sep 23 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Let me guess, you combination was NOM-NOM-NOM.
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Murder, because society is f*cking up Darwin.
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No rape?

This is perhaps the most blatant example of failing to understand your audience I have ever witnessed.


Ya know I was ganan put that in, but decided against it in the end.
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#26 Sep 23 2008 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Corporate embezzlement. Lots and lots of money.

Murder and all the other ones, meh.
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