EQ Mob:Agent Honeydrop  

You say, 'Hail, Agent Honeydrop'

Agent Honeydrop stifles a laugh and says, 'Good luck out there, friend. I'm ears-deep in intrigue and it looks like you could barely [1] someone count your own ears.'

You say, 'help'

Agent Honeydrop says 'Yeah, I'll pass. I'd rather give this operation to a gobin. Come back when you've proven you're capable of subtle manipulations.'