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Who karma bombs a journal? |
AureliusSir the Mundane |
Mar 15th, 2010 |
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[url=http://ffxiv.zam.com/journal.html?user=301796&mid=126750328024066065&num=12&page=1]Here.[/url]
Seriously. MY journal. And I'm damn careful not to let it turn into a place where I make snide remarks about other posters just because most of them don't see it.
I'd like for the |
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POST FASTER |
Usagi |
Jun 4th, 2010 |
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Signup Time: Wed Mar 4 16:08:01 2009
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It's not my birthday... |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Aug 12th, 2010 |
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[quote=Demea]But I still want rate-ups.
Dance, monkeys![/quote]
And on the 11th day of the month of Agustus, there emerged a great cry of dispair as the denizins of the world looked up and realized what they had wrought. For though the Admins were generally easygoing and prone to turn an occas |
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10 facts about yourself others probably don't know |
Mistress Nachtstern |
Aug 27th, 2004 |
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Tell me ;)
Here are mine:
1) I hate my brother.
2) I love to watch old cartoons (like Danger Mouse, Tom and Jerry...).
3) Ive been dying my hair since I am 14, but always darker. Never bleached.
4) I cry everytime I watch the end of The last Unicorn.
5) I am Her Clumsyness. I no |
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Okay, Honest Help plz. |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Aug 30th, 2006 |
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Time to put on my other hat.
I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interst |
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Who was your worst teacher? |
Jacobsdeception |
Feb 6th, 2007 |
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[quote]The best one was our Sex Ed teacher, who obviously hadn't done the class before and was trying to show us how to apply a condom on a banana, and applied it on the wrong end, then she couldn't figure out what she was doing wrong since it kept breaking. Ahhh good times.[/quote]
I hereby procla |
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MMORPG Male Survey Shows Less Play Time In The Morning..... |
Subarcana the Eccentric |
Apr 25th, 2007 |
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In response to the woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom:
Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for. Sometimes I go into |
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Ask an Admin THREAD 2009 |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Dec 17th, 2009 |
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This was fun last year, let's do it again!
Same rules as before, you can see previous answeres from last year here. Karma queries will still result in the answer being 2.00, and then it being 2.00. I also can't answer anything that would affect / implicate other posters.
http://everquest.allak |
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Im in ur journal… |
Davejohnsan |
Jan 16th, 2010 |
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…trying to find 101 reasons to make a thread there.
Oh wait… [:yikes:]
So, is there anything you want to know about me?
Edit: How strange, this is my first post as a Guru.
[i][sm]Edited, Jan 15th 2010 4:31pm by Davejohnsan[/sm][/i] |
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Guru get!! |
Sandinmygum |
Feb 10th, 2010 |
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I just don't ever see me getting to 10k posts. So 2k ding is what you all get!
[pre]C P O D C Q I A F A O T U S A G I R Q T C Z N S Y
X W C J I W T S T S E U G S U O M Y N O N A Y B V
D G T S Q X A V H I Q H H G H D B F E E S T B Y Z
T V Q M P M R I E T H O P W F A O N N N I O R S B
C M A |
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If Anna Was An Admin |
Iamadam the Prophet |
Feb 14th, 2010 |
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She'd censor me.
She'd censor Ugly.
She'd allow more Anime posts.
YOU CAN'T CENSOR [spoiler]ME[/spoiler]!
[i][sm]Edited, Feb 13th 2010 5:51pm by Kaolian [/sm][/i][i][sm]Edited, Jan 19th 1873 4:23pm by Angstycoder [/sm][/i] |
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Suicide attempt worthy of The Internet (was forum=28) |
Barkingturtle |
Mar 15th, 2010 |
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[NWS]
I think the important thing to remember is that since this thread is in the Asylum now, I can write sexually graphic words!
For instance, last night I was watching what I initially thought was a snuff film and it turned out it was in actuality just grainy amateur porn featuring this fat |
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Off Topic:help my pwn my husband |
Sir Xsarus |
Jun 11th, 2010 |
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[quote=Grand Master Engineer Furlis][quote=Sir Xsarus]go die in a fire, suck-start a loaded revolver, drink bleach, and ream yourself with a roll of barbed wire, okay?[/quote]
Don't make me put on my other hat... [/quote]
Having your wisdom teeth extracted can be a confusing experience, Furlis, |
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When spoiler tags go bad. |
rale |
Jun 27th, 2010 |
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Karma Math |
Allegory |
Jul 20th, 2010 |
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In [link=http://ffxiv.zam.com/forum.html?forum=28&mid=1279076998177378907]another thread[/link] we talked about karma a little and Kao said he wouldn't mind receiving suggestions for karma.
n[sup]-1[/sup]Σ [K[sub]n[/sub](n-1)(1+A)] / [(n-1)(1+A)]
Where K[sub]n[/sub] is the karma rating for th |
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Love your admins |
Kuwoobie |
Oct 19th, 2010 |
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...because honestly they are incredible here.
Lately I have been posting and reading [i]elsewhere[/i] on the vast interwebs. What I have found is nothing short of gross incompetence in forum administration-- petty grudges, wanton closing and deletion of threads(no edits, no notifications, no rea |
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Ask an Admin day 2010 |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Nov 16th, 2010 |
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It's November again, which means it's time for the dread quasiannual "Ask an Admin day" thread! As usual the thread, despite being named ask an admin [u]DAY[/u], will likely go for several. The ground rules:
[ul][li]Any questions asked, will be answered if we can. There may be some subjects that |
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A Copy Paste of a thread about the alliance story in cata |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Mar 20th, 2011 |
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[quote=DerpLord]
i dont like trolling from moderators, which ive seen happen on many sites, such as the unnoficial wow forums, where i was banned because the moderators are a bunch of antagonizing trolls who derive joy out of bullying new posters, probably cuz they like being a small forum commun |
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For the single women... |
Mistress Subarcana |
Jul 17th, 2007 |
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...pickup line rebuttals.
