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#8427 Jul 27 2011 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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#8428 Jul 27 2011 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Jesus only spoke of peace because the New Testament was the new image for Christianity. Old Testament was all about fearing the Christian God just slightly more than death itself. New Testament is aimed at an audience who responds better to treats than threats.

3000 years of evolution, baby!

I can be smart, too, and I'm not even quoting anything.
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#8429 Jul 27 2011 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
I think a lot of people (including myself) are tired of atheists speaking up when it clearly isn't necessary -- forcing your non-belief down people's throats isn't any better than forcing your belief on them.

As for Jesus, well.
The main issue that I really don't believe in Christianity and the stuff in the NT is that clearly none of it can be "God's word" as much as the Tanakh and the Qur'an are simply because half the bloody thing is written in broken Greek where the Tanakh is definitely one of the most brilliant pieces of writing known to mankind, just linguistically, and I've heard the same of the Qur'an, but haven't read any of it in the original so I'm definitely not able to make a fair judgment on how well written it is. But yeah, why would the same God have some shoddily written scripture that even breaks with some of the previous messages?
Also, what's up with Christians saying Jesus is God's son, as opposed to other prophets not having that role? Note that I found out today that Mormon scripture says Moses was also the son of God. Heh.
I seem to recall something I heard in Deen that there's a passage in the Tanakh where God refers to Moses as "my son". Can't find it now, though.
I just doubt how far you can consider Jesus above the rest of humanity, and Christians seem to do it to the point where they created the mess that is the Trinity (three seemingly random aspects of their deity chosen to a) make said deity more tangible and b) make the whole bloody thing a polytheistic religion because clearly you cannot have 3 = 1 and 3 - 1 = 1, and all that is completely ... I just wanted to say haram, but what I mean is going against what is clearly written in the Tanakh.

Mohammed's life has been fairly well documented, I mean he was an important politician, he had a life to begin with, and even stuff like his night journey (where he is said to have travelled from Medina to Jerusalem and back in one night) can be accounted for semi-logically without even needing any miracles.
Of course his life outside of being a prophet is part of what makes Islam so difficult now; his 'calling' was to govern the people and improve society, as a politician and lawmaker amongst other things. He made laws people still live by. These laws were revolutionary and really liberal at the time (for example, the amount of rights women are afforded in Islam were staggering if you see it in a context of surrounding societies at the time), but are now terribly outdated and a lot of educated reasonable Muslims realise that. A lot also don't which is why some countries have crazy Shari'ah.



Anyway...

Eid is like Islamic Christmas. You celebrate it when you're finished fasting. \o/
#8430 Jul 27 2011 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
Speaking of people trying to justify things based on the bible, I love this clip: -






Edited, Jul 27th 2011 11:06pm by RareBeast
#8431 Jul 27 2011 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Hey look what I can do too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Heres an excerpt:

Although a few scholars have questioned the existence of Jesus as an actual historical figure[46] most scholars involved with historical Jesus research believe his existence can be established using documentary and other evidence.[47][48][49][50][51][52] As discussed in the sections immediately below, the estimation of the year of death of Jesus places his lifespan around the beginning of the AD first century (first century CE), in the geographic region of Roman Judaea.[53][54][55][56][57] The New Testament also refers to the Sea of Galilee which is about 75 miles north of Jerusalem.[

If its in Wiki it must be true!!

Seriously, Stop the hate. Yahwee, Muhammed, Jesus only spoke of peace.If you dont beleie that then you must be a dumbass.



WHO ARE YOU?

And while I agree that it's highly likely that the bible was written about the life of a person who existed, I accept the fact that all I can say is that it is likely. It's fully possible that he never did. It's not even THAT unlikely. I just think it makes more sense that there would have been a prophet that started a new sect of Judaism than these people having the foresight to retroactively create a prophet figure because people a 50+ years later wouldn't know that they were lying.

That doesn't mean they couldn't have done that though.
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#8432 Jul 27 2011 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kalivha wrote:
I think a lot of people (including myself) are tired of atheists speaking up when it clearly isn't necessary -- forcing your non-belief down people's throats isn't any better than forcing your belief on them.
This. Atheists are as bad as Jehova's Witnesses.
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#8433 Jul 27 2011 at 6:57 PM Rating: Good
Good grief, I leave for a day to go visit E, and you guys start up a religious debate. WTF?
#8434 Jul 27 2011 at 8:40 PM Rating: Good
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You left for many days, came back for like 1, and left again. I blame your lack of NSFW-ness in this thread.
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#8435 Jul 27 2011 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
Okay, how's this: I've had sex five times since last Thursday, which includes once this morning and once last night up at E's place. My *** muscles are sore from the clenching of goodness. I come home, and J is going around talking in a Liverpool-esque British accent (as is his brother who is moving in with us). Now I want to jump his bones again.

