User:Smasharoo  

Card playing, narcissistic, pain in the ass with a really hot girlfriend. Smasharoo proclaims to be good at a number of things. Some of these assertions have been proven to be correct, but by and large, he just has a big mouth in his giant head. If found to be bad at something, he has a tendency to proclaim that some unfairness in the competition has been found in your favor.

He absolutely sucks at battleship, and cannot see the sailboat.

Also:Likes cheese