1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if yo |
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Forum Predictions for 2010 |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 1st, 2010 |
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Here we are again, 2009 is all but gone, so it is time for 2010, a predictions odyssey, featuring the traditional predicting of things by Kaolian, the Psychic Ranger Of Doom! Let the festivities commence and the feasting upon noodles begin!
[link=http://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&m |
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Never anger a GM lol |
Grigoryrasputin |
Jan 11th, 2010 |
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This thread makes me want to rate down the OP and rate up damn near every reply. I worked as coder and GM for Blizzard for about 18 months prior to joining the US Army, and I can tell you 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt that the OP is totally full of sh!t. Every interaction, (even those you don' |
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Know That Snot Nosed Kid In Trade? |
Baron von Filterspawn |
Feb 15th, 2010 |
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You know the one, one of thousands that contributes to the anal joke spam. He isn't original enough to come up with his own jokes, and copycats everyone else.
You know the ones whom you wish would get grounded by their parents because you know the little shits need it?
Sometimes they do.
I |
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Karma Whores. |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Feb 26th, 2010 |
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[quote=Tailmon]
Oh, so you did nothing about the former rate ups and such. Shame. And your threatening me because I asked for more punative damages to them. Your enabling them just as you have since whenever. Banning me for questioning is poor taste and abuse of your powers. This is why I find al |
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Suicide attempt worthy of The Internet (was forum=28) |
Iron Chef Hallertau |
Mar 11th, 2010 |
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[link=http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20100310/NEWS01/100310003/1079]Linky[/link]
[quote]The man accused of killing Sarah McKay first consumed drugs and alcohol before striking her with a bat and strangling her and then trying to kill himself by drinking bleach and cutting his throat and wri |
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In light of all these "I quit" posts... |
His Excellency Aethien |
Mar 12th, 2010 |
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[quote=graspee]If you find that funny, you're sick. There's no possibility he was trying to cheer me up with dark humour at all. He was being deliberately nasty or unbelievably stupid.[/quote]Bloody hell man, take that lamppost out of your ass before going online next time, it might reduce the butth |
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The irony thread (now with more yellow in it)... |
OmegaTyrant |
Mar 16th, 2010 |
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I can really see how annoying server mergers can be and all, but by now it is old news and all the incessant complaining is starting to grow nauseating. In short, let's move on, shall we?
Since I am all for discussing new things, and changes to FFXI itself, I want to ask who is planning to buy th |
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The day I reach 10,000 posts |
Davejohnsan the Silent |
Mar 17th, 2010 |
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Here's PFORU
[img=160552] |
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trypophobia |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
May 31st, 2010 |
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It's not irrational if the little fuckers are out to get you! Kao 2, Deadly Poisenous spiders 0 so far though, and now i've got a flamethrower, so they best stay the hell out of my shoes! (I figure that's how they'll get me in the end. Black widow in the toe of my shoe. Or maybe a funnel web. Possib |
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I'm wearing contacts again |
ThePsychoticOne the Prophet |
Jun 4th, 2010 |
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Actually i did, and have the pictures to prove it.
[img=167777]
edit: also hasn't fixed itself yet, so you're still only guru for that post.
[i][sm]Edited, Jun 3rd 2010 8:27pm by ThePsychoticOne [/sm][/i] |
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Kaolian the Kuddly |
Kirby the Eccentric |
Sep 14th, 2010 |
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You know, The usual... |
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My new toy (or: The Princess is Packin') |
remorajunbao |
Oct 28th, 2010 |
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"Fuck me hold on... what's that?"
"It's my belt, Turkish"
"No Tommy, There's a gun in your trousers"
"Yeah, it's for protection"
"From what? Ze Germans? What's to stop it blowin your bollocks off every time you sit down?" |
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Blizzard 'customer service' is SUCH a joke. |
Raolan |
Nov 3rd, 2010 |
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I really should bite my tongue but...
As a military spouse (my wife is active AF) who has spent the last 5 years living and working on a military base, I have lost all respect for service members who have not actively spent time in a combat zone, and people like you are exactly why. The overinfla |
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Obama releases long form birth cert. |
lolgaxe |
Apr 28th, 2011 |
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I don't think Donald Trump's hairpiece is a natural born citizen, and I'm against his nomination until I see it's birth certificate. |
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Details about karma system |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Apr 30th, 2011 |
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[b]Karma[/b]
The forum karma system is designed to allow user moderation to a certain degree of posts in the forums. There are two main elements to the system. the base karma rating, and the per-post rating. Your base karma rating is your lifetime average of all ratings received starting from you |
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Needle goes where? |
The One and Only Poldaran |
Jun 2nd, 2011 |
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The more I think about it, the more awesome it sounds. I mean, I could seriously say the following to my GF if I got that procedure:
"Don't worry about getting pregnant, baby. I have Electro-Balls." |
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Forum Predictions for 2012! |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 1st, 2012 |
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It's that time once again! I, Kaolian, the Psychic ranger of Doom will predict precictions of the utmost unpredictability on a predictable schedule for one and all. Enjoy, and Happy New Years!
Geez, 8 of these counting this year already???:
[link=http://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?for |