I'm not insatiable, I swear.
#8436 Jul 27 2011 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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Five times in six days isn't that impressive. Smiley: dubious
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#8437 Jul 27 2011 at 10:41 PM Rating: Good
I know, I wasn't trying to brag. But that's pretty good for me lately. Before Thursday it'd almost been a month since I'd had sex. People think that when you're poly you get tons of sex, and well, that's not always true. We have dry spells just like anyone else. I think if E and I lived in the same town, that would probably help quite a bit.
#8438 Jul 27 2011 at 10:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Five times in six days isn't that impressive. Smiley: dubious

Stop ******** around and start ******** around?
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#8439 Jul 27 2011 at 10:56 PM Rating: Good
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Thank god for Pigtails (and sex) I was getting annoyed by all the overzealous religion stuff.


Also, I had a left hand brewery empereal stout a couple days ago. It was a jummy beer and so pretty being almost black.
#8440 Jul 27 2011 at 11:08 PM Rating: Good
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Im atheist and all this talk annoys me. Please, lets move on.
I only have sex on fridays, saturdays and sundays. I like it that way, since Im not married.

Oh, wait, if I was married I would only have sex once every 3 months. Or something.

Edited, Jul 28th 2011 2:08am by Brisin
#8441 Jul 27 2011 at 11:25 PM Rating: Good
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#8442 Jul 28 2011 at 12:50 AM Rating: Good
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Thank god for Pigtails (and sex).


Huzzah for boobies?
#8443 Jul 28 2011 at 2:01 AM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Thank god for Pigtails (and sex).


Huzzah for boobies?


I <3 boobies Smiley: grin
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#8444 Jul 28 2011 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
Also, to make Digg happy and to add to the NSFW-ness of the thread, I've done some research and decided that I want to get a vertical piercing on my naughty bits. Partially to help increase sensitivity, and partially for the prettiness factor. ^_^ I just need to call around and find out what the cost would be so I can let E know. I asked him if he would be willing to get me the piercing for my birthday and he agreed, but said that the timing would depend on how much it costs. If it's more expensive, it will obviously take him longer to save up for it. I are excited!
#8445 Jul 28 2011 at 2:39 AM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Also, to make Digg happy and to add to the NSFW-ness of the thread, I've done some research and decided that I want to get a vertical piercing on my naughty bits. Partially to help increase sensitivity, and partially for the prettiness factor. ^_^ I just need to call around and find out what the cost would be so I can let E know. I asked him if he would be willing to get me the piercing for my birthday and he agreed, but said that the timing would depend on how much it costs. If it's more expensive, it will obviously take him longer to save up for it. I are excited!


Hmmmmmmm

I think I speak for the group when I say pics will be needed to ensure the veracity of your statement.

Smiley: sly
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#8446 Jul 28 2011 at 2:42 AM Rating: Good
I'm pretty sure that would get me an insta-ban. =x
#8447 Jul 28 2011 at 2:57 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, uploading a photo like that won't be a good idea.
And it does mean no sex for quite a while. Smiley: tongue
I'm all for piercings and other body art though so go you!
#8448 Jul 28 2011 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm pretty sure that would get me an insta-ban. =x


It would be worth it? Or just use a different avenue?

idk You probably right. Smiley: frown
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#8449 Jul 28 2011 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
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There's always random sites to upload it to and the facebook chat/group Smiley: wink
#8450 Jul 28 2011 at 3:08 AM Rating: Good
Actually, from what I've read these particular piercings heal very fast. Like withing a week or two. I can handle a week with no sex. I read a threat about it in a group on Fetlife, and someone posted that they had sex after leaving the shop where they got the piercings and didn't have any issues. I suppose it just depends on the person.

There's a very good possibility that I would post pics of it on Fetlife though. =x
#8451 Jul 28 2011 at 3:10 AM Rating: Good
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It's more to do with location, I think. The fewer bodily fluids near an open wound, the better. Of course, for some piercings, pain will be a definite issue as well.

Especially if you are male. *shudder*
